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Show ALL Forums  > Sex and Dating  > What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?      Home login    AUTHOR  Helen1967 Joined: 9/10/2008 Msg: 101 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?Page 5 of 20    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20) "Now if only my wife did it like that." "So how do you feel about anal?" "My ex should see me now." "Would you mind if I put on some German scheisse porn next time?" "Mommy!" And, not least... "I win!"  Jensoloverly Joined: 11/26/2008 Msg: 102 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 12:07:54 PM One thing my bf always says after we're done is "There... Feel better now......Good" When he says that, it kinda upsets me. Like what is that supposed to mean?  Arkdad Joined: 11/13/2008 Msg: 103 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 2:21:54 PM I love the way your balls smacked mine... ewwww  Silver Seduction Joined: 11/15/2007 Msg: 104 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 2:38:43 PM Here's one: You're finished????  whytwater Joined: 8/7/2008 Msg: 105 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 3:28:19 PM "I win!" Now, THAT is hysterically funny!  Lil Brooker Joined: 6/17/2008 Msg: 106 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 3:54:05 PM ...sorry I know I can't post anything this short so I'll keep writing. That word indicates an awkward situation all around.  c_deacon Joined: 3/13/2005 Msg: 107 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 3:56:40 PM You're ALMOST as good as my "ex"........ Just my opinion.....  RacerMatt Joined: 8/29/2008 Msg: 108 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 3:57:38 PM POLICE!!!! WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!!!  Shri_1 Joined: 10/29/2008 Msg: 109 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 4:48:06 PM so baby, how'd you like my tongue action? i haven't had any complaints yet HAr HaR  gretcheninDE Joined: 9/1/2008 Msg: 110 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 6:44:05 PM I win!!! Or "Ha-Ha! You lose!"  victoriousloser Joined: 11/27/2008 Msg: 111 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 7:35:27 PM Damn you're almost as good as your mom at this  HarDayKnight Joined: 12/27/2007 Msg: 112 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 9:19:12 PM Send in the next guy as you leave. There are free refreshments in the lobby.  commsy78 Joined: 10/6/2008 Msg: 113 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/1/2008 9:24:25 PM hi sweet how aer you i like your pic  MissT27 Joined: 11/13/2007 Msg: 114 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:00:55 AM him: Ooooh Jesus! me: Don't think Jesus has anything to do with this!!  Jim978 Joined: 7/15/2008 Msg: 115 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:06:45 AM "You don't happen to have any batteries with you, do you?" Ouch!  justmeandmax Joined: 6/4/2007 Msg: 116 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:14:44 AM (during) Could you move alittle too the left? There's a good movie on TV. (after the first time) So are you in love now? Was I the best you've ever had? Do you know if your brother's free tonight? Was that your best?  TopazGoddess Joined: 9/9/2006 Msg: 117 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:15:48 AM I love you So...you wanna go out sometime?  deerdog1 Joined: 12/29/2006 Msg: 118 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:34:33 AM operator could you connect me to the police department ...Hello Daddy  ~rain~ Joined: 6/9/2007 Msg: 119 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 7:13:49 AM And, not least... "I win!" but I always say that after I have sex!!! its wrong???  Helen1967 Joined: 9/10/2008 Msg: 120 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 10:44:32 AM This is so much fun, I couldn't resist coming up with a few more... "Say something!" "Oh, here comes my roommate. Hi, Jeff, climb on in..." "Are you always like this?" "Don't worry, boa constrictors loosen up once you relax. Just take it easy and she'll be fine." "I'm sorry!"  HarDayKnight Joined: 12/27/2007 Msg: 121 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 10:56:53 AM (As lights pull into the driveway...) "OMG! You're not my husband... RAPE!!!!!"  somewhatcute Joined: 11/13/2008 Msg: 122 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 11:09:59 AM The door bell ringing!!!  leebossa Joined: 3/26/2008 Msg: 123 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 5:42:32 PM the blackberry ringing!!!  Chiefs76 Joined: 12/11/2006 Msg: 124 What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:02:28 PM let's get married! give me your wallet, im going shopping that was amazing!...by the way, i drove the car into a ditch  eveweed Joined: 2/26/2008 Msg: 125 view profile History What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex? Posted: 12/2/2008 6:34:30 PM this is a great thread! the best one-liner i have ever had the pleasure to here is: "...i should have become a monk." i am still working on what he meant! any suggestions? lol Page 5 of 20   (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20)

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