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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:14:22 PM | "Will you marry me"
"Sorry I swear that's never happened before"
"I'll do better next time, I promise!"
"Hey it wasn't my fault, you were to wet!"
"Can I just watch next time?"
"U knew I was recording right?!?" | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:37:35 PM | "Hey, I think you're the second biggest white guy I've ever been with..."
Completely unsolicited comment, too.
I'd already decided about 5 minutes earlier that this was someone I'd not continue pursuing.
Regards,
Rabbit. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 6:59:34 PM | "My six brothers will have a truck at your place at 7am. You want the closet on the left?"
"You've been such a good boy, I'll loosen the ball gag now."
"Just think, now I don't have to watch you through your bedroom window every night! I'll be IN your bedroom!"
"Huh, I've never seen rug burns over 80% of the body before. Oooo, that looks like it hurts bad!"
"I pay your mother, right?"
"Uh-ohhhhh... was I supposed to leave a few beads out?"
"Don't worry, in a few hours, that drug will wear off, and you shouldn't remember a thing."
"It'll cost you $10,000 to get the photos."
"Sweetheart, meet the fellas..."
"Hey guess what? My Mom's running for Vice President!!!"  | |
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Qamila
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Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 84 | |
| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 11/30/2008 7:32:56 PM | "No, silly, don't take the mask off yet! I want you to drive me home!"
"What am I doing? Oh, I'm making a homemade speculum just for you!"
"You just lay there and relax...these leads are a hassle to connect if you don't stay still!"
"Come on! No! Don't take the leash off...I'm taking you for a walk! Time to go
OUTSIDE!"
"It'll be some time until you can take those clamps off. Superglue really works."
"Oh no! I didn't know you were allergic to latex!" | |
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Ninki
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Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 90 | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:04:10 AM | Your Dad lied.... Grandma was better!
Can you sign this release form?
And your Mom said you didn't know how to do that.
(used this one before) Before sex, panties drop ... Oh sorry, I forgot I've gota work in the morning. You should leave or I wont get any sleep. | |
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