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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/9/2008 9:51:48 AM | True story:
Had a woman tell me, "You are the only person that I have ever used protection with."
I replied, "so that is why your room mate told me to be careful with you." She did not appreciate at that statement. Tee hee hee lmao | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/9/2008 10:59:08 AM | | not specifcally a word but, your just getting into sex with her and the phone rings and it's the kids father and he wants to talk about shit, and your sitting there naked and horney, then your cold and annoyed then turned off. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/10/2008 9:39:35 PM | better make a run for the exit if ya hear..
ya know what,,I got full blown aids an a sore throat..
plus i havent registered as a sex offender yet but hell why should i it's not that big of a deal, but dont be shocked she was like 12yrs old but had the body of a 18 year old..an then i raped my cousin like 5 years ago..but i did time for that lil mishap cause she told on me..however please dont judge me for all that i just said.. 
this is when your out faster then a berreta to the dome an while ur sprinting away your dialing 911..
an then make an emergency appointment to the doctors office along the way.. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/10/2008 11:30:11 PM | Guy -Have you even seen a porno before..
Girl -can you reach under the bed for me, make yourself useful.
Guy - lets go to this ranch, they offer free rodeo lessons..
Girl - Hey you ever hear about this place "____" they sell these great blow up dolls.
Guy - I think It came off.
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/11/2008 5:33:43 AM | Not so much what was said but more like what happened, back when i was 19 after a night of partying and having sex with my girlfriend back then, I woke up pretty wasted after a night of partying and mistakenly used her Vaginex to brush my teeth with. LOL! What a trip it was - that was a LONG Time ago !   | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/11/2008 8:27:07 AM |
RavenousRoger said:
Heavy breathing from the closet.
ya hearing that would definatly stop all activity fast quick an in an hurry.. i would be more afraid of who was standing behind the closet door as i swung it open to investgate.. | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/12/2008 9:32:44 AM | I'm guessing, maybe, after hearing a pump action shotgun being loaded.....then....."Yoooooouuuuuu **stard......"
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"Not bad, you're almost as good as my dog; but don't feel bad, he's had lots of practice". | |
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| What words would you LEAST like to hear after sex?
Posted: 12/12/2008 3:17:44 PM | gator_rade said:
That will look good on Youtube, at least the first 5 seconds
ya refer back to the guy who said hearing heavy breathing coming from the closet, hince here it comes all posted on youtube or where ever?..so the person in the closet was filming the whole act, an now it will soon be posted to the net for millions of viewers..
ya that could be bad very bad
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