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Posted: 1/12/2009 4:13:17 PM | I'm not sure many people are getting what the OP meant for this forum... but if you read on to her later posts... She does "refer" to it... THANK YOU OP!!
Notice that SRQnat's post is message #2.....This was started by a guy for the female Phishies....He has since gone Bye, Bye......Lost, but certainly not forgotten..But thank you just the same.... | |
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Posted: 1/12/2009 6:08:34 PM | And it works just fine. I'll be out this afternoon bicycling with a Phishette because of my wit, diplomacy, intellect and charm....
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| Average size for MEN - Women’s TURN
Posted: 1/12/2009 6:54:29 PM | | Some fisherman are sooooo friggin lost, just like I said. You can't read between the lines. Now I'll have to agree with the above poster... | |
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| Average size for MEN - Women’s TURN
Posted: 1/12/2009 10:04:05 PM | Seems to me everyone was having fun and laughing today now all of a sudden everybody's cranky and nasty and attacking and challenging and well, that's no fun. Lighten up!  | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 3:30:15 AM | | Aww it's okay. That seem's to be his only comeback on ANY post. FLAMING! His opinion matters none. Besides he's hangin' in a forum for women, so he's a two-time flamer... | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 10:38:12 AM |
"It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it" What have you been smokin'? Let me tell you guys the facts.....
IT DOES MATTER!!
Sorry BachelorsHeaven, but I must DISAGREE with you completely! I have been with men with small penis' and ones with large penis' and no matter what their size, if they do not know what to do, a woman will NOT be pleased. If they DO know what to do AND are wise enough to learn about you, ask you about your 'zones', fav positions, etc... then even a man with a smaller than average size penis CAN and WILL make a woman happy!!!! This is just my personal opinion and personal experience!
Pleasing each other is not just about the size of the equipment, it is about pleasing each other BEFORE, DURING, and AFTER being intimate. The 'before' part does not have to be foreplay either, it can be the way you touch his/her arm while watching a movie, the looks during dinner, holding and caressing each other while out dancing. Pleasing your partner during SEX is easy, pleasing them W/out sex is harder, but if two people can learn to do that, it makes Making Love/Sex the ULTIMATE!!!! It is also the MOST FUN EVER LEARNING AND TEASING!!!   | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 1:48:30 PM | Interesting. It wasn't long B4 reconnecting w/1 of the posters here that I was actually "accused" of being too big, even tho I know there is no such thing & those that said it B4 that person for years were lying too, including my Nordic 5'8" wife, in the heat of passion, of course.
"WhiskeyDi*k" is a term used by many comedians on-stage. I didn't hear any complaints, but now I know that no matter how many drinks involved within the party & " friendship", that there is a special "eyes-wide-shut" radar detecting or perceiving co*k-size, no matter the cadence/speed of penetration or mutual grunts.
Obviously, men aren't ppl w/feelings as they might think, just fu*k-poles. NOW I get it. U Learn something new everyday.
My whole life experience taught me that women have something to do with arousal, but now I know I've (& millions/billions) of men have been wrong all this time. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 2:20:21 PM | | Heard that, SuniFla, remember U from Cherry's...but (tolerate this tirade): name? what name?SIZE! Extenza! Smilin'Bob ENCITE! VIAGRA! CIALIS! LEVITRA! Monsters of C*ck! Forget husbands, forget boyfriends, just do a giant mongoloid DI*K, that's what being an angry divorce is all about!Heard the late great John Holm*s was into incest, there's got to be some Huge-Mongous spurting things like those around. Oh, and of course, ANY Monster-C*ck freak will be happy to give up their entire life for the average, Demanding girl (not you, suni) (fuming!) PEACE/OUT. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 2:27:41 PM | size of the pencil???????????????????? surely you jest? what do you suppose a mans going to do with a nub? nada, nil, zero
even a woman can not perform miracles even on top. and foreplay has nothing to do with it. if it wont grow, it wont grow.
and as for the prior poster, i detect a flame war. keep it real. no need to air your dirty laundry in public. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 2:29:22 PM | ** PERK **
Did I hear BOB mentioned????
Now there everyone and anyone can "pick" THEIR average size.
By the way.....What is average? Hell, what is normal??
Average and normal to me are NOT going to be average and normal to you.
Some things you learn to deal with if the rest of the Richard Cranium is worth it.  | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 2:33:17 PM | | you are very correct in dealing with "BOB". I think he's a joy to all women, and you can trade him in anytime for whatever size you'd like. Which reminds me --- time to go shopping. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 2:38:40 PM | and as for the prior poster, i detect a flame war. keep it real. no need to air your dirty laundry in public. You're right, this is my 1st time this has ever happened in 4 years. She just slashed me out. Because I exercised discrete freedom of speech. And because I loved. & believed. I heard she was trouble, thought I was bigger than her probs, was wrong. Can't win them all! Peace. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 3:27:23 PM | | CK.....is there a handbook some place I could get a copy of to "decode" your posts? Is it me (shut up!) or do others have problems figuring out WTH you're trying to say? LOL I read them several times and finally give up deciding wasn't meant for me to understand. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 3:33:38 PM | Timeto.....isn't BOB wonderful? Doesn't leave the toilet seat up...doesn't ask for money....never wants to borrow the car......only food he requires is available at the $1 store and cost $1 for 2 "meals".....ahhhhh.....the life of a BOB.
And yes, I still say size doesn't really matter if dude knows what he's doing. Have had a FWB for years who let's say isn't "gifted" but......DANG! He sure knows how to use what God gave him! Have an ex hubby who must have been at the front of the line but was clueless. So I'll stick with my pencil saying.
Shopping DOES sound fun.....hmmmm.....now where's that credit card??? | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 4:29:51 PM | CK.....is there a handbook some place I could get a copy of to "decode" your posts? Yes it's here:
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member841533.htm
All U have 2 do is mail, since I'm obviously:
over 62 (not)
looking for wild sex or something (not)
married (not)
gay (not)
a communist (not)
an alien (not)
worthless (not)
vd ridden (not)
just saying somehow I 'm "not allowed" to answer you...
so, mysteriously, you have 2 mail 1st for free secret ring decoder. And whatever covenant I have with whatever friend about posting on same thread, this is an exception since I posted 1st, B4 making such a covenant. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2009 4:42:17 PM | I think you should take some meds. And that's really so cute and loving, I mean, Tim Tebow's best pals say that about him, lol! But I still know what U mean. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 8:00:52 PM |
Plain and simple.... IF IT DON'T FIT YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT'
This may be the case for others, but not for me. The only time a man was too small for me, was when he could not excite me or maybe I just couldn't get excited over him; who knows. When too big....it will fit eventually | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 8:24:42 PM |
- for HEAVEN's SAKE...............just BRING your fishing pole and we'll figure out the rest!
If the weather is good for 'fishing'
and we 'BOTH' like to FISH........
and YOU have a fishing pole..........
and I have a POND...........
WHAT's THE problem?????
GEEZE!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 1/14/2009 9:15:05 PM | YEE Gads! I just complimented YOU on a post on another thread............SECONDS ago..................the posters are going to think we are in 'cahoots'!!! *GRIN*
I started thinking, since I WAS the one who had the audacity to point out the OBVIOUS......... 'fishing pole' reference...........that it probably would be FITTING (pun intended) to make a comment??
Personally SIZE is NOT an issue for me (as 'cliche' as that sounds).
Not to sound like Mae West at a FISH RODEO.................but I've done my share of fishing............and I would make NO claim of ...........
"And when they are BIG they are even BETTER"!!!!!!!!!"
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