| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 7/17/2009 2:31:55 PM | The Husband Store ! 
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch…you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband……..
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor # 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor # 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor # 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor # 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop - dead
good looking and help with the housework.
" Oh, mercy me! " she exclaims, " I can hardly stand it! "
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor # 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop - dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor # 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day ! ! !
.............. and the Moral is, well you ladies can figure it out.  | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 7/29/2009 8:54:01 AM | | more a case of if we do try those things we get called "unfeminine" or get told it's not a woman's place to do those things. And don't say "you've got equality now, shut up," far from it, a woman still can't join the infantry and many other positions in the military, amongst other things that I probably neither know nor care about. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/11/2009 2:16:25 PM | Ok, this isn't funny, but I feel it needs to be said. My one piece of advice (and this applies to men as well as women, but women are more guilty of it) is this...
You cannot get over your insecurities by constantly looking for reassurances from other people, you only end up dependant on them. The only way to truly get past them is to learn how to reassure yourself!
Well that's my two cents worth. I tried to think of something funny, but it all sounded a bit crass :P | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/11/2009 6:42:23 PM | | guys.. dont whine when we take an hour or so to get ready for a date. you want us to look beautiful? you want to show us off to your mates and anyone else who looks? so shutup and accept i do NOT get up looking a million dollars with my hair and makeup perfect. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/12/2009 4:20:20 PM | GemKitten..you ever figured the guy didn't care if you wore makeup or not? It's the woman in question who feels SHE needs it therefore must take hours freshening up.
Now maybe I'm unique or old fashioned or whatever, but they way you are when you wake up until you go back to sleep that night is all I need. No special primping or what have you, just take you for who you are.
So here's my advice, actually listen to your man's advice, what he thinks etc, he may surprise you. He's not as dumb as he looks, or when he's falling off stuff, or backing the car into the garage door, saying something stupid, eating that super hot pepper and then rubbing his eyes afterwards, etc etc...... you get the point. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/13/2009 10:51:14 AM |
To guys: My boobs can't be counted on to reliably answer your questions.
Fair enough - but if you have a shirt on that says something on it, please don't assume your boobs are the focus of the man's attention. I recently got a disapproving look from a woman, but honestly I was just deep in thought trying to remember where the Carlsbad Caverns are.
It's New Mexico, by the way. | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/13/2009 12:04:02 PM | All I have to say is this: All of my dates have been WONDERFUL! I surely have no complaints about men. I am not perfect and I surely don't expect any man is going to meet every standard I might have. Give the man a chance and look beyond those little superfical things! Does it really matter if he has facial hair, is not as attentive as you might like, or that he loves his football on Sundays? NOPE--that is not what is important.
The only advise I would give is be yourself. Eventually you have to be true to yourself. Good luck to all that are looking for Mr or Ms Right. I just have not found that person yet! | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/17/2009 9:16:49 PM | so shutup and accept i do NOT get up looking a million dollars with my hair and makeup perfect...
but to my mind, you always do.
That picture doesn't leave my head until you say you are ready to go to my parents for dinner... That's when the fog begins to clear... | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/18/2009 3:25:16 AM | This one is for both men and women...
If your SO asks for something new in bed, give it a try. You may not like the idea of it at first, but you better give it a valiant attempt, because what you won't do in bed, somebody else will do willingly, and often. If your man likes to role play, get with it and buy some costumes...if she likes candles and romance, then being tied up and spanked, go to Yankee candle then the leather shop. In a truly loving relationship, you should be willing to go to whatever lengths it takes to make them happy in bed.
I've seen too many men and women in seemingly good relationships have their heads turned by others who could give them the sex they desired and asked you for, but were unwilling to give. Sexual desires are strong in all of us, and if our partners are unwilling to give us what we need in that department, then the whole relationship eventually sours. Then after you're left alone and confused, you look back and wonder what happened.
Those are my words of wisdom...Remember, what you refuse to do in bed, someone else will. Don't lose a good thing over your inability to work with your partner in the love department.
Beth | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/18/2009 6:55:09 AM | | Please, PLEASE, look in the mirror and trim that extraneous hair that we all know grows in your nose and ears....It's hard to kiss someone who has such long and spiky nose hair that we are afraid of being stabbed in the lips if we get close. And don't let the mustache get so long it covers your lips. It's hard to keep it clean when you eat and nothing is less appetizing than food in the 'stache. heheheh :-) | |
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| If You Could Give ONE Piece of Advice to the Opp Sex.....
Posted: 8/18/2009 10:33:58 AM | WS Wilson 4 Hire
I have asked my man. He does say I look beautiful with or without my makeup. But when I did my hair and makeup for work on monday, he could barely keep his hands off me. Now I only wear makeup for work (Im a croupier in a casino at night) and we actually get told to wear makeup. A friend of mine got taken off the table she was dealing at and was told to go downstairs and put on makeup. I never wore makeup before my job but I know I look fantastic with my full makeup and hair done. | |
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