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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/24/2009 12:44:56 PM | Hate it when they question my orgasm. Did you have one, was it good, did you like my blah blah blah.
I love sex but feeling obliged to put on a gutwrenching multi orgasm screaming performance is a total turn off but most guys watch too much porn and think some really dumb things about sex because of it. Expectations are a downer.
I'm in total control of my orgasm and know exactly how to get a guy do something pretty simple for not long a time to get off. If I don't have an orgasm it's because I don't want one....with him....at that time. Guys hate that but oh well, like I said, if they want a performance to feed their ego they had best go find someone willing to play that game.
If I was with a guy and he didn't orgasm I would never pressure him. Not everyone wants one all the time ya know. | |
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jj49pc
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Joined: 12/19/2008
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/31/2009 9:27:28 PM | You walk in after a hard days work, sneak into the bedroom give your wife oral, then head to the bathroom to find your wife on the toilet says " Shhh you'll wake your mother, she's sleeping in our bed" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 1/31/2009 9:50:37 PM | certain things i wouldnt want to hear after sex-lol i got a few--not that i've heard any of em before,but here we go.
" That was better than the guy that left about 5 min before u got here"
"Now that we're done can i borrow some money"
"I've been having a funny color discharge since yesterday i forgot to tell u in the heat of the moment"
" that was gd-but next time can ya put it in"--(she'd have to be as wide open as a manhole to a sewer)
"I fell asleep what happened"
"You were hitting something deep inside i gotta take the meaniest shit"
" I cant find my tampon" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/8/2009 2:41:53 PM | "You know... I think my wife would really, really like you."
"The air horn was the best part, wasn't it?"
"Do you have any crystal? ...[pause]... Well, how about coke then?"
"No, I mean it seriously. Where IS the beef? I was eating in here earlier..."
"I'm sorry, it's a little disorder that I have. Maybe I should have told you." | |
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