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Posted: 10/21/2008 11:14:25 AM | My boss can give my work to thee.
as he will most indubitably
If you can't make a rhyme
in syncopated time
go ask help from MrD4Thee
Hey MrD- JK you did start the thread!
and we are enjoying it-thanks, get back on board-
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Posted: 10/21/2008 11:27:54 AM | Go ask for the help from MrD
He did'nt start this, very plain to see.
My pentameter it seems, is not my life,
I will not use this for getting a wife.
My feelings were not hurt, just travelling you see.
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Posted: 10/21/2008 3:03:05 PM | Realvike101's the author - so true
he did start the thread twasn't you
pardon my fauxpaus please
begged of you on both knees
I started off reading page two! | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 3:09:02 PM | for thread 55.....
My feelings were not hurt, just traveling you see
no washroons around, and i really gotta pee
Ill go in my pants, which i dont like to do
got not other choice, just happy it aint poo.
haha,
when no ones around, i start to think......... | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 5:36:38 PM | when no ones around, i start to think.........
If I put it in water will this item sink?
a shoe, a boat, a winter coat........
Results may vary and that's what stinks:(
"my chair sits too low to the ground".... | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 5:42:28 PM | My chair sits too low to the ground
My butt keeps squirming around
I need to sit higher,
so no more cheeks are on fire
I wont even tell you the sound
The light of my life soon to be. . . | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 6:30:50 PM | The light of my life soon to be
chosen from men numbered three
just like Tom D1ck and Harry
who shall I marry?
But mine are named One Two and Three! | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 6:37:03 PM | "But mine are named One Two and Three"
He uncomfortably said to me.
"I squirm in my chair.
And you sit, unaware
That these balls are quite dandy to see." | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 6:47:56 PM | That these balls are quite dandy to see,
the baseball player had said to me.
They resist the big stick,
Can't prove its a trick
They really just want to be free. | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 7:56:42 PM | "They really just want to be free."
the man said staring at her titties
"You can have a look,
but there is just one hook-
the price is one for $10 two for $20!" | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 8:15:36 PM | The price is one for $10 two for $20,
the ways of fair trade say this is plenty
I did not think this severe
that much was clear,
Cuz they forgot to include the gratuity | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 8:50:25 PM | they forgot to include the gratuity
when they served me my ratat-tat-too-ity
************************** (Ratatouille)
Forgive me I stutter
as I can't help but mutter
the price is higher than an annuity | |
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Posted: 10/21/2008 9:21:55 PM | the price is higher than an annuity
which offers alot of congruity
You gonna limerick till dawn
I will be the pawn
For now I have no alarm you see. . . | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 9:48:46 AM | For now that I have no alarm
All go hungry on my old farm
all the sheep do is sleep
and dream of Bow- Peep
Santeria chickens throw charms | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 10:52:55 AM | Santeria chickens throw charms
from Africa those types of farms
It is as crazy as it is said,
running around without their head
I will sleep by counting sheep, much less harm | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 1:58:08 PM | I will sleep by counting sheep, much less harm
I wonder if you live on a farm
if your sleeping aloner
with pretend sheep and a boner
then farming just might be your charm | |
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Posted: 10/23/2008 10:20:17 PM | farming just might be your charm
It could put a muscle in your arm
could be a sad life
If you don't find a wife
But at least all those sheep keep you warm | |
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Posted: 10/23/2008 11:30:43 PM | "But at least all those sheep keep you warm."
Said the Scotsman, "But here on my farm
We wear wool when we're cool.
But the Frenchman, that fool!
What he does, you call a gendarme."
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Posted: 10/24/2008 1:08:57 AM | ok lads heres one for the football fans
rafa went to the bank
the teller theres enoght in the tank
now dont blame parry
that we didnt sign barry
and never again trust a yank | |
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Posted: 10/24/2008 8:03:36 PM | To never again trust a Yank
After losses when the dollar sank
But futures in oil
Profits also did foil
Proved Uncle Sam only one crank | |
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Posted: 10/25/2008 10:01:13 PM | These lymericks sure have been fun
I can't use that last line, guess I'm done
I don't get it at all
ain't we talking baseball?
Upton just tied it up with that run
(12:59) 4.4 | |
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Posted: 10/26/2008 10:12:57 AM | (12:59) 4.4
I tried for this one, ended up on the floor
The Limericks may be done for today, you see;
Alone is an island, snorkler and MrD4Thee.
Peace to all, if there should happen to be more. | |
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Posted: 10/26/2008 10:45:06 AM | MrD did not acknowledge me
So I'll cry in my closet anonymously.
I'll just sit on this shelf
Alone, by myself
And wallow in my self-pity.
MrD failed to mention my name,
So I guess I'm done playing this game,
Never "in" so not "out"...
I will eat worms and pout!
I'm the red-headed step child, for shame!
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Posted: 10/26/2008 12:41:24 PM | She's the red-headed step child, for shame!
Overlooked! - Mr.D takes the blame.
Is red made in a batch
I ask if they match
are the carpet and drapes both the same?
(sorry just couldn't help myself!)
Her rhymes flow so nicley and sweet
Her timing and rhythms are neat
If the rest read so well
This thread would be swell
Some others should take a back seat. | |
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Posted: 10/26/2008 2:21:18 PM | PAClassy can limerick okay,
But Snorkeler is far and away
a much better rhymer
and keeps better time; her
last one's a "Zing of the day!" | |
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