| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/1/2008 12:29:58 PM | Okay falling asleep during actual sex. I've never had that happen, but I am sure it would be considered as mortal sin.
Now falling asleep during oral sex.... I am sorry to say, Yes I have done that, and boy did I ever pay for that one...CHOMP!!! For the record yes she still has all of her teeth, but she had an interesting walk home without her clothes, slap or even punch me in the face, but never ever ever chomp down on my member. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/1/2008 1:33:06 PM | | I once fell asleep while giving oral (I'd been up for over 24 hours but didn't want to cancel the date). She said she was embarassed and didn't want to move. She got a cramp and nearly tore my head off trying to get into a comfortable position. Rest assured I never got myself in that situation ever again. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/1/2008 1:45:19 PM | I think we need to qualify this question a little more. For if you are a guy and you are thrusting and then fall asleep in the middle of it, sounds like you had way too much to drink, or your partners was incredibly boring or something really spooky. How, if you already had a couple of orgasms, and you're cuddling, slow fvcking, of trying to get a second or a third woody, then it's another story.
Actually my favorite is when I am completely asleep, but have that nasty morning woody and she climbs on and rides me until I wake up. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/1/2008 1:51:40 PM | OP: Hell yeah I'd be upset. Uhmm...usually it takes two people to ACTIVELY participate when having intimacy (if it's any good). How does this happen?!
I would not "crucify" you, but if it happened way too often I would probably ask you to go to the doctor. Maybe you have some disorder.....................
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/6/2008 8:51:43 AM | For if you are a guy and you are thrusting and then fall asleep in the middle of it
Now this reminds me of the beginning of Private Benjamin, where Goldie Hawn's hubby dies during...
Gawd i hope that never happens to me.. | |
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/6/2008 9:19:23 AM | | definitely NOT cool!! hence why shes your ex...sounds like you need a better sex partner that can keep you awake... | |
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/6/2008 9:22:45 AM | RacerMAtt:
LMAO!!!!
Sorry... I fell asleep reading the thread...what was the question?
Maybe OP your D**k has an automatic Snooze Button!!  | |
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| Fell asleep during sex Posted: 12/6/2008 12:38:46 PM | let's do it
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"What are you doing, you fell asleep"
"I'm sorry"
It's ok, I'll get drunk and plan my escape | |
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