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Posted: 10/13/2008 7:30:49 AM | The bloke that kept cutting me up in conversation, just so he could break into song and dance! How rude and very random!! | |
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Posted: 10/15/2008 6:23:31 AM | I had a chick offer me cocaine on a 1st date, I was like whoa what the hell. One I don't do that and 2 if we get pulled over and I go to jail there's going to be a serious issue...and then after that I didn't speak with her again.
I always seem to get nutty ones like that, never fails. | |
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Posted: 10/15/2008 9:41:55 AM |
Her: “I think you’re a nice guy and I can change you.”
He should be very thankful that it came out on the first date and not after the wedding. | |
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Posted: 10/15/2008 2:35:09 PM |
I had a chick offer me cocaine on a 1st date, I was like whoa what the hell. One I don't do that and 2 if we get pulled over and I go to jail there's going to be a serious issue...and then after that I didn't speak with her again.
OMG, here I thought the guy that asked if he could stay the night with me after I turned away from his kiss was bad but that is nothing compared to this! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2008 9:48:19 AM | | Im pretty sure we can all (male and female both) relate, hell Im sure Im going to wind up on some poor ladies list myself. My own experiences, I think the best was either the one where she met me at 11 AM on a sunday for coffee and wanted to go do shooters, or the lady who posted her daughters pics on her profile "since they looked more like sisters". They didnt. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2008 10:18:26 AM | | From one of my students: "You and my Grandma would make a nice couple. You both teach science, you are both wierd, and she is feeling really good about herself since she got her teeth paid for." | |
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Posted: 10/17/2008 2:40:19 PM | | about the cop comment, i would of kept that comment to myself even though thats how i feel. the military comment same thing. im pretty much speechless about this. there are ppl who actually feel the military are nothin but criminals in uniforms. i would of been glad not to go on 2nd dates with those women. | |
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Posted: 10/26/2008 10:08:52 AM | | Going to bars seems to kill first dates for me. I've had quite a few first dates at bars at all sorts of interesting hours. My last date at a bar had guys lining up to hit on her. It was pretty amusing. | |
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Posted: 10/28/2008 7:26:25 PM | I try to weed out the ones online, so I fortunately haven't had too many weird internet dates worth talking about....
But, the ones I meet in person...
(I gave them my number)
1. Calls, talks to me a bit, and then admits to not being "exactly" single... Things aren't quite working out with him and his live in g/f.. but would I go on a date with him? He's looking for some extra "fun"
Ohhh hell NO
2. Texts a few times, Doesn't answer when I call back. Calls back when I say I'm not busy. Asks me if I can meet him at the mall, I'm like "sure", then he proceeds to tell me he wants to show me his car.. and his stereo and do naughty things in his car. I say, "Well I will pass on that one.." he's like.. "why?" I say "I'm not that type of person, I'm going to hang up & please don't call me again" He continues to call & text, I guess until he got tired of me ignoring him... | |
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| Sure-Fire First-Date Killers
Posted: 10/28/2008 9:17:20 PM | I had a 20 yr old start our date off with "what celebrity would you like to ...". She picked a 70 year old dude, said she had some kinda fetish for them & that was why she liked my gray hair.
I'd have thought it was a great way to intentionally scare away guys if she wasn't being all super flirty the rest of the date
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| Sure-Fire First-Date Killers
Posted: 10/28/2008 10:06:10 PM | Her: Here, have an apple.
Him: Looks good. Where'd you get it?
Her: From that tree in the middle of the garden.
Him: The tr- um, I don't think we're supposed to...
Her: Aw, c'mon. Don't be a wuss. He said it was okay.
Him: "He", who?
Her: That green fella in the tree... | |
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Posted: 10/28/2008 10:22:08 PM | Hey now thats sexy. Your almost hung as well as I am!
What the feck?
Hmmmmm, you kiss like your brother does!
Sorry, I only take cash, no debit or credit at all! | |
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Posted: 10/28/2008 10:23:47 PM |
Sorry, I only take cash, no debit or credit at all!
just leave him a $50 on the night stand on your way out.......... | |
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Posted: 10/29/2008 7:03:28 AM | WOW, here I thought some of my dates were out of this world. But these definitely take the cake  | |
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Posted: 10/29/2008 2:37:12 PM | | I knew once it was going to be a long first date when I walked up to her and she was giving her number to another guy. Needless to say I made it a fast date. :) | |
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Posted: 10/29/2008 6:12:05 PM | | omgggggggggggggggggggg i was bent over laffing.......................haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa are some people really like that???? and wat a laff u must of had meeting them..........thx for the giggles and making my sides hurt ;) | |
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| Sure-Fire First-Date Killers
Posted: 10/30/2008 2:32:46 AM | | msg #170: I think we may have dated the same guy! Same thing happened to me in a Starbucks.. if he had OFFERED, perhaps would have made the difference.. and then... wanted to see me again! NOT! | |
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Posted: 10/30/2008 10:19:31 AM | I personally don't think anything of paying for my own on a first date. I don't expect a guy to pay for me. I do however talk about who is paying on a first date. Communication will go a long way.
Honestly, how would you feel if you were a guy, going on all kinds of dates, trying to meet the right woman, and were paying for all of them.... It would make me bitter, thats for sure... | |
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Posted: 10/31/2008 6:48:00 AM | | Dear Gentle Reader : ....the woman who brought her dog for the dog's approval of me ...or the woman who brought a girl friend for a second opinion.... | |
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