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 UnzippedPassion

Joined: 10/30/2005
Msg: 128
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cierakae
Posted: 10/27/2008 7:43:50 PM
Ohhhh I just couldn't resist especially since I was thinking of doing the same thing. : )
And I can't think of anyone else I'd trust to do me than you.

Soooooo what do you think?

Oh yeah...Brawny, feel free to jump right in there too! lol
 TheDirtyBen

Joined: 8/25/2008
Msg: 129
cierakae
Posted: 10/27/2008 8:29:51 PM
Hit me with your best shot! WTH!!

"TheDirtyBen" got a couple of unrequested prof. reviews. But that was THAT prof.

I shoulda saved the text from it cuz I had some damn good material in it.

Anyway, this one has yet to get any "Reviewer" seal of approval.
 irish_rose62

Joined: 9/19/2008
Msg: 130
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/27/2008 8:45:09 PM

ooooh oooooooh ooooooooooh
Can I be next?
hunh Can I?
 wyzeman

Joined: 9/5/2008
Msg: 131
C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/27/2008 10:14:20 PM
I'd be most appreciative if you'd sneak a peek at my profile and tell me what's wrong with, besides the fact it describes a maladjusted personality. yeah, I chose a dancing banana, I'm demented
 wesdog77

Joined: 10/24/2008
Msg: 132
C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/27/2008 10:19:19 PM
check mine out and see what you think
 good guy75

Joined: 3/25/2008
Msg: 133
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Posted: 10/28/2008 8:17:12 AM
wow just read your profile you are going to scare the hell out of a good man.i was reading i have my own take but i did not get it until i read the bottom of your profile just hang out good luck with that but it seems like you do not want a man,may be a yes one but you said you did not like a yes man.i think you do because a strong man like me would not put up with this at all your best bet is a meak man hun good luck.
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 134
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 10:51:19 AM
Hey.. good guy75:
Forum posting guidelines state that I can't call you a moron.
Thanks for doing it yourself.
Any of y'all ever figured me for a yes man? hahaha Hardly.
You want a review or what?
 Bookbelle

Joined: 10/24/2008
Msg: 135
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 10:53:36 AM
Hi Pandy, would you review my profile please? Also anyone else who wants to as well.
I'm new on here and have never done anything like this before, so I'd appreciate any help anyone can give me please!

I'm working on the pictures, and will put some more (hopefully better!) ones up sometime soon. Also, I don't know if this helps or is particularly relevant, but I'm just hoping to meet new people and see what happens, I'm not on a mission to find "the one" or anything.

Thanks everyone!
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 136
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UnzippedPassion
Posted: 10/28/2008 11:03:05 AM

Oh yeah...Brawny, feel free to jump right in there too! lol

I only pick on you in person, darlin. My only suggestion is that you change pics more often. hahaha
No review for you!
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 137
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spinnakerset
Posted: 10/28/2008 11:31:14 AM

Even though I do not have pics right now, will you do me?

Darlin, "no picture" = no action. That "I'll send you a pic" thing is for the birds.
That tells me that you're either ashamed to be on the internet, or you're cheating
on someone. As a man, and I'm assuming that women are the same way, (have to wait for Pandy's two cents to know) I wouldn't bother reading past

I will gladly send a picture on first contact.
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There are over a million profiles on this site. We want to see who we are
corresponding with. "No pic" profiles are one fast back-button click.
It doesn't matter what you write in the space below unless it says
"free sex".
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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irish rose62
Posted: 10/28/2008 11:50:17 AM
The "throw back" and the "grape stomp" pics aren't doing you justice.
The other two are more clear and approachable. The one with the big guy
wearing the t-shirt that says "I'm Probably Lying" is a riot.
That says a lot about your personality.

People tell me I am a “strong woman”. First of all I am not sure I agree with that assessment, but more importantly, I am not sure I know exactly what it means.

Noone knows what the hell that means. Get rid of that. It sounds like they're saying that you're a bytch. And you're not.


that I can bench press the average teenager… (OK truth be told, this girl couldn’t bench press the average toddler.)

I'd get rid of that, too. I know that you were speaking in jest.. but, it's not helping your profile.

Other than that, everything looks good to me.
I think that it gives a pretty good look at you and what you are looking for.
Good job.
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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bookBelle
Posted: 10/28/2008 12:13:32 PM
Welcome to internet dating, darlin. Gotcha on the "friends" thing.

I'll be gentle..
Well, you know that you need better pics.. you covered that. That's very
important when trying to attract anyone on the net.

I see that you enjoy writing poetry. Me too. That tells me that you are expressive.
I think that you did a fine job painting yourself in the oral part of your profile.
Maybe toss "I'm a geek" in somewhere and it would be perfect.
Really though, you're fine in my opinion other than needing better pics.
To me, I think that your profile will attract the type of mates that you want to
hang out with you. Cheers!
 Bookbelle

Joined: 10/24/2008
Msg: 140
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brawnydog
Posted: 10/28/2008 12:17:35 PM
Thank you brawnydog!
 Pandy

Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 141
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 3:41:12 PM
wow just read your profile you are going to scare the hell out of a good man

well, no. I scare the hell out of INSECURE men. Since I happen to not want to be with an insecure man... or any man whose personality requires that his woman be a a weak minded, "yes, dear" milquetoast...that works out juuuuuust fine for me


just hang out good luck with that

If you are referring to the portion of my profile in which I state that I don't wish to meet people who list "hanging out" as a primary interest, then thanks. I do tend to gravitate toward people who know what they like and seek it. "Hanging out" , in my perception, involves holding down the couch waiting for something interesting to happen to you of it's own accord. I know myself well enough to know that passive people don' t hold my interest for long. People who "hang out" tend to be passive.


but it seems like you do not want a man,

very perceptive of you to have noted that from my profile since I have "FRIENDS" listed as what I'm seeking



may be a yes one but you said you did not like a yes man.

well, actually I never DID say that I didn't want a "yes" man... but , as it happens, I don't.


i think you do because a strong man like me would not put up with this at all


"Strong" means different things to different people. Some men's idea of "strong" is having the ability to send the little woman flying across the coffee table when she speaks up for herself. *I* call that weak. A really strong man, in my opinion, is so secure in his own abilities and self worth, that it really doesn't matter to how smart, self-sufficient, or direct his partner may be. A really strong man has the balls to recognize that his partner is a thinking individual in her own right and not an accessory to him.


your best bet is a meak man hun good luck.

It's "meek". No, thank you.


strong man like me


well... errr... I have only your word that you are , indeed, a strong man... and frankly,
I tend to distrust the inherent honesty of anyone who lists their education level as "master's degree" and yet seems completely unfamiliar with diction, punctuation, basic sentence structure, and rudimentary spelling.

Thanks ever so much for the unsolicited review of my profile ;)
 XSFx5

Joined: 10/5/2008
Msg: 142
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*profile review request*
Posted: 10/28/2008 4:53:47 PM
Hey Pandy! If you have the time I would greatly appreciate an honest analysis of my profile.

I put a lot of thought into making sure I got all of the important points out there (everything I said I said it for a reason), but then of course it's perhaps too wordy. There's no such thing as a perfect profile of course, but I would appreciate some constructive criticism.

It seems my profile is effective as far as getting a lot of women to view it. But by far it seems that I have to "pull teeth" with asking ice-breaker questions to get into any conversations going. Granted, I haven't been on this site very long, but it seems that I don't get many first contacts. Again, maybe that's just the trend, girls on this site always waiting for the guy to say hello first. Then again maybe not? I've got no idea, but I would appreciate your expert analysis regardless.



(Note: I was referred to this site by my best friend, who's no longer looking. His profile still exists of course, located at this address http://www.plentyoffish.com/member5274400.htm Feel free to bash his profile too, or perhaps compare us. That'd be pretty amusing indeed.)
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 143
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good guy75
Posted: 10/28/2008 6:12:11 PM
I knew that it would be a waste of good typage to defend you from
that guy.
Know what I mean?

I specifically enjoyed


but it seems like you do not want a man,

Yes. Pandy is a lesbian manhater.
I think that the change occurred when she met you.
 HappyGoLucky81

Joined: 10/18/2008
Msg: 144
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good guy75
Posted: 10/28/2008 6:41:41 PM
hey pandy.. for you..
When you are free next time... do mine.. need some serious review
 HughCronic

Joined: 9/9/2008
Msg: 145
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Posted: 10/28/2008 7:41:21 PM
Umm if yer bored swing by my profile check it out
 Palomar

Joined: 8/31/2008
Msg: 146
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 8:58:45 PM
Hi Pandy, Grammar Cop could use a review by the DIA, please. My profile as written ranges from Aquinas to ABBA, with digressions about serial commas. Grade-school latin and Twitchy the Dancing Banana are struggling for supremacy. I'm a Gemini with eclectic tastes, but that's a weak excuse.

Please don't pull your punches.
 Joulesaffection

Joined: 8/6/2008
Msg: 147
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 9:37:41 PM
Do me .... do me ...

Could you review my profile? please.
 trlrunner

Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 148
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 10:10:28 PM
Hey Pandy, could you do mine too!
 me_ you 7657

Joined: 9/2/2008
Msg: 149
C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/28/2008 11:40:10 PM
Come on pandy give it your best shot...

Thanks "Baby
 sheevaa

Joined: 9/7/2008
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C'Mere, I'll do ya'.
Posted: 10/29/2008 1:00:29 AM
Well, I followed some of the advice given on here. I never had so many problems getting a picture up in my life! I think I'm done now. Care to take a look? If you are still "doing" people, that is:P
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