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m130
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Joined: 6/1/2008
Msg: 305 | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/10/2009 8:55:39 PM | "oh here's the morning after pill."
"Open your mouth I want to see if you swallowed it."
or...
"I'm sorry I just don't have those feelings for you anymore, your like a sister to me." | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/10/2009 11:55:57 PM | "can you drive me to my parent's house?" er how old are you?!
I love XYZ, I'm not XYZ
I cheated on you,
I don't know you well enough
best things,
I love you,
I want to marry you,
your d*ck is really big.
how soon can be ready to do it again? | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/11/2009 12:52:39 PM | How about these?
"Cut! That's a wrap!"
"You know, I really miss mine since the surgery."
"Finally. That rash has stopped itching."
"Well, it's decided. Lesbianism for me!"
"So where do you think we should go for our honeymoon?"
"Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?"
"Phhhffffltttffft" (sound of air leaking)
"I was wearing condom, but it wasn't pink. Where did the blue one go?"
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/12/2009 10:02:07 AM | You go back to her dorm and afterwards you hear from the other room, "What, thats it?"
Not a true story but a joke my family made because my sisters roomie was always bringing home guys. We all said she shoulda shouted that, or even...
"The guy lastnight went twice as long!"
Hmmm... lets see, how bout the classic "Did you just cum in me?" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/13/2009 7:48:19 AM | wow that was way better than my wife does it...
so you take a credit card?
well i'm ready to go again, where do you put the quarter?
you woke me up for that?
oh did i forget to mention the video camera?
could you hand me the remote?
and to think i was trying to pick up your sister the whole time.
i hope you look half as good when i'm sober.
so you get those premium movie channels?
smile, you're on candid camera!
wait a minute, i thought you had the handcuff key.
damn baby you're good enough to do this for a livin!
oops, i think it's on backwards.
i wonder if that leak is from the waterbed.
i told ya it'd be better without a matress!
did i tell you my grandmother died in this bed less than a week ago?
no thanks i do that better myself.
was that you or is you're mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
did i mention my transexual operation?
ok now lets see what my mom made for dinner! | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/14/2009 8:49:43 PM | 919, soo right. I have heard them both, and it scares the hell out of me, not quite enough to prevent a recurrence, but scary just the same.
The absolute worst was the woman who, at just the peak of her excitement, screamed, Oh Daddy, f.... me!
A little much without setting the roleplay in advance!! | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/14/2009 10:09:41 PM | "Oh that spot..........that's nothing"
"Oh my God, the chick last night said the same thing!"
"That usually doesn't happen so quick"
"My ex loved that position too"
"My old cellmate used to wipe it off for me"
"Wanna meet my parents now?"
"I just farted, hope you don't mind"
"I like to smell my fingers afterwards"
"My dad wants to know if he can watch next time"
"So.........now what do we do?" | |
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