| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/16/2008 5:38:03 AM | 1]she says. 7,2 seconds into it... I want to feel you inside me
7. 3 seconds into it.."I'm gonna cum"
2]who are you again.....
3]here is $20.... keep the change....
[quote}"Do you have any stds I should know about?" "Just herpes but you should be fine" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/16/2008 12:52:05 PM | How about :
1... "Damn, was that my bus stop?"
2... "Quiet, you'll wake my husband...."
3... "That was great, but you're still getting the speeding ticket..."
4... "See, I knew you couldn't tell twins apart!"
5... "Period? It looks like a slaughterhouse in here..."
6... "Well, that was nice, but I really was here to see your daughter...."
7... "Gee, I hope the webcam got it all..."
8... Your siginificant other, in the doorway behind you, saying pretty much anything....
9... "It'll be better now the scabs rubbed off...."
10. "Hey, you're not my...." | |
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| what words ... least like to hear?
Posted: 12/16/2008 2:37:38 PM | "You're way better than my brother!"
"I poked a hole in the condom before you used it, love you!"
"I think my dad is loading his shotgun, you better go!" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/16/2008 7:20:31 PM | Personal Experience in high school....
A loud crunch, a knock on the window, a flashlight shining in the eyes, "excuse me folks, but I'll need you to step outta the car now, you just rolled into my patrol car." " no, you can't have 5 minutes to get dressed."
Imagine explaining that one to your parents. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 8:57:56 AM |
LArge group gathering outside in the hall. She yells out " Next"
That is why it's always good to be first on the next day....I couldn't help it. LOL
OT, when she says you know my breast aren't real, I hate saying no kidding.... | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 10:55:33 AM | "Medication time... Medication time..." (Nurse Ratchet on One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
"SHARK!!!"
"Ever see 'The Crying Game?' "
"Is that yeast, or are you a walking can of Redi-Whip?"
"Where are my BALLS???"
"No point in crying..." | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 3:08:10 PM | "that was really nice" "did I mention that I love peanut butter..... here spot."
" I was tired, sorry, know it wasn't my best. So what are you doing tomorrow night?"
"Who's my slut now?" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 4:12:23 PM | get the fuk out of here !! thats brillant !!
i had a girl at a meeting once say to me in front of our boss and a room of our peers
"you could have bothered shaving!" i was a lil groggy from the nite before and replied..... "i will when you do" and she nearly died !! i did feel a lil bad afterwards | |
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