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| A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/23/2009 1:37:56 AM | 
True story late one night I was drifting circles around a crispy cream my friend worked at waiting for him to get off he gets off I stop he gets in with like 12 boxes of donuts anyway I drive outta the parking lot and make a left at the end of the street and then on come the blue whites johnny law
He asked if I knew why he pulled me ova and I grabbed a box of donuts from my friends lap and replied
YOU COULD SMELL UM!!!!
Lol he laughed so hard he dropped his clip board
Anywho no ticket!!!!! | |
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| A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/23/2009 10:04:18 PM | I got pulled over one time going way over the limit .. something 70 in a 40 or something stupid like that
cop walks up to the window and says "boy, I been waitin for you all day"
I replied "I got here as fast as I could" .. he was aughing so hard he just told me to slow it down and get lost.
Oh and once I was driving down the road and this guy was hitchhiking ... I locked up the brakes and skidded to a stop right near him and hollered for him to get in. As soon as his butt hit the seat I floored it and did a huge burnout. As I shifted into 3rd gear still smoking tires I yelled at him "I hey bro put your seatbelt on, I saw something on a cartoon the other day and I think I can do it"!!! .. he lost it, but I was laughing by then so he settled down and told me I was insane, I agreed.
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| A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/24/2009 2:11:46 PM | waffle house said they need more bacon...or was it police i forget?
guess how many bodies i have in here? (true was stopped at 3am when i was leaving the morgue to go to the funeral home i moonlighted at) | |
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| A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 7/24/2009 6:57:42 PM | i made a call the second i got pulled over the cop walked up (i rolled up my window officer knocked on my window i rolled my eyes at him and gestured 1 min with my hand) i was screaming at my partner at the time saying i told u i would get pulled over ur town sucks!!! he asked me for my paperwork i said "really?! im not giving u anything until ur supervisor gets here!!!" he said "is there a problem" i said "absolutley! u pulled me over for no reason and theres no way ur writing me a ticket right now!" he calmly said "alright" supervisor gets there asks me what the problem is so i tell him i give the supervisor my paperwork and said "its all legit" and i told him "if u write me a ticket for anything right now i know where ur police station is and i have no problem driving down there right now at 2:30 in the morn and filling out a complaint against both of u should u write me a ticket! I demand to know why i was pulled over in the first place!" supervisor says "officer so and so is doing DUI checks" so i snapped back with "ok dude im not drunk i dont drink and im not even old enough TO DRINK!!! (i was 19 at the time) SO CAN I JUST GO HOME NOW!!!" supervisor talks with the officer real quick gives me my paperwork and says "have a goodnight and drive safe!" i rolled my eyes and said thanks whatever and i got no ticket!!!   im still not sure how but it worked i had a ton of attitude and i was not nice at all cause it was late and i wanted to go home! but it worked for me that night! | |
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| A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 8/1/2009 10:47:20 PM | do you have you're liscense and registration?
know why i pulled you over? 'you wanta race........?'
true story.got pulled over speeding and the cop comes to the window and asks 'who's dying'
my reply..........'me if i still smell like perfume when my girl gets home'
he let me go. | |
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| A few things not to say when pulled over by the cops.
Posted: 8/3/2009 2:04:02 AM | Have the DMV Take your picture out of focus on purpose. That way when the cop checks your license, he'll think HE'S the one that's had too many!
"License and registration please."
"Here ya go Occifer!"
*Looks*"Ugh..... ermm..... you can go." | |
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