| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/27/2008 7:34:36 PM | I guess it's okay as long as you wake up before it's over...
But really, who falls asleep during sex???
It's guys like you that bring down the average. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/27/2008 9:15:49 PM | | Actually she was terrible I had to school her that was at the beginning of our relationship. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/27/2008 9:23:21 PM | | Damn, that's my euphemism for a bad date, "yeah, we slept together, but there was a whole lot of sleeping going on, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT." | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/27/2008 9:56:39 PM | Oh the things I could do if only she`d fall asleep.
I could (finally) give her a Roman helmet, a Cincinatti bowtie, a nice Cleveland steamer and top it all off with a dirty Sanchez. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/27/2008 11:02:54 PM | OMG.... who really could fall asleep during sex, unless it was so utterly boring or they were sooooo intoxicated
This is too funny...... SEX IS SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU SLEEP !!!! | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 5:44:01 AM | | I think I would rather someone fall asleep during sex than vomit, or die! It's not that bad but possibly offensive after a few times, just think about it this way, would you be hurt if she fell asleep? | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 7:03:58 AM |
Wow. Thank God I don't have to date men in their 50's yet.
^ I agree;)
Silly kittens. For this vanity alone, if my gods ever do grant me a wish, it will be that you never do have the opportunity.Hehehe.  | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 7:32:50 AM | What????????????????????????????????????????????
Who does that? Are you kiddin me man? I sure don't understand this one at all...lol | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 9:08:10 AM | It must be the comfy pillows, try doing it on a different surface like the dining room table or behind the wheel of your car, preferrably while driving where there is a negative incentive to fall asleep. We'll have you cured in no time!
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 9:36:28 AM | Just tell her that if she was any good, you would have no problems staying awake. *LOL* That'll shut her up real good.
If you weren't supposed to fall asleep during sex, why would they call it "sleeping with someone?"
Think about that! | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 8:21:18 PM | | So that was YOU. And no flowers the next day, that's what really hurt. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 10:32:15 PM | this is a joke right?
thats like telling her she has a big back side or a large bellie or something
if she told you she needed more while you were already all in would it bug you?
if she fell on the floor laughing herself to tears when you unzipped would that be a mortal sin? an insult is just that, no matter how its delievered its still an insult. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/28/2008 11:02:55 PM | OP,
First of all, falling asleep once in a while isn't cool at all. Now, once in a blue moon because you're exhausted is probably borderline acceptable by some women. In my opinion if you're so exhausted that you're falling asleep during sex, you shouldn't be starting it in the first place.
Also, I believe that the reasoning behind your ex 'mercilessly' getting on your case was completely valid because most women take this as a direct insult. If you're falling asleep in bed she probably thought:
a) that you weren't interested in sex with her and would rather catch a few Z's.
b) that since 99.9% of guys are visualy stimulated, you were 'dreaming' of someone else
c) it's sex. The most intimate thing we can do with our partners, and you can't stay awake and pay attention to her for however long it takes (lol).
If you're falling asleep on a regular basis during sex, no matter what your age, you should seek more info from professionals (aka, not forum walls) | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/29/2008 12:29:24 AM | | maybe if you fall asleep, you need a little more practice to build up some stamina.. i eat a lot of veggies so i always have a ton of energy | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:25:45 PM | | Well then this needs to be said..." WAKE UP !!!" That ticks off a chic faster then you know....tip: hold her and let her fall asleep in your arms you will thank me for this...just do it. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:31:25 PM | Asleep during sex? I can't even imagine someone falling asleep during sex. Of course She is right....
How would you feel if your girl feel asleep during sex? Inadequate? | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:57:50 PM | Falling asleep during sex !!! oh no!!! You must have had some boring sex drunk or not if anyone ever fell asleep during sex with me I would never speak to them again! You should be like really embaressed to admit you feel asleep during sex! Sex is supposed to be energizing , fun,and exciting not boring enough to fall asleep! That must have been lame sex!!!!!!Then I still dont understand anyone falling during even lame sex!! If you ever get laid again which I doubt will happen after posting this forum on the net where thousands of ppl will see it and not want any kinda sexual encounter from you TRY TO STAY AWAKE TAKE VIAGRA OR SOMETHING WHTEVER IT TAKES !!!  | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/30/2008 2:06:01 AM | | ive never had the experience, but if it were me, heres an idea- try it in public or dangerous spots, for motive to never fall asleep | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/30/2008 2:40:03 AM | When I used to drink, I've done it. I must say, it's not nice and I felt terrible.
You're basically telling your her, she can't keep you awake.
Yeah, not good.
Once... maybe funny.
Often... hurtful. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/30/2008 5:50:23 AM | It seems like this is a touchy subject for some, yes ?
This issue is why folks created indelible magic markers. It helps if one can master writing backwards so your message can be read in a mirror the next morning.
Should we add a question about people who do this often AND grind their teeth in their sleep on the Profiles here ? Perhaps OSHA can become involved .
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:12:19 AM | If you do it often enough it's not a sin but honestly why start if you're that tired.
I've done it a few times during oral. Or, after, like Big Daddy said, when you're cuddling (nothing wrong with that btw).
What did you do when you "eventually woke up"? And if you were on top...that's mighty uncomfortable for too long. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:54:19 AM |
If you do it often enough it's not a sin but honestly why start if you're that tired
Hey, Darlin'! Dayym, you have mellowed. Six weeks ago you'd have had this fella trussed and the main ingredient for some witchin' soup. Lol
Glad to see ya, and hope that the mellow is cuz of a man. | |
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