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 skippy-57

Joined: 4/12/2009
Msg: 26
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 4/25/2009 7:18:26 PM
true story; my brother was a pilot, got pulled over by a sarcastic officer for speeding. The cop asked to see his pilot's license, so my bro-in-law showed his pilots license. The cop laughed so hard, he just waved bro-in-law and said "get the heck out of here".
 firebird1979

Joined: 4/20/2009
Msg: 27
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 4/25/2009 7:29:30 PM
No sir, I don't know how fast I was going because my speedo only goes to 100.
 giants84

Joined: 12/10/2008
Msg: 28
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 4/26/2009 12:57:15 AM
Got pulled over for tints a few months ago and when the cop asked me why do i have such dark tints, i told him because it looks good. Safe to say i got that ticket.
 wndmanitou

Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 29
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 5/30/2009 5:05:22 PM
whta ya mean walk that line,hell, hop in and we'll drive down the sucker!!!!
 wndmanitou

Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 30
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 5/30/2009 5:08:17 PM
i actually said this a while back,"say,i thought you oklah0ma state troopers had to be at least 5' 2" to get in the academy" the dude got hot!!
 mike919293949596

Joined: 2/2/2009
Msg: 31
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 5/31/2009 11:21:19 PM
How's your wife??

Hang-on, I can't reach my gun.

Wanna see my trunk? It's a four-body.
 SWEETLYLooking

Joined: 4/11/2008
Msg: 32
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/1/2009 12:08:48 AM
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 itsmillertime6227

Joined: 9/19/2008
Msg: 33
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/1/2009 12:39:51 AM
Your wife says hi!
So how's your wife and my kids doing?
Is it true all cops have small penises?
I thought cops were supposed to be in good shape...
Hey, didn't I used to kick your a$$ in high school?
What's with you cops and the ugly mustaches? Do you guys like to give each other mustache rides or what?
 2funnyhaha

Joined: 3/7/2009
Msg: 34
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/1/2009 5:04:15 AM
Q: What goes a hundred and thirty miles an hour?
A: Umm it's a chevy sir.
Paid that fine for a long time.
 Call me Ginny

Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 35
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/1/2009 10:51:52 AM
My brother kept his girlfriend from a speeding by doing this; but I don't recommned it!
Popping his head up from under her skirt and saying, "Hi Officer!"
 itsmeaaron

Joined: 4/2/2007
Msg: 36
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Posted: 6/1/2009 8:51:06 PM
when he asks if you have any drugs or alcohol in the vehicle, you tell him; "hang on let me look."
 mike koerber

Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 37
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:52:42 AM
TRUE STORY......
once while being in just such a predickament .....
the ocifer asked me if i did drugs ?
my reply was very casual and polite as we are in canada eh.
WHY YOU GOT A JOINT?
 mike koerber

Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 38
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Posted: 6/2/2009 11:55:21 AM
hows your wife?

used that one to death. its probably even in the great csis computer in ohio.
along with the warning to the said officer
TRY NOT TO LAUGH IT MAKES HIM THINK HES WINNING.
 mike koerber

Joined: 3/13/2009
Msg: 39
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:56:38 AM
NOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 eyes_on_fire

Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 40
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 1:34:19 PM
hahaha ! those are great
 pinkmews

Joined: 8/5/2008
Msg: 41
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Posted: 6/2/2009 5:05:52 PM
is that siren on because your late home from work .............with no other excuse
 J_in_SD*

Joined: 1/1/2009
Msg: 42
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/2/2009 11:27:13 PM

true story; my brother was a pilot, got pulled over by a sarcastic officer for speeding.

I'm assuming they both landed first.
 *MiniMe*

Joined: 1/7/2009
Msg: 43
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/3/2009 3:16:50 PM
No officer I can't walk that white line but I CAN SNORT IT!
 EmptyBedFred

Joined: 12/20/2008
Msg: 44
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/5/2009 9:57:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA
 Dublingirl09

Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 45
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/5/2009 11:50:30 AM
Now thats hillarious i love it i'll think i'll say a few of them lines for the laugh the next time i get pulled over for speeding
 MrGravel

Joined: 5/16/2009
Msg: 46
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 6/5/2009 2:35:13 PM
Honestly Drinkstable - I haven't had a C*nt all night!
 pyro_monkey

Joined: 7/14/2009
Msg: 47
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/21/2009 2:42:13 PM
Here officer hold my beer while I fish my drivers license out....
 SweetSouthernCandy

Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 48
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/21/2009 2:46:30 PM
Spank me
Just kidding
 SweetSouthernCandy

Joined: 4/11/2009
Msg: 49
A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/21/2009 2:47:30 PM
Also
Hold my bong thank you
 Mozard

Joined: 7/31/2007
Msg: 50
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A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/22/2009 9:12:40 PM
Why were you speeding, I clocked you at 157 miles per hour??
Dude, my exwife ran off with an Indiana state trooper and I thought you was him trying to bring that b*tch back.
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