| calling any nurses!!!!
Posted: 11/4/2007 8:45:44 PM | Right out of nursing school and had just passed my boards and I worked at a college informary on weekend nights...One night this kid about 19 or 20 came in and was hesitent to tell me when I asked him how on could help him. Finally, with his face all read and perspiring profusely, he blurted out, "I think I broke my penis." I wasn't sure I was hearing correctly.
I asked him how it happened (trying to keep a straight fact but blushing at the same time". He siad he was having sex with his g/f and she was on top. she got a little excited and came down on it crooked. You can imagine trying not to laugh at that !!!
So I examined it and sure enough, it was all bruised and swollen. I had to call the physician on call and I think I blushed as much as the guy in trying to explain the situation. I thought the doctor was going to fall out of bed laughing.
Anyway the physician told me to fill up a basin and have him soak it for 30 min and to reassure him that it wasn't broken (duh!)....and...the doctor added, "Also tell him that the next time he goes out with this girl, to please don't let her be on top!!! "
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