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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > fractured phrases ei: water from a rock      Mod Threads Home login   Page 3 of 3 1, 2, 3  Author  Thread: fractured phrases ei: water from a rock  intentionally_blank Joined: 8/19/2008 Msg: 51 fractured phrases ei: water from a rock Posted: 12/11/2008 2:45:30 AM I heard a friend-of-a-friend story of someone who went vacationing in Mexico, and when she tried to tell the locals she didn't understand their Spanish, got a lot of weird looks. Turns out she was telling them "No Nintendo" instead of "No comprendo".  Glass Slipper11 Joined: 11/19/2006 Msg: 52 view profile History fractured phrases ei: water from a rock Posted: 12/11/2008 8:26:36 AM My friend, (bless her heart.... a wonderful woman).... had her dog captured by the SPCA. She was fined for having a dog at large. To which she replied, indignantly...... "but my dog is NOT large!" True!! I still laugh to this day.....  usedtobebaby Joined: 9/29/2008 Msg: 53 fractured phrases ei: water from a rock Posted: 12/13/2008 8:30:54 AM hmmm you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.  MagEMaeI Joined: 10/18/2008 Msg: 54 fractured phrases ei: water from a rock Posted: 12/13/2008 1:01:13 PM ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Geeze us,I almost pissed myself laughing Page 3 of 3 1, 2, 3

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