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 Helen1967
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 101
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?Page 5 of 20    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)
"Now if only my wife did it like that."

"So how do you feel about anal?"

"My ex should see me now."

"Would you mind if I put on some German scheisse porn next time?"

"Mommy!"

And, not least...

"I win!"

 Jensoloverly
Joined: 11/26/2008
Msg: 102
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 12:07:54 PM
One thing my bf always says after we're done is "There... Feel better now......Good" When he says that, it kinda upsets me. Like what is that supposed to mean?
 Arkdad
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 103
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 2:21:54 PM
I love the way your balls smacked mine... ewwww
 Silver Seduction
Joined: 11/15/2007
Msg: 104
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 2:38:43 PM
Here's one: You're finished????
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 105
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:28:19 PM

"I win!"


Now, THAT is hysterically funny!
 Lil Brooker
Joined: 6/17/2008
Msg: 106
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:54:05 PM
...sorry

I know I can't post anything this short so I'll keep writing. That word indicates an awkward situation all around.
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 107
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:56:40 PM
You're ALMOST as good as my "ex"........

Just my opinion.....
 RacerMatt
Joined: 8/29/2008
Msg: 108
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 3:57:38 PM
POLICE!!!! WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!!!
 Shri_1
Joined: 10/29/2008
Msg: 109
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 4:48:06 PM
so baby, how'd you like my tongue action? i haven't had any complaints yet HAr HaR

 gretcheninDE
Joined: 9/1/2008
Msg: 110
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 6:44:05 PM
I win!!!

Or "Ha-Ha! You lose!"
 victoriousloser
Joined: 11/27/2008
Msg: 111
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 7:35:27 PM
Damn you're almost as good as your mom at this
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 112
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:19:12 PM
Send in the next guy as you leave. There are free refreshments in the lobby.
 commsy78
Joined: 10/6/2008
Msg: 113
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/1/2008 9:24:25 PM
hi sweet how aer you i like your pic
 MissT27
Joined: 11/13/2007
Msg: 114
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:00:55 AM
him: Ooooh Jesus!

me: Don't think Jesus has anything to do with this!!
 Jim978
Joined: 7/15/2008
Msg: 115
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:06:45 AM
"You don't happen to have any batteries with you, do you?"

Ouch!
 justmeandmax
Joined: 6/4/2007
Msg: 116
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:14:44 AM
(during) Could you move alittle too the left? There's a good movie on TV.
(after the first time) So are you in love now?
Was I the best you've ever had?
Do you know if your brother's free tonight?
Was that your best?
 TopazGoddess
Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 117
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:15:48 AM
I love you

So...you wanna go out sometime?
 deerdog1
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 118
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:34:33 AM
operator could you connect me to the police department ...Hello Daddy
 ~rain~
Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 119
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What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 7:13:49 AM

And, not least...

"I win!"



but I always say that after I have sex!!!

its wrong???

 Helen1967
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 120
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 10:44:32 AM
This is so much fun, I couldn't resist coming up with a few more...

"Say something!"

"Oh, here comes my roommate. Hi, Jeff, climb on in..."

"Are you always like this?"

"Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine."

"I'm sorry!"
 HarDayKnight
Joined: 12/27/2007
Msg: 121
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 10:56:53 AM
(As lights pull into the driveway...) "OMG! You're not my husband... RAPE!!!!!"
 somewhatcute
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 122
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 11:09:59 AM
The door bell ringing!!!
 leebossa
Joined: 3/26/2008
Msg: 123
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 5:42:32 PM
the blackberry ringing!!!
 Chiefs76
Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 124
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:02:28 PM
let's get married!
give me your wallet, im going shopping
that was amazing!...by the way, i drove the car into a ditch
 eveweed
Joined: 2/26/2008
Msg: 125
What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/2/2008 6:34:30 PM
this is a great thread!

the best one-liner i have ever had the pleasure to here is:

"...i should have become a monk."

i am still working on what he meant!

any suggestions? lol
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