| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 6/22/2005 1:08:46 AM | I have one that says.. 'I bite' wth a dog on it.
another with Pooh and a pot on it, and the words Honey Pot on it.
I used to have one that said..'will do anyting for guinness.' | |
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rane13
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Joined: 12/15/2004
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 6/22/2005 1:02:02 PM | That is funny shit!! I say way to go and awesome!!!!
I am queen of the one liners...all my t shirts have smart ass remarks!!
NO REALLY....whats wrong with your face?
I love my vagina
Lead me not to temptation I can find it myself
For Sale
I masturbate
Are you stalking me?! cuz that would be super!!
One by one the penguins steal my sanity
And many more....hehe...i am a little twisted!! | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 6/22/2005 2:43:51 PM | | The best shirt I have seen in a while was on a toddler sitting in his stroller at blockboster...it read "MY MOM PUT'S OUT" in bold print...of course I had to look at mom, well lets just say she needed the advertisement | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 6/23/2005 3:18:03 PM | "MILF in training"
"shut-up and keep walking"
"rehab is for quiters"
"this is the closest your going to get, so go buy a magazine"
"take a picture and I'll sign it"
" So good its true"
"yes I give good head"
"keep it tight"
"that's hot" | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 1:43:56 PM | "naughty girls have more fun"
"your boyfriend voted me best kisser"
"i am a virgin.....but this is an old shirt"
"my body belongs to me, but i share"
"i'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"
and my favorite
"you say i'm a b_itch like it's a bad thing" | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 1:59:57 PM | funny ass shirt i like it...the thing with baby a bit messed up....but true
my favorite one that i wear, and acutally get complimented by women is
"YOUR CUTE"
"just dont open your mouth" | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:03:10 PM | one of the best tshirts that i have ever seen was a baby and his shirt said "I am proof that my mom loves to fukk"
one of the tshirts that I need to buy says....
"I taught your boyfriend that thing you like" 
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:05:49 PM | Nope I would have left anyway - I had no desire to do him.
I bet if this happened the other way around, the man would of been called a "jerk".
Why go over and play games. You said it yourself, you had no intentions of ****ing then why go?
Now things change, for example, was he a prick to you? When you guys were still together, did he treat you bad? If so, then by all means play all you want... he deserves it. | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:08:32 PM | I have one that says "naughty" hehe 
and i used to have one..but it got messed up one drunken night in college
in real small letters it said accross the chest area "quit staring at my boobs"  | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:10:50 PM | as for t-shirts.. I live in San Diego and I go to Tijuana a lot and they make classic shirts down there... the best one I've seen
"I'm Shy but I got a big**** | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:15:18 PM | ^^^
My eyes are this way
Mine mine mine and I love 'em
I'm naked underneath
You've been a bad boy go to my room
Dear Santa.. don't forget us bad girls too
Boys are nice once ya train em right
Go ahead.. look...
you are gonna anyway
Butt prints...
Yes it's cute
Kiss My
Want to touch the hiney!
apply mouth here
Katelynn | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:16:08 PM | my shop foreman whom we call tiny for obvious reasons has one that says
"f*ck you, you f*cken f*ck" | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 7/18/2005 2:28:45 PM | my mom bought me one that says
'oh crap, you're gonna try to cheer me up, aren't you?'
i have another that says
'redheads have more fun'
i have a few farside shirts....i love them.
and right now my favorite just has a keyboard on it....my boyfriend likes to type. | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 8/2/2005 7:14:26 AM | TheDevilsAdvocate - I've seen that shirt, I laughed my ass off for a long while after getting really close to read it..LOL.
I personally have a shirt that says "Hey, I'm up here" across my chest. I've gotten a variety of responses from old men at the gym laughing to a really young, hot professional guy who got pissed and told me that was reverse psychology and it made him look there. LOL. All in good fun. | |
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| The T-shirt I should have worn
Posted: 8/3/2005 10:52:13 AM | If I buy you a drink will you **** off?
sanford gun shop; everyone leaves loaded
my imaginary friend thinks i have mental problems
bob's chicken shack: liquor in the front, poker in the rear | |
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