| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/3/2008 1:45:47 PM | Since we are going into the motorcycle area
There have been quite a few "karma" profiles that I felt would have been a fantastic match. It was with heavy heart that I read: If you don't have a motorcycle. . . .I have my reasons which I will not go into here but;
Such is life, we could sub any other activity. My one piece of advice: Please keep being honest about what your wishes are, it does make it easier on the others. It is refreshing to read that which is an interest, not what people think others want to read. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/4/2008 2:38:06 PM |
I have heard quite a few woman grumble on their profiles about guys with facial hair. Having a goatee or beard doesn't equate with being immature like some woman will lead you to believe.
Sorry if I took it personal.
I was referring to the men who *try* to grow facial hair but only succeed in growing scragly dark peach fuzz LOL. Its grody.
I'm personally interested in a guy with a GREAT chinstrap :D | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/4/2008 3:10:53 PM | Here's three:
Please never back a man against a wall in anger, unless you have "facts" and not "emotional guesses".
The eyes never lie, unless we're wearing really good sunglasses, then its usually the "tone" in our replies.
You either accept a man for who he is inside and outside, or you don't, we're not that complicated. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/4/2008 9:05:11 PM | Big brawny guys that brag about the gym ie. how much weight they lift, reps they do, laps they swim, squats they squats should not whine and pansy boy sniffle about hurting their widdle ankle when they were working out.
Macho men adorned in golden necklaces, pin striped suits and pizzanno accents who brag about being "connected" should never eeeek like a third grade little school girls when they see a mouse or any other small scurrying animal. Girly boy gangsters are very unattractive.
Playboy Don Juan types that have 5 little black books and a coffee meets booked into the next three weeks should perhaps not cry into their latte grande about how their ex wife cheated on them with the mailman. You completely ruin your Romeo Rico Suave personna when you ask us if we have any tissues so you can wipe your snot inbetween chapter 4 and 5 of the saga of how your exwife did you so wrong.
"Average" built men with man boobs from smoking to much marijuana and girths that resemble a woman in her third trimester should not wear tight jersy knit turtle neck shirts.
A man with a less than 3" length should never ever brag about sexual prowess.Width does not "make up" for lack of length, this was just something she said to make you feel better. A pity statement.
You are not fooling anybody with the 19 hairs you have combed over your bald head, every body knows you are balding. Comb overs do not hide bald heads. Cut that hair, it looks so stupid. Sorry, someone had to say it.
A man should not carry anything that remotely resembles a ladies purse and try to get away with it by saying it's their "carry all" or their "kinda back pack". It's a purse. It's a pocketbook. It's a handbag.
If you ejaculate all over your lady friend it is kind to wait until she has wiped herself off before you put on your pants to go outside and smoke a cigarette. Give it a minute or so, my suggestion is to try waiting at least 5 minutes if you can.
Now that the holidays are approaching a reminder: Thanksgiving dinner is not an appropriate forum for telling blond p8ssy hooker jokes in front of Grandma and the small children.
When a woman comes back from the hair dresser her hair is a completely different color, length, style, you are supposed to SAY something. You have to acknowledge that you have noticed. It can not be a meek aside comment. You may not be nonchalant about this. You are supposed to be enthusiastic, somewhat close to jumping up and down over it.
No matter how much you like photography, you can be a fanatic, this is your favorite hobby, never take a womans picture before she has had her coffee in the morning.
Never touch a womans purse with out her permission. There is no real excuse, no matter what you say you are looking for. You just look suspicious and as if you are snooping. You look insecure. There is no way around it, no way to back out of it, and no way to ever live it down. If it gets around that you were "in" your girlfriends purse chances are likely that you will never get another date again. It could ruin you for life if you get that reputation.
If you are in a "relationship" no matter what kind, long term, hang out, booty call, fwb, and you want to continue to have sex with this woman, never forget her birthday or valentines day. Forgetting a brithday can ruin good sex forever.
If you have a gun collection you should perhaps not have a miniature collection of frech perfume bottles too, it just makes you look like a weirdo. Please no flame wars over this.
Needlepoint, macrame, knitting, quilting and beading are all nice hobbies, just don't carry on about them all night long on a first date.
That's all I have for tonight. I am sure I will think of more. If I do and it is any good advice at all, I'll be back.
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/4/2008 10:06:04 PM |
A man should not carry anything that remotely resembles a ladies purse and try to get away with it by saying it's their "carry all" or their "kinda back pack". It's a purse. It's a pocketbook. It's a handbag.
It's a MESSENGER bag! >:|
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Okay, it's a man-purse. But where else am I going to put all my stuff? :( | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/4/2008 10:25:56 PM | Posted By: intentionally_blank A man should not carry anything that remotely resembles a ladies purse and try to get away with it by saying it's their "carry all" or their "kinda back pack". It's a purse. It's a pocketbook. It's a handbag. It's a MESSENGER bag! >:| Okay, it's a man-purse. But where else am I going to put all my stuff? :(
This is why they make cargo pants...
And REAL backpacks
Or.... get a beer cooler and put your stuff in that. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/5/2008 7:22:58 AM | | My advice to BOTH Sexes is to be Freaking Honest People! Be completely honest in your tastes, desires, habits, wants, and needs! Sooner or later, you will find that special someone who is like minded. Do not "settle" for anyone who comes close enough, hoping that later on down the road they will change. Know Thy Self! Know what you want, and except nothing less! | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/5/2008 3:11:25 PM | | I have seen a few woman in my life with hair on their face. I would date a woman that might have to shave a little excessive hair. It is not the womans fault. If the woman didnt mind having facial hair and kept it I would Not be attracted and would not date her. However If I dated her, went away for a weekend, noticed stubble growing and she asked to borrow my razor I would simply loan it to her and make a mental note to keep razors in stock. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/5/2008 3:25:06 PM | "When a woman comes back from the hair dresser her hair is a completely different color, length, style, you are supposed to SAY something. You have to acknowledge that you have noticed. It can not be a meek aside comment. You may not be nonchalant about this. You are supposed to be enthusiastic, somewhat close to jumping up and down over it."
I have to differ. I have known woman that refuse to accept a man opinion on hair. I personally like longer hair on a woman. If she decides to go out and cut all her hair off and come home looking completely different with short hair I will refuse to be happy about it.
She is her own person and allowed to change her appearance as she sees fit However, If she decides to ignore my opinion then the can also forgo my praise.
I usually prefer brunettes. What if she decides to come home blond? It is a huge shock to see drastic change. It might take us men a bit to get over the change. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/5/2008 4:10:06 PM | It is only one week of the four that you really have to worry, Wiccanwolf!! LOL (Glad somebody appreciates that this is the Humor forums!!)
and guys..... always remember, foreplay is optional..
No it isn't!
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/5/2008 6:36:28 PM | While drudging through the jungle, many an adventurer needed a sharp machete to make it out alive. I don't like knives. Please take care of this in advance. A well paved path makes for a happy explorer and even happier discoveries! Cheers!
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/7/2008 10:46:54 AM | ok one thing.
not all men are a$$holes.
just because you dated one in your ever expanding lifestyle doesnt mean all men are a$$holes please dont judge all of us.
and i have a man-purse and im proud of it | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/10/2008 2:47:34 PM |
woman stop with the because i am a woman thing be confidant to try things that guys do. i dont mean to be rude but sometimes women will refuse to atemped things because they lack assertiveness or feel they are not genderly capable.
Could you be more specific?
My turn:
No means No - not begging! | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 11/10/2008 7:14:25 PM | Here's one - a few extras pounds.....
Let's talk about the word "few" for a sec, k? Few means like....just a little...not a spare tire- it's a proportional issue, if you are tall, that few can be more in number but still spead out okay. If you are 5 feet tall, 25 is Not a few, alright? Dont get me wrong, large women can be very attractive, if you are big and gorgeous - say so! But dont bait and switch | |
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