| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 2/28/2009 10:56:49 PM | Honesty interesting .
Women
On Postings: Please do not post “He must not be looking for or be “
1. Now Drugs or being married understandable.
2. Must not be Looking for other relationship or intimate relationship, sex , or contacted etc.
Are you ladies Virgins?
Now are you saying you do not lust?
You never look at another man or women?
Are you demanding before even meeting someone?
Too much honesty can kill, just as well as lie.
Or are you really looking for Virgin man or a dead man?
Honesty is a two way street. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/16/2009 2:42:03 PM | Easy: girls, wear skirts, nylons and high heels a bit more!
It is very sad these days to see far too many women wearing trousers. I HATE trousers on women. They do nowt for their sex appeal.
Women undoubtedly look their best in a nice tight skirt (with matching jacket), blouse, nylons and heels. It makes them look more feminine. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/17/2009 5:18:21 AM | Hmmm
have carried a few conversations with gurlz on this forum, i put effort into a story or question (after reading ur profile) or a reply only to get a single sentance reply,
Give us a conversation! give us something to reply to, and if your really not that interested dont reply or say i dont think we are a match,
Jeeze every girl i know IRL can talk for hours, but gurlz on this forum only seem able to write one sentance per reply lol
dont put photo's of your X on your profile, or badly cut photo's showing your X's arm or side of his head,
to a lesser extent dont put your baggage on display on your profile, give us some positive info about you, something we can use to strike up a conversation
and o god the people who say in their profile that thier only interest is clubbing , seriously what type of guy do you think you are going to attract with those statements | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/17/2009 6:19:37 AM | "To guys: My boobs can't be counted on to reliably answer your questions. You're better off sticking with my head - it's that round thing above my boobs, and there's probably sound coming out of the mouth part."
Faith,Love,Hope,
This is the FUNNIEST thing I have read all day! And I totally agree! | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/23/2009 9:36:31 PM | | I would to say, ladies, please stop telling us what kind of man you are looking for and admit to yourselves that if we don't have the look you want, you are not about to answer our emails. I cannot count how many times a woman's "ideal man" describes me to a "T", but I don't ever get an answer. It doesn't hurt my feelings, but you should state what you really want in the first place. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/24/2009 1:22:36 AM | If you claim to give 100%, actually do that. Wait, this is the humor section, that isn't funny, just sad...
So okay, another: Don't look for a girl you want, look for a girl who wants everyone.
Disclaimer: This only applies to those under 20. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/24/2009 5:00:02 AM | Some pretty funny answers...in a semi, sorta serious way.
So you ask for just ONE piece of advice.
Hmmm?
OK. Ladies, if you possibly could, try not to over complicate things. That also means don't try to over think things. When that happens, it just seems to lead to utter confusion and chaos than most of us guys can handle. We men are simple folk for the most part, so our heads get that deer in the headlights look as our heads are sent spinning.
Like when you ask "What are you thinking?" Because more often than not, it's something simple, like what topping to order on the pizza for dinner.
Just a thought.
Back to my regularly scheduled morning coffee.
Regards
M | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/24/2009 5:23:51 PM | If I could give one piece of advice to the opposite sex....LMAO
When your B/F ...S/O tells you he's goin huntin , fishin or out to play poker with the boys..... tell him "OK honey...." As long as he doesn't go fishin, huntin or playin poker 7 days a week...LOL | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/29/2009 8:58:31 PM | Throw out your old tube socks., then donate everything in your closet older than a year. Take one whole paycheck and go to the Gap Express. Man up and ask for help. And yes, buy new boxers while you are there. You'll feel better and you won't need a cape and magical powers. You can do it!  | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 3/29/2009 10:00:18 PM | Bring your own toothbrush
You will survive without a coffee
Don't blame me for everything
Quit texting, just call already.
Change the oil in your car before driving it 100,000 miles.
Shift the car.....................................Now
Your hair is fine.
And if you can use a putty knife to scrape off your makeup......Its too much. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 4/11/2009 12:25:53 PM | The best ever piece of advice a man has ever given a woman:
".....you women set yourselves up for failure because you always think that THIS is the guy that is not a dumbass and maybe its true for the first date, but by the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, your always disappointed.
That being said, look for the smartest, richest, best looking dumbass and you are set. LOL
-Name withheld | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 4/13/2009 2:20:52 PM | Good one. Oh yeah and if your in your late 40's or early 50's guess what your not that hot stud that you were in your 20's so chances are your not going to attract the hot little chickies. Reality check look in the mirror, count the wrinkles and stop acting 20 your just not that cool any longer.  | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 4/13/2009 8:31:54 PM | Discard the ideas promoted by soap operas.
Romantic love is a misleading concept.
Those who believe they have to be 'in love' in order to marry,
fall out of love, then divorce.
Adopt the attitude that both the man and the woman will benefit by being married.
With this attitude, love will grow.
and you can live happily ever after | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 4/14/2009 5:42:08 PM | Don't rely on anyone else for your own happiness. You must respect and care for yourself before you can expect anyone else to. Sometimes your own self is the hardest person to forgive. Learn to let go of the past, so that you can grasp the future. Be honest with yourself and others. AND..(just because this is the humor forum...)
Before you judge or make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you point and laugh, you are a mile away; and they can't chase you if they are barefoot..lol | |
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