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Icelanderguy

Joined: 5/4/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/12/2008 3:28:58 PM
I've had coffee that's better than you..

shannalee83

Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 227

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/12/2008 3:31:51 PM
"It will be better tomorrow when I am sober." ~Heard that one last night!

MrUhhhhOhhhh

Joined: 4/7/2006
Msg: 228

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/12/2008 3:33:44 PM
Uh...the doctor called and he said you would know somethin about it! LOL

Zuglo

Joined: 5/12/2005
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/13/2008 5:35:31 AM
"Fire in the hole!" Really? You are NOT supposed to yell that?.. How about "Timber!!"?

Zuglo

Joined: 5/12/2005
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/13/2008 5:38:50 AM
Uh-UH..I got one.. It's kind of related to another poster, so don't think I stealing a joke. Voice from the closet-"Hold on,gotta change films" Uh, another one.. She saying "Hold on gotta change batteries, so I can finish."

compleat_man

Joined: 10/3/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/13/2008 8:16:53 AM
"Fire in the hole!" Really? You are NOT supposed to yell that?.. well, only if your "lube" is napalm..

katt_411

Joined: 3/22/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/13/2008 2:05:36 PM
Can I borrow your phone? I told mom I'd check in tonight if I was going to be late ...

ChinaShopBull

Joined: 12/27/2007
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/13/2008 2:10:29 PM
^^^ Okay. I've done that before. In fairness, I was only seventeen, and Mrs. Tanaka wanted another round.

katt_411

Joined: 3/22/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/13/2008 2:37:26 PM
I think we've all been there, done that at some point lol ..

RabidBookworm

Joined: 10/22/2008
Msg: 235

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 1:40:47 AM
"Ehh, that was tolerable." or "Wow, it's more fun when a girl is willing!" and last but not least, "By the way, how do you feel abot being on film. Because now you are."

AventuriousGirl

Joined: 8/11/2008
Msg: 236

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 6:49:03 AM
How about "You suck, I've had better. See ya don't want to be ya"...

jrfan1975

Joined: 11/27/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 7:16:05 AM
I'm coming in late on this one so I apologize if this ones already been said: "I can't believe I actually shaved for this!"

Kevinc!

Joined: 8/28/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 7:29:10 AM
um thats al you have for me well where my shoes

gretcheninDE

Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 239

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 9:10:31 AM
"I can't believe this just really happened! Can I have a screwvenir?" "Woof." "You can run, but you cannot hide." "Ughh, I knew you were a Pornocchio!" (to be followed by "Don't have a sargasm, sugar.") (Said in my best Bill Clinton impersonation) "Oh, what's a little crop dusting, Monica? It'll wash out."

Icelanderguy

Joined: 5/4/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 9:59:40 PM
"Tie me up". " So do u want the bad news now". "Here's my number. But don't call during the week, My wife there." " You know there's something I need to tell you".

Army Man Dan

Joined: 7/27/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 10:12:09 PM
Yeah, that lube i'm using, It's toothpaste, so this might burn a little

WhiteSands08

Joined: 12/9/2008
Msg: 242

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 10:48:15 PM
WOW lol some funny posts lmao. Except for takemenow...man I would probably just faint if I heard that.

blonde_honey

Joined: 7/19/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/14/2008 11:22:33 PM
You drove 2 hours for THAT!!!!? - me to a guy that didn't last too long!

ChinaShopBull

Joined: 12/27/2007
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/15/2008 7:23:00 AM
"Hello. My name is Chris Hansen."

Bogbrush

Joined: 12/12/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/15/2008 7:34:20 AM
"Feel better now, love?" Yes I know it;'s an old joke but it really would be a turnoff!

Icelanderguy

Joined: 5/4/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/15/2008 10:16:50 PM
hmm how bout a cheesy one.. I can't go again..... the bed too wet.. it gross hahaha..

saltybrease

Joined: 2/12/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/15/2008 10:47:38 PM
Real ... more times than I can remember...... there is a reason he is an EX....... "Thank you, I needed that." The last year before we separated. I may be overly sensitive, but it eventually made me feel like a hooker.

gretcheninDE

Joined: 9/1/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/16/2008 4:09:24 AM
"Uh, you still owe me for the pizza, Ma'am." "Goodnight John Boy..." "Goodnight Sue Ellen..." "Goodnight Pa..." "Goodnight Ma..." "You're still fired." "OK, back in your cell, there, bubba."

charmed45

Joined: 11/3/2008
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/16/2008 4:49:52 AM
ok the old THANK YOU, even after living with the person 8 yrs hahhaha like i did him a favour , yaaaaa thats romantic.

Rasputin13

Joined: 9/14/2006
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/16/2008 5:00:13 AM
"We can't do this any more... that thing is too big and it hurts" Very frustrating, had to ditch one of my ex's as she kept doing this. Along with the trying to dodge the issue of sex by saying too large and just uncomfortable...

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