| Tothpaste as a Lubricant
Posted: 9/24/2008 2:01:37 PM | Why not Jabanero sauce? Guaranteed to warm up your chilly Willy.
Seriously though, some studies have shown a link between swallowed toothpaste to colon cancer. I don't think it would be smart to put it anywhere other than on teeth. | |
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| Tothpaste as a Lubricant
Posted: 9/24/2008 2:04:37 PM |
Seriously though, some studies have shown a link between swallowed toothpaste to colon cancer. I don't think it would be smart to put it anywhere other than on teeth.
Mine just spits. Never swallows. | |
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| Tothpaste as a Lubricant
Posted: 9/24/2008 2:31:51 PM | Doesn't sound like a good idea.....But if you are ever somewhere and need to shave, and are without shaving cream. Lube works great. One morning after in a hotel room I wanted to freshen up, shower and shave. No shaving cream, but i had some sample size tubes of different lube. I cracked one of em open, put it on my face and shaved away. No spermacide and I think it was flavored | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 2:37:00 PM | I've heard toothpaste can take out scratches on CD's but then again....my pot smoking cousin told me that....
as for the uhh...lube.....do you know what they put in toothpaste, just about every freakin' chemical that the human mouth can withstand thus becoming virtual napalm for all the other stuff.....do you really want to put that inside you? Have you ever ingested some toothpaste, and your stomach or chest starts to feel a little...strange... yeah, that's the chemicals and crap attacking your insides
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Posted: 9/24/2008 3:31:36 PM | "If you both really want to literally burn your privates, try cinnamon oil..."
Why not just whap it out and put it in a frying pan for 5 minutes?
"Yes, I lightly sautée my **** before intercourse, really heightens the pleasure"
I think if you want a lube, toothpaste *definitely* isn't the answer; that is, unless you've got a plaque problem down there?
Surprised there's not been more 'cavity' jokes tbh! | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 3:51:42 PM | re: Leeanne
" Hey no kidding - I dated a guy that used tiger balm without telling me and um - yup not good!!
LOL......*ouch*.. really!! ?
Tiger balm makes toothpaste feel mild in comparison..it will eat through a nutsac like acid..lol
If your ex used that on his um meat he is some kind of maso ...and if he used it to get a reaction from you he is some kinda slick Sadist  ...LOL | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 3:56:30 PM | ^^^^ Actually I could never figure him out - too much lying and sneaking - obviously!
I have heard a lot of weird things being used to get sexual gratification - but that ain't one of them!!
The idea of toothpaste did make me laugh - never heard of that one!  | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 4:21:12 PM | Good gawd! Have you ever zoned out while you were brushing your teeth, than the burning sensation of the toothpaste on your lips snaps you back, and you hurriedly wash it off?
And you were thinking it would be good to put where? 
Hey, go give it a try and then come back & let us know how it went....however, I think you might have to make a trip to the emergency room first  | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 4:26:37 PM | | It's not Nair..it won't burn. original Crest...strategically placed and licked...can have a woman begging for more, actually... We are talking about using a 'pea - sized' amount...not the whole tube... | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 4:40:47 PM |
It's not Nair..it won't burn. original Crest...strategically placed and licked...can have a woman begging for more, actually...
Ever see that clip of G. Gordon Libby holding his palm over the flame to prove his loyalty? Your thresholds seem to approach his, and as for the women you consort with, well . . . .
We are talking about using a 'pea - sized' amount...not the whole tube...
Actually, I don't think there's a woman on here who has any objection to the "tube"; it's the contents that are scary.
OP- sounds to me like you got yanked. | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 4:42:05 PM | Actually, he said toothpaste to be used as a lubricant. There is a big difference between a lubricant and a stimulant! I'll skip the toothpaste (as lubricant) . Now, on the other hand, (stimulant) Halls vapor drops & breath mints (in moderation) work very well  | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 5:36:08 PM | toothpaste???? hmmm is there a cavity there??? or perhaps somthing needs whitening??
lord have mercy ... what will the kids come up with next??? | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 5:41:07 PM |
Now, on the other hand, (stimulant) Halls vapor drops & breath mints (in moderation) work very well
Uhh, on what, exactly?
Ever tried a fizzy? lol | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 6:28:09 PM | | I would not want to use something like that down there! If it were for sexual pleasure I'm sure it would say so on the tube. U could get an infection or other problems. Go to a sex shop they have plenty to choose from. | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 6:33:30 PM | How about try using actual motor oil? Better yet, try pure corn oil.  | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 7:01:33 PM | Actually....this is not a new form of sexual arousal.
Vindicator said it best.... A tiny bit of toothpaste works wonders on a woman's sexual organ...did that years ago after a G/F suggested it. Not as a lubricant though.
Toothpaste can make other things "tingle" besides teeth
~~weeone~~ | |
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Posted: 9/24/2008 7:19:24 PM |
am I being yanked around or is there a shred of truth to this
This is just a guess, but .....
There used to be many old jokes about using Polly Grip (or any other denture adhesive).
A couple of Sr Citizens would be in bed and one would reach for the lube and grab
the denture adhesive instead.....you can figure out the punch lines, yes ?
I suspect, if this is not simple Troll Post, that this could be the origin of this little
urban legend.
I eagerly await the OPs entry into the next batch of the Darwin Awards. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 3:02:30 AM | I one tried hot wing sauce as a "stimulant" by accident 
It didn't work out like I had planned but it was still very entertaining | |
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| Tothpaste as a Lubricant
Posted: 9/26/2008 5:00:00 AM | As seen in WIRED MAGAZINE: ISSUE 15.10
What's Inside: Colgate Whitening Oxygen Bubbles Brisk Mint Toothpaste
Sodium Monofluorophosphate
A type of fluoride. Tooth enamel — made mostly of the mineral hydroxyapatite — is vulnerable to the acids in food, plaque bacteria, and saliva. Fluoride's job is to bind with the existing enamel to form a new compound, fluora patite, which is more resistant to these acids. Brushing with a fluoride toothpaste (or drinking fluoridated tap water) actually re engineers your teeth. Is it safe? Yes: The only bodily fluid contaminated by fluoridation is urine.
Hydrated Silica
You know those packets of silica gel that come with electronic gear? The ones that are clearly labeled DO NOT EAT? Same stuff. Here it's used as a gentle abrasive to scrub food and plaque stains from the teeth. Turns out it's not really poisonous.
Propylene Glycol
Remember the headlines about contaminated Chinese toothpaste? Bootleggers were using cheaper diethylene glycol, which, like its propylene cousin, is a syrupy liquid that acts as a thickener and moisturizer. Of course, DEG is toxic and sometimes used as antifreeze.
Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate
This phosphate coats the surface of your choppers to prevent tartar (calcified plaque) from attaching to the enamel.
Sodium Bicarbonate
Good old baking soda. It's another gentle abrasive, even better than hydrated silica at penetrating scratches in tooth enamel. It also neutral izes acidic saliva, creating foamy bubbles in the process.
Sodium Saccharin
Most chemicals in toothpaste taste bitter. Manu facturers could mask this with sugar, but that would kind of defeat the point. So instead, the companies turn to artificial sweeteners — in this case, saccharin.
Pentasodium Triphosphate
Another phosphate, this substance bonds to food particles, preventing them from settling on the outer surface of the teeth and causing stains.
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate
This is the detergent part of the toothpaste, the stuff that makes most of the lather when you brush (it shows up in shampoo for the same reason). It has a strange side effect, though: It desensitizes the taste buds that register sweetness. That's why orange juice tastes so awful right after you brush your teeth — your tongue is picking up only the sour and bitter flavors. As the amount in your mouth diminishes after brushing, your taste buds return to normal.
Carrageenan
Seaweed gum. You'll find it almost everywhere if you look hard enough. This is essentially the paste in toothpaste.
Flavor
In this case, brisk mint. The taste likely comes from real mint, but the brisk? Probably roasted malt. In 2001, a team of German scientists identified a chemical in malt that tells certain skin receptors to feel "cool." Of course, "brisk" might also come from any number of recently discovered chemical additives that stimulate the cold receptors in the mouth.
Sodium Hydroxide
Sitting down? This is the chemical name for lye. A drain cleaner. In your toothpaste. It's here to neutralize the pH of other ingredients. It may also be one of the main reasons the box warns, "If more than used for brushing is accidentally swallowed, get medical help..."
Calcium Peroxide
When you brush, this stuff breaks down into calcium chloride — a whitening agent — and a few oxygen radicals. Peroxide could burn the inside of your mouth, but generally there is too little in toothpaste to do any real damage. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 6:29:32 AM | | Um, nope. Heard stories of people using mouthwash or popping in a menthol drop before oral or something for a cool feeling, but not toothpaste. Nope. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 6:57:04 AM | | am I being yanked around or is there a shred of truth to this,, anybody heard of it or tried it before | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 7:03:50 AM | | Op, you should try wanking with Vicks Vaporub & then get back to us on it. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 8:27:22 AM | Nope don't do it...trust me....LOL...
Had a bad cold last winter and just before tucking into bed for a nice long sleep i grabbed my vicks and put some on my chest...i THOUGHT...my hands were cleaned off from the vicks until i went to the bathroom...I could have tried out for River Dance and got in with the fancy foot work i was doing...needless to say lesson learned. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2008 9:56:15 AM | | Durex have some lubes that can give you the exact same sensation without making you have to end up in the ER room. Toothpaste will cause you and your partner inflammations you don't wanna know of. Stick to Durex or whatever. | |
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