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 Dan3137
Joined: 9/9/2009
Msg: 351
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I heard this topic on Opie and Anthony and had to share the answers.

On second thought, perhaps we SHOULD turn the lights off

Let's have a baby!

But everybody looks funny naked

U woke me up for that?!

Oh did I mention the video camera

Oh hell a lttle rug burn never hurt anyone!

just pass me the remote control

do you accept visa

and to think i was really trying to pick up your friend

I hope your as good lookin when I'm sober

for a woman

try not to smear my make-up (worse if it was a guy though)

smile you're on candid camera

I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs

here's one of my own...

so my name is... what's yours?

oh by the way I have "insert STD here"

umm, I think you broke my *(^&

NEEEXXTTT!!

was it supposed to look/feel like that?
 Helen0426
Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 352
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/10/2009 1:37:23 PM
Reviewing recent threads, it occurred to me that several of their titles are things that no one would want to hear after sex...

"Should I just let it go??"

"omg that explains alot!!"

"Can you believe it ?"

"Do I owe an explanation?"

"What should I do about this....? "

"Give it two weeks and I always screw it up! "

"I'm so confused! "

"Creepy."

"In love with my best friend, but she's got a boyfriend."

"Should I get divorced? "
 tekky_girl
Joined: 4/4/2009
Msg: 353
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/10/2009 8:12:22 PM
"Mind if I get mine with Bob?" True story, said by me after he went to get in the shower a long time ago!
 S to the B
Joined: 9/21/2009
Msg: 354
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/10/2009 8:17:18 PM
"damn i gotta take a dump! wait...too late! Ohhh godd"
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 355
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/10/2009 9:16:13 PM
I have an incurable std...and you probably will too now.
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 356
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/11/2009 12:05:49 PM
I forgot to take the Pill this month (you're a daddy).

My mother's coming over in 10 minutes.

There's a big bag of garbage that needs to be taken out.

Can you walk the dog?

The toilet's backed up again.
 JO01
Joined: 8/14/2009
Msg: 357
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/11/2009 3:15:41 PM
thankgod thats over now put the kettle on
 Violator_Girl
Joined: 10/18/2009
Msg: 358
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/11/2009 3:20:53 PM
I haven't read through the thread but, I'd say

''That'll be £50 please''... (or whatever the going rate is) *adjusts halo*
 IGOTASETOFNUTS!!!
Joined: 9/16/2009
Msg: 359
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/13/2009 8:00:44 PM
Is that all you got !! Never been told that before but it would be shattering !!
 _Icon_
Joined: 5/18/2008
Msg: 360
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/14/2009 1:32:53 AM
Excuse me while I call my wife.
 Aisfor_Amanda
Joined: 11/1/2009
Msg: 361
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/14/2009 1:36:08 AM
What do you mean you're done? I didn't know you started.

or

I'm staying the night
 aSydneyMale
Joined: 5/16/2006
Msg: 362
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/14/2009 1:43:13 AM

"omg that explains alot!!"

Ouch!

It reminds me of the two women discussing previous night's lovemaking session when one says to the other; 'He asked me if he was the best I ever had and I replied "Yes George, you are, and I'm just SICK about it!"'
 chrisofpa
Joined: 8/28/2009
Msg: 363
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/14/2009 5:58:10 AM
"mooooooooo" or "Baaaaaaaaa"
 chrisofpa
Joined: 8/28/2009
Msg: 364
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/14/2009 6:04:02 AM

NEEEXXTTT!!


My dad told me about the time during WWII when his ship's company was on leave in a US port. (Name of the city witheld to protect the guilty). He went in one direction with a couple of his friends and about half of the ship's company went in another direction to a mother-daughter team. (about 150 guys)

He had the last laugh when the 150 guys were lined up for sick call to get some nasty shots afterwards. It was a 24 hour liberty so Neeeexxxt must have been the operative word
 Avalon96
Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 365
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Posted: 11/14/2009 11:01:40 AM
.
That was wonderful dear, it's about time we painted the ceiling.

Did I tell you the car insurance is due.

That new guy that you work with is dreamy, wouldn't mind get a piece of that action.

Ohh Fred that was great; ....... but your name is Harry.

What time does the route 23 bus pass by here?
 SCinORtenPIOse
Joined: 10/16/2009
Msg: 366
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/14/2009 12:43:43 PM
"You were good... He was better."

"..... Zzzzzz."

"Wow... Thanks. I'll call you next time I'm in town! Can I give my friend your number?"

"I think it's time you met my parents."

 Turkish Snowcone
Joined: 7/23/2009
Msg: 367
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/15/2009 8:37:50 AM
my first time:

i think i've just come on

took a while before i bothered trying to get a second time after that

:pukes
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 368
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/15/2009 8:53:23 AM

What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?


Oh my God ...my husband just got home
 Helen0426
Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 369
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/23/2009 2:52:47 PM
Once again, a few current thread titles struck me as extremely apt for this:

"No sparks, should I try again?"

"What we women do for a date... "

"What are these guys doing?"

"pee"

"What went wrong?"

Okay, "pee" I just thought was funny anyway... but I love the ambiguity of it, uncapitalized and unpunctuated, in this context. It could be an exclamation upon finding some, it could be a command, it could be a warning...
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 370
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/23/2009 4:08:28 PM
Silence, as she molts, her tongue divides, flicks out furiously, and she slivers away.
 Elgalawaat
Joined: 11/24/2008
Msg: 371
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/23/2009 4:36:53 PM
Are you going to give me a tip. I have to send half of the $200 to the escort service.
 Helen0426
Joined: 6/2/2009
Msg: 372
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/3/2010 4:07:21 PM
Some more fun examples of Things I Really Don't Want To Hear After Sex, culled from the forum titles:

"Dating "Family" members..."

"Why do guys do this?"

"When do I let go???"

"So is it men, women or both?"

"Why do I Always Fall In Love WIth My Best Friend's Girl?"
 Squeakee
Joined: 8/21/2009
Msg: 373
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/3/2010 6:45:05 PM
So.. I actually have to get going now.
 xlr8ingmargo
Joined: 7/28/2009
Msg: 374
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/3/2010 8:17:19 PM
... I'd like to play with myself now ...
I missed the game for you...
my beer got warm....
boy your big but your brother is better...
 himynameisSarah
Joined: 5/27/2009
Msg: 375
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/4/2010 8:41:51 AM
hurry up, my wife will be home soon...
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