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Posted: 10/4/2008 5:58:26 PM | Guy my age on disability so he can't drive, would I mind picking him up? I agree. When I get there the smell is overpowering but I can't tell if it's the smell of the apartment building or him - turns out its him. I figure I can get through this politely. He's at least 100 pounds overweight and walks with a cane or something. I'm tolerant, right?
In the restaurant he tells me "actually the reason I'm on disability is not the bad back. I have Asperger's syndrome."
No kidding! | |
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Posted: 10/4/2008 6:03:34 PM |
Her: You were supposed to pay no matter what it takes! You're a cheap skate!!!
I'm glad you dodged that bullet!!! | |
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Posted: 10/4/2008 7:11:20 PM |
Number 2:
Her: “You know, those weren’t airplanes that crashed in the towers”
Wow, those must have been some damn good special effects. Did ya happen to ask the dumb a$$ what they were, if not planes?
Thank you for your sevice. :)
After reading these posts I think I'm glad I haven't gone out on any dates.  | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 8:46:36 AM | Thanks for the laughs....This thread was very entertaining....Sorry to hear about some of the dates but the fact that you are still on POF shows you can get knocked down but if you want something badly enough you can keep getting back up....
I wish you all terrific dates!!!! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 10:34:24 AM | I think I've got a couple.
Met this guy on yahoo chat who seemed cool, and lived in Edmonton, where I was planning to spend my vacation.. so he suggested I spend it with him, so I went there, he picked me up from the airport and we had lunch, then he takes me to his place and thinks we're going to sleep together right there, but I didn't want to, so i told him no and he got kinda insistant, so I pretended to be really into S&M and bit the hell out of his neck.. He freaked out so bad about it that he drove me immediately to my hotel and I never heard from him again..
Another one..
I met a guy on here who, after all of 24 hours of knowing him, felt I needed pictures of his "cash and prizes" so he emailed them to me without so much as a warning!! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 1:45:57 PM | I hate it when we stop at a convenience store for a pack of ciggies and he tells me to keep the car running, then comes dashing out waving his gun and jumps back in the car screaming Drive!! Drive!! I mean, I know cigarettes are expensive nowadays, but come on!  | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 5:42:39 PM | I've only gone on a few dates since my last relationship ended back in January, but they all seem to end the same... With me thinking "My god, why bother?!"
The first one I met on Yahoo, and I also met a girl who lived over by him and was good friends with him. I chatted with both of them for a while, and finally decided to meet them. The guy, no lie, looked just like Tom Cruise. And he was freakin nuts. He tried to get me to sleep with him on his friends bed. I told him no, and then made the mistake of telling her. I say 'mistake' because she ended up taking him home and then taking me back home. She and I are still friends. But since then, he's tried setting us against each other and telling each other how much the other likes him and then pretending someone hacks into his account so he can go nuts on us, telling us not to talk to him. I'm sick of him. Haven't talked to him in about 5 mths now.
One of the other ones I actually met through a friend. We hung out sometimes, and I decided to have someone get his number for me. We ended up chatting for a few days, then he asked me if I would go to a movie with him. I said "sure, why not?" and we went and watched that stupid Adam Sandler movie that was out in July. He wouldn't stop trying to kiss me and touch me and didn't seem to get that I don't want someone getting that close to me when I barely know them. I faked feeling sick afterwards (although the kisses did kind of make me feel that way) and had him take me home, where he forced me to kiss him again. I say force because I pushed him away, and he just pulled me closer. Needless to say, I told him I never wanted to see him again and only see him on occasion when he happens to be at the bar when I am.
I refuse to go on first dates to movies. People get way to hands-y when the lights go out. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 7:02:29 PM | | Hope some of them are reading these so they can see why they wil always be single! LOL! Yes had a few myself...He didn't bother dressing nice, wasn't sure where to go when we met, then after dinner the bill came...I said...I'll pay for my half (which I always do/prepare for)but he insisted on paying.. and he gave the waiter his c/c and it was declined...I thought...no big deal..has happened to the best of us...then another declined...hmmm...then digging out his change...the bill was around $18.oo...he had about $10.50 on him...I said I'll take care of it...he said thanx...gave me a hug bye..and left...he must have known there wouldn't be a second date! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 8:33:11 PM | | sweetbabeblues, OMG you poor thing! and on your b-day! this is why I always meet them there, in my own car. cant tell you how many times I needed to bolt! | |
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Posted: 10/5/2008 9:27:40 PM | "I hate it when we stop at a convenience store for a pack of ciggies and he tells me to keep the car running, then comes dashing out waving his gun and jumps back in the car screaming Drive!! Drive!! I mean, I know cigarettes are expensive nowadays, but come on! "
Don't try to convince these people you were a first timer baby. You drive like a Steve McQueen chase scene. And I hate it when you make me go back in and get your ticket punched for your coffee club.
Next Friday? | |
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Posted: 10/6/2008 11:17:44 AM | These stories are so funny I have a few of my own
Top Story
Met a guy (not on pof) we had a great conversation on the phone. He asks why I am still single and I explain that most of the dates I have been on want sex on the first date. If you dont put out, they are gone. He says "man you are such a cool woman I would not push the issue and screw this up".
So, I let him pick me up and within the first 10 min the question is posed "so if this were our 2nd date would you let me bang you?" Yes he said BANG omg I about died laughing because he was serious.
I still went to dinner and when he dropped me off he asked if I would show him my "titties" and when I said NO he said "Awe comeon, show me just one of them". Wow what a great story, and no he did not get a second date.
Second Top story
When talking on the phone he asked what my favorite color was, although a strange question I answered Purple. He said are you sure its not peach, I replied nope still purple.
I show up at dinner with him sporting a shirt that looked like it was crinkled in his bedroom corner since highschool. We proceed to dinner where he tells me about his bad news (almost crying) that his mother tried to commit suicide that night. I asked him why he would meet me when his mom was in the hospital. His reply "i really wanted to meet you" Ok well that probably could have waited.
He took me to my car and said "Wait I have something for you" it was a dozen PEACH roses. Wow dude relax, its just a first date. He stalked me for about 2 months, thank god for blocking. | |
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Posted: 10/6/2008 1:30:44 PM | oh Joe- these really made me laugh! even tho they are awful situations.
Hope you find someone wonderful
Thank you for serving our country
Joanne | |
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Posted: 10/6/2008 1:37:19 PM | | Hi, just saw this and had to add my most recent experience... I was a bit tired so I stifled a yawn and the guy picked up my drink, swirled it round the glass and said "so the rohypnol's kickin in then!" and then killed himself laughing. if only you could have seen my face... most seriously unimpressed! | |
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Posted: 10/6/2008 9:18:45 PM | hahaha Whats funny is that post #17 said
Number 6 and Number 7 deserve a b1tch slap, for real.
And poster of post #6 got mad thinking she was referencing the post #'s when actually she was referencing the OPs numbered dating experiences. Then proceeded to make post #19.
Too funny.
Thanks for the laughs OP, my experiences wern't as bad as yours, I do have my own horror stories. | |
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Posted: 10/11/2008 10:08:07 PM | These are hilarious!
Many years ago (back when T-top Camaros were all the rage), I was set up on a blind date by a co-worker with a pilot from the Base here. The pilots used to all have the fancy sports cars, and being a kid, that was impressive to me. So the guy picks me up and we go have dinner at the nicest place in town. Nice guy, well dressed, smells WONDERFUL and I'm thinking this is going well. My parents always made me be home at midnight, and so we had enough time for a movie too. During the walk from the car to the theater, he's got his arm around my waist pulling me up to him, walking hip to hip. The only time he lets go is to pay for the tickets. We find a seat and he puts his arm around me and his head down almost on my chest.
Movie gets over and we are on the way home. He passes my house.
Me---you just passed my house
him---we'll stop on the way back
Me---I have to be home in 4 minutes
Him--I'll talk to your dad if we are late
Me---You really DON'T want to talk to my dad or make me late
He pulls into this store parking lot that was closed and acts like he is turning around and all of a sudden, slams it into park and pounces on me before I can draw a breath. He has me plastered up against the door facing him, one hand on each side of me bracing himself, and he starts trying to kiss me, but ends up licking my face because I keep turning away. I finally got him to take me home. We pull into the driveway and he slows down enough for me to pop the door open and escape. He puts the car in park and as I am putting my key in the door of the house, pops out over the top of the car (T-tops were off) and says "Now that I've got you, don't think you are getting away!!!" I locked the door quick!
The next day, phone rings and it's him.
Him---you want to go out tonight?
Me---no, I didn't have a good time last night and I don't think we should go out again
Him--you didn't have a good time? I did, so you should go out with me again.
Me----click (hanging up the phone)
Next day at work I told my co-worker not to set me up again. | |
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Posted: 10/12/2008 1:13:44 AM | | Sweetbabeblues - you are too nice...or something. If I had been you, in this situation, I'd have gotten out, and taken a cab home early on...or called a cop, and charged the fool with kidnapping. | |
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Posted: 10/12/2008 6:19:40 AM | Upon meeting the guy I had been chatting to for some weeks.....
Him ... "Howz garn?"
Me...Good it's nice to finally meet you
Him...Do you mind if I order a pitttza.....proceeds to dial up a pizza.
Me...Have you been drinking?
Him...Yep I got a bit pissed before I came here
Me...*Just gives him THE look*
Him...I thought you were going to be fat like all the rest I have met off here
My Brain...Well this is the first and last time you ever have to see this guy again! | |
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Posted: 10/12/2008 10:56:32 AM | | This is one of those times when it helps to have a friend call during the middle of the date to bail you out on an "emergency" | |
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Posted: 10/12/2008 8:51:02 PM | | Lol, sorry for your bad dates, but this is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while. Thanks for sharing. | |
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Posted: 10/13/2008 2:34:38 AM | | LOL at least you have a good sense of humor, good thing, alot of ppl would be put off by now, at least you can look back at all those first date killers and laugh. good luck and keep trying | |
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Posted: 10/13/2008 3:00:07 AM | | his profile says slow to anger? does it also say, he hates when he gets mad? i've had a guy on here that emails me and his profile says that also, lol guess i was smart to say sorry not interested, i was kind of put off when i seen that on his profile not sure why just a gut feeling. | |
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