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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 3:19:52 PM | Other possibilities...
1... "I'm going to be sick...."
2... "Grab the steering wheel, we're going in the ditch..."
3..."Ooops. sorry Sis...."
4... "What's that smell?"
5... "My husband collects guns...."
6... "Damn, the scabs are bleeding again..."
7... "What do you mean ' The wrong hole? '...."
8... "What do you mean, 'Can we wait until it gets hard next time?'..."
9..."Wow! What a great way to celebrate my 15th birthday!"
10."I've got to get going, I'm getting married tomorrow." | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 4:26:50 PM | "Get off me dad your squishin my smokes"......I know me bad heheheh
Its actually was a Surrey girl joke...."what does a Surrey ( a really trailer park kind of area) girl say when she finishes having sex.... | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 4:54:31 PM | Whats that rash????
Can you let the dog out now.??
Whats that howling??
Dont mind the length, feel the width.
That the last time I use motor oil.
Sex always gives me wind.
Are we there yet??
Nice ceiling paint.
Are you asthmatic
Just a squirt gets the dirt.
I am hungry, I really fancy a weiner right now.
I forgot my pill.
Pass the bleach.
pheww the pace maker kicked in on time.
My fav position is doggy, where you sit up and beg and I roll over and play dead.
Dont worry I will get it up again, give me those jump leads. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 5:05:21 PM | "Can you pop that zit on my back?"
"Man, I really need to take a dump..."
"Um, are you, like, sleeping over?"
After he returns from the after sex pee: "I thought my #ick exploded, are you on your period?" | |
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Joined: 7/20/2008
Msg: 39 | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 6:10:57 PM | "Well, ya may not touch bottom, cowboy, but a couple o' times there ya beat the hell outta the sides."
"OMG... this lesion is back again, bigger than ever. Must be allergic to my laundry detergent."
"I have to go to confession now, Father."
"Ain't it funny how even bad sex is still sex worth havin'?"
"Dammit! Did you get any on me?"
"Uh, yeah, look, this was a mistake."
"You gainin' weight?"
"Your little girl/ boy sure looked good yesterday at the pool. Did you notice?"
"What the hell is THAT on the dog's FACE?"
"Wanna play Dutch oven? HA HA! DUTCH OVEN!!! "
"Next time, I get to be Tammy Faye Baker." | |
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Ninki
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Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 42 | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 6:16:49 PM | "That's it?"
"Oh shoot! I forgot to take my pill today!"
"Was it good for me?"
"What was your name again?"
Ones that I've used....
"You sure that you shaved today?"
"That was..........................................nice."
"What was you name again?" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 6:22:51 PM | | i was having sex with this girl, doggie style, when she turns around to me and says "yer nothing but a petophile", but i told her, i said " those are pretty big words for an eight year old!".....lol...written by drew carey | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 7:39:30 PM | "Are these your panties or mine?"
"Now that I look around, I don't think they clean these stalls but once a year."
"Yep, still a lesbian."
"Good afternoon. This is your Captain speaking. We're going to have to do an emergency landing in Toledo because it appears the door to the only bathroom on the plane has been stuck for an hour."
"Can I wear this? The home only issues us 3 shirts."
"Hi baby. We didn't hear you come in. No, Daddy doesn't hate Mommy. No, Mommy doesn't hate Daddy."
"Oh, hey, this is my friend, Joe. He won you in last night's poker game.... uh... too."
"What the hell did I do with the key to the handcuffs?"
"You smell like my old girlfriend. No, no, I like it." | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:11:04 PM | "...You might wanna get the air freshener ready-- I really shouldn't have eaten those beans earlier"
"Oh cr**, I just remembered, my boyfriend got out of jail today! You gotta get outta here now! He'll be here in a few minu--was that the doorbell?"
(At least the first situation would be easier to run from, I think.  ) | |
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