| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 4:21:46 PM | guy gets naked in front of a girl and reveals he has a teeny lil penis ... the girl says
"who do you think your going to satisify with that thing"
guy camly shrugges his shoulders and says ..... me !! | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 4:29:31 PM | "Hey buddy, you got some TP stuck in ya moustache"  
"The good news is I did put on a condom---the bad news is I can't find it"
"Next time wear a few condoms--might add a lil girth to your pencil d*ck"
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/17/2008 4:45:31 PM |
'Tell your mom I said hello.'
'Just so you know, I'm not gay, you just looked so pretty from across the bar.'
'Alright, I'm going to watch TV, good night.' (My friend's wife says that to him, true story). | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/18/2008 12:59:04 AM | Wave bye bye to the webcam on the desk.
You mean that's it?
I meant to tell you....anyhow I don't think I'm having an outbreak.
Better go, my husband will be back from the shooting range any minute (this actually happened to me).
Wait, what's today's date? Oh shoot, the safe time was last week (also true). | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/18/2008 1:06:41 AM |
"The good news is I did put on a condom---the bad news is I can't find it"
Now that one brought back memories!!! I don't recall it happening any when I was younger, but it happened a couple of years ago. Talk about scaring a person to death. I sure didn't want another youngun at my age. LOL | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/18/2008 5:56:04 AM | I have something to confess, you were my first.
You know, if you leave right now, I can get 7 hours of sleep
You were bigger than I expected
That was great! I know you haven't come yet, but can you just hold me until I go to sleep?
What's the big deal? My last boyfriend LOVED having his nuts pulled! | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/18/2008 9:07:08 AM | "For a minute there I didn't think you had a pulse"
"Was I rubbing ya gut or was that ya butt?"
"I've seen a bigger penis on a horsefly"
"Now I know why they call them the WONDER BRA"
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/18/2008 3:34:17 PM | 1) i think i just shit in your bed.... oh wait... wait...wait.... yup. i did.
2)... you didn't notice all those open sores ??
3) ... I enjoyed your dog licking my ***hole... but... when your grand dad came on my forehead it was a little much.
4) yeah...... i lied. i don't really shave.... i just dont get my period yet. | |
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