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 deep_passion
Joined: 10/25/2008
Msg: 51
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 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 52
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 8:51:04 PM
"My old cellmate used to curl his tongue at the end of that last move."

"Hey, what's my Dad's Rolex doing here?"

"If you must know, I use melted butter instead of KY because I feel sorry for these little crabs."

"You could be a high class prostitute."

"Oh, those? Those are just some old bones I've been collecting."

"Happy with yourself now? Well, are you?"

"And THAT's why they call it a Dirty Sanchez!"
 jus dave
Joined: 5/22/2007
Msg: 53
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 9:05:03 PM
"up until the time i thew up on you...was it good?"

"thank god THAT'S over"

"you gotta get going - my husband is due home anytime now."

"is it in?"

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"


dave
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 54
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 9:05:22 PM
I have to go home and feed that cat.

Was that it?

sorry, was I snoring?

Maybe you should get that tongue splitting surgery.

Sh** my parents just came home...they were supposed to be out of town!
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 55
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/29/2008 9:12:36 PM
For her... "Thanks, Babe. Could you wait until you hear the door close before you take your bag off?"


For me... "Didn't you have a watch earlier?"
 ohthereugo
Joined: 2/12/2008
Msg: 56
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:06:22 AM
Your soft boiled eggs are ready
 holeinthewall
Joined: 8/18/2008
Msg: 57
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:50:21 AM
look at the size of that thing!
 Chiefs76
Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 58
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:45:47 AM
"No No..you did it all wrong...man your stupid!"
paramedic: "what did you do to her sir???"
"where's my toys"
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 59
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 7:09:02 AM
"There goes one happy donkey."

"Uh, look, my secretary will call you Monday... but if she doesn't, it just means we have a few more candidates to interview."

"Oh yeah, check you out! It looks like a penis, only smaller."

"Oh come on. You didn't REALLY want to die without experiencing a golden shower..."

"You mah biatch now, little man."

"I'm still giving you the ticket, Ma'am."
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I don't usually display my sick sense of humor, but this is just too fun...
 candid_1
Joined: 6/14/2008
Msg: 60
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 9:52:37 AM
What happened to the condom? Where'd it go?
 Jim978
Joined: 7/15/2008
Msg: 61
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 9:55:55 AM

"And THAT's why they call it a Dirty Sanchez!"


LMAO
 sinful4wmn
Joined: 3/12/2008
Msg: 62
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 11:15:32 AM
"OH shit, I think that is my husband coming through the front door. Jump out of this second floor window and I will toss your close out"

Days later they call you asking you why you haven't called and pretends to be shocked that you didn't know they were married despite them saying they were not, not displaying their wedding ring and almost always insisting on going to a hotel 30 miles away.

Whoa maybe I should have known.
 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 63
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 11:23:20 AM

"And THAT's why they call it a Dirty Sanchez!"

LMAO


I know, right? I woke up in the middle of the night laughing over that one.

Kinda bad taste for the comic to laugh at their own jokes, but I have to say, I love that one best. Then comes, "There goes one happy donkey."

Oh, golly, golly.

Just think, I have to LIVE with this sick mind...
 junkyard dawg
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 64
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:03:56 PM
When you said you like a shaved Kitty , I though you meant Felix

Thats a funny angle, is that normal

Oh look its getting sick.

My that stings the eyes.

Next time, point it downwards

Never trust anything, with only one eye.

It happens, to all men sometimes.

Honestly, size does not matter.

OMG a dribbler

That was quick.
 sinfulfun
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 65
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:44:06 PM
ok go ahead and start
 sinfulfun
Joined: 6/12/2007
Msg: 66
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:45:28 PM
Can I put my depends back on now
 transcend
Joined: 1/13/2007
Msg: 67
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:46:02 PM
"could you give me a ride to the free clinic, they said they have one more antibiotic they want to try before they give up"

i appreciate you being a sperm donor

are you allergic to penicillin?

Doesn't compound W work great?

didnt the surgeon do a great job? though i do miss peeing without sitting down
 LakeCountyGal
Joined: 9/4/2008
Msg: 68
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 1:46:43 PM
I actually had a guy tell me that if I just "lost a little weight, I'd be smoking hot". He said this to me AFTER sex mind you. I was so hurt and angry. Hey guys, guess what, we big girls, KNOW we're a little bigger and need to lose weight. DUH. You don't need to remind us, especially right after sex. It's not exactly a confidence builder.

 Sketchness
Joined: 4/6/2008
Msg: 69
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 2:08:20 PM
Well I have part of the condom on still!

Was that cucumber supposed to be for dinner?
 chemistrymajor8
Joined: 12/23/2006
Msg: 70
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 2:28:22 PM
Okay...how about....wow...that was amazing....3 hours and you were fabulous. I see you like being dominated. Your very submissive aren't you. My your cold...so you want a blanket? Oh nooooooo.....your stiffening up. Ok....you were alive when we started....hmmmm....yes I think you were
 Charred13
Joined: 9/30/2008
Msg: 71
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 3:33:05 PM
yeah....
if they call me rachel I'm gonna be put off...
no question...
 droogie77
Joined: 10/19/2008
Msg: 72
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 3:50:03 PM
" Im 16, not 21!"
"You would never believe I used to be a man!"
"That will be £200 please"
"my husband is finishing his 10yr sentence for attempted murder tomorrow!"
 Nicholass1979
Joined: 8/24/2008
Msg: 73
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 3:55:18 PM
"um... where is my watch?"
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 74
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 4:00:32 PM
"Now what did I do do with those handcuff keys?"
 LiL Meggie
Joined: 7/10/2008
Msg: 75
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 5:48:03 PM
Girl : Are you gonna cum yet
Guy: No im too tired too
Girl: well i want you to cum
Guy: I cant, im too tired, so it will take longer
Girl: well i wanna keep going lol
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