| | What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?Page 16 of 20 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20) | We just made a baby!!
I'm not going to be sore at all....
That was quick.. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/4/2010 12:24:50 PM | I think I have an outbreak starting.
Good try.
Was this your first time?
Im sorry about the poop.
I cant wait to tell my mom about us!
I forgot to take my pill.
Tequila always makes me a slut.
Is your roomate still around? | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/5/2010 11:25:16 PM | I am still a little sore ....from that sex change operation!
what you mean you want a refund...
what you mean I need to get a tattoo "inflat to 3lbs" on my d!ck
I do not feel that was fuk'n funny putting ur false teeth down there! | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/5/2010 11:56:42 PM | From a guy:
WOW! Your way better at that than my GF!
You do that as well as my ex-wife did!
You're clit is bigger than my d!ck!
From a girl:
Is that all there is?
I found the balls, where is the rest of it?
I unlaced my knee high boots for this?
I thought you said you knew what you were doing?
I thought it was a pube until it got stiff!
Would you put on a strap-on so I can enjoy this? | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 2/6/2010 8:10:56 AM | True...
When are you going to clean your ceiling fan?
Next time can you bring a friend?
That was amazing, you were my first.
You could do this as a full time job.
Can my roomate watch?
I don't get off during s++, do you want to jerk me off or watch me?
My dad thinks you're hot.
My mom thinks you're hot.
You're still here?
Did I take my ring off here? | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/14/2010 5:37:28 PM | Anyone that crosses the line and decides to sleep with whom-ever should be decent....and not make any comments specially if there negative....its just rude...Ive been with woman that werent versed in bed...and left it alone....just didnt get that far again...and a couple of us moved on to be good friends.... | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 6/15/2010 4:44:56 AM | 1. You shouldn't dissapoint mother.
2. Today we are having the all you can eat crab special.
3. What was that?
4. Are you kidding me?
5. I love you!
6. Meet your son.
7. My ex told me you can catch herpies from riding a tractor.
8. The experiment has been concluded, you will see the test results in 2 weeks.
9. I finally broke the record.
1o. Wait! Come back, I really thought that was your name. 
11. Hurry call a doctor, and then help me find my nose.
12. Oops, I thought you were someone else.
13. Please deposit 75 cents, if you wish to continue this call.
14. Hey, why did you sneak in into grandma's room instead of mine? | |
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