| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/22/2009 6:13:35 PM | Okay Easy I am hoping you mean that in the most kindest way! The last one you mentioned was very creative by the young lady that sent it to you I thought - definitely made me laugh and showed she was thinking of you! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/22/2009 7:55:52 PM | | Yeah... it was very funny... I laughed my butt off... but I wasnt interested... I mean come on! What guy wants to be treated like a cheap piece of meat! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/22/2009 9:13:29 PM |
I just got this one on another site... I laughed my ass off for a good 10 minutes! "One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there."
Is Wanna hitting on you again????????????? I thought you two worked things out????
Froggy, I told you not to put the bra on....Did you listen????....Nooooooooo.. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 5:23:50 AM |
s Wanna hitting on you again?????????????
Phushy, I'm sorry. You caught me. I promise I won't do it again. You know you are my one and only darling, but he is just sooo cute. (Creepy, huh?)   | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 5:56:58 AM |
but he is just sooo cute. (Creepy, huh?)
I think it will take a week for the hairs on my arms to go back down after that one....I guess there's other reasons people are single...... | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 10:14:30 AM | I am so thankful that I started reading this thread after I had my morning cup of coffee or it would have been all over my screen! Can't get that dang song from Deliverance out of my head now - thanks alot for that one!
You guys slay me! Please take pity on Easy, that stud muffin doesn't want to be just another notch on someone's belt so let's find him a quality "?"....not sure which way to go here!  | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 12:56:54 PM | I think the three of us need some assertive women to get in here and save us from this life of debauchery or maybe that should be teach us a life of debauchery. Oh hell (sorry Nautical), put it in the blender and see what comes out. Ron, since you did not want to play, you can bring the strawberries.
(I was NOT the one that left home, traveled to Bradenton and became a cross-dresser.) | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 1:32:15 PM | I was NOT the one that left home, traveled to Bradenton and became a cross-dresser
I was set up....Given massive amounts of alcohol, accosted by evil Golden Girls and forced at drinkpoint to participate in their wicked ways...... | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 2:00:55 PM | Suni, if memory serves me correctly, he wanted a nice picture for Bob AND Cajun. I do recall him and froggy fighting over the pink lace bra and the black w/pink lace bra!
Wanna don't make us whip you out of the closet!!! We know you wanted those bras for yourself! They would have matched your 3" heels and pink nails sooooooo well!! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 2:12:18 PM | Wanna BOB, you are on a ROLL this evening!!! I think YOU should get OUT of your closet this evening and go OUT on the town!! Something tells me that YOU can't LOSE tonight!!!!
P.S.
3" heels are 'optional', just choose your 'venue' accordingly!!! | |
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Posted: 5/23/2009 3:14:31 PM | Actually, Leslie, I am out tonight. A friend invited me to a house party and if that ends early there is Plan B. On the way home I'll be driving right past a doo wop dance and can stop in there so the porch light will be on.
Nancy, if you get there before I get home, don't start without me.
(Where is Ron with those batteries anyway?) | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/23/2009 4:17:51 PM |
When aren't you having a senior moment?????????
Laura - (TRYING TO MAKE UP for my Bob-Blunder) 
TO 'quote' Phisshy, "YOU were set up"!!!
It HAPPENS to the NICEST people!!!! | |
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