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Posted: 11/8/2008 5:21:05 AM | the closer you get to something
the harder it is to see
when you push away from that nothing
you'll realize it is me
my eyes reveal your my everything
Or at least you use to be
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Posted: 11/8/2008 10:36:00 PM | There once was a girl from Balboa
so old she that she had sailed with Noah
From the un-ending loop
scooping animal poop
she hid below and became a rower
tough one to rhyme!
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There once was a lad from Kilarney......... | |
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Posted: 11/9/2008 1:15:22 AM | There once was a lad from Kilkarney
Who kissed a stone known as the blarney
Talked girls out of their pants
And induced them to dance
That horny young lad from Kilkarney! | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 11:35:12 AM | That Horny young lad from Kilkarney
He liked to dress up just like "Barny"
With his big purple suites
He wore combat boots
That he stole, when released from the army | |
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Posted: 12/20/2008 12:07:32 PM | There was a young poet of Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines.
When asked why this was,
He said "it's because | |
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Posted: 12/20/2008 11:11:43 PM | There was a young poet of Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines.
When asked why this was,
He said "it's because
I'm stupid...
Just kidding...lol
"There once was a spot on the wall..." | |
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Posted: 12/21/2008 12:11:21 AM | I pulled out my pole, intent to go fishin’
Daydreaming, a trophy would bite, I was wishin’
Along came a looker
Turned out she’s a hooker
My sinful delight, followed up by contrition
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Posted: 12/21/2008 3:55:38 AM | intentionally_blank
Msg 108
Start or finish a limerick
Posted: 12/20/2008 12:07:32 PM
"There was a young poet of Mainz
Whose limericks had no last lines.
When asked why this was,
He said its because
Tattoued
Msg: 46
Start or finish a limerick
Posted: 10/20/2008 4 : 52 : 03 PM
There was a young man from Timbuktu
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
I_B, in the Forums he's fun!
For original quotes, number one!
This sorta got tough when he
Read not enough. Then we
See this idea's been done.
So why bring this up? If I may...
I_B's memories just might stray.
Tattoued's my best friend,
So I'm here to defend
Her short limerick. First Prize on the way!
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Posted: 7/13/2009 9:52:17 AM | This is old...
There was a young lass from Furniss
Who went to the river to swim
A bloke in a punt
Stuck his pole up her jumper
And gave her pre-marital bliss
A jocular lad from Madras
Moulded his c*ck out of brass
The joke was on him
When a burglar broke in - | |
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Posted: 7/13/2009 1:51:13 PM | There once was a girl from Madras
Who had the most wonderful ass
But not as you'd think
Firm, round, and pink
But grey, with long ears, eating grass | |
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