| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/24/2009 3:54:19 AM |
Ok, I just got home, searched all over and there is no Nancy to be found. I bet she got tired of waiting for me and went home to Tony
Bob............'SSHHH'...........don't give up on Nancy!! She ONLY 'thinks' I went out with BOB the other night! She's in for a RUDE awakening!
Nancy............I did it for your OWN good!!! You were getting 'spoiled' and in danger of being RUINED for a REAL fish!!!
It's almost 7 a.m. Sunday - and I noticed that the two of you are BOTH quiet................it must have worked!
My 'work' is done here!!!!
What are 'friends' for?????? | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/24/2009 12:44:03 PM | What??? Tony??? ....He's missing!!!!! Leslie, now you are just becoming the Huzzy here. First Bob, now Tony....Hmmmmm¿
Bob I waited as long as I could. Thought maybe Froggy was keeping you busy!!!
But I think I'm going to start calling you Thomas....since Leslie has a way of stealing Bob's and Tony's
Ron, Ron...The beauty of Bobs and Tony's...they can be packed away for very long periods of time, and they don't get jealous or care who we are with!!! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/28/2009 1:21:26 PM | I'm not sure it was dumb or not but there was this guy at a restaurant in a few booths from me. He wasn't all that but there was something about his eyes and he kept looking at me. Not staring or gawking but just looking and smiling and looking away as if he knew me.
My friend and I laughed about it and when he got up to leave he didn't say a word but left a napkin with a note on it and was out the door before I got over the shock enough to look at it. He wrote buy me a drink and the name of a pub near there.
yes I went | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/29/2009 6:17:29 PM |
Is this from the Life cereal commercial?
Or more from the TV correspondent: Ma'am could you speak into the...
Froggy, .......speaking into mike....no pun intended ...."He Requires Batteries " | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 5/31/2009 9:42:44 AM | LMAO at the pick up line above..."One way or another I’m going to make love to you tonight but I’d rather you be there." ...I would of fell off my seat with laughter!!
Recently My friend and I were approached while out singing karaoke by a rather comical drunk english guy...with a great accent! He strolled over and said to my friend in his accent , "My that's a great rack you got there." she laughed and turned red. But then asked her how tall she was? She is like 5' 8" or so I guess she was too tall so he then turned to me then and asked how tall I was ( as he was only 5'5") I told him and he said, "Your perfect...Do you have any children?" I said "Yes" He said, "Would you like to have mine as well?" My friend was still laughing. Luckily they called my name to sing and I excused myself and left my friend with him to deal with him.... | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/21/2009 4:17:23 PM | It wasn't really a pickup line, but more of a way to "hit"on me.....at work within boundaries, I suppose.
This guy said to me:
"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/25/2009 7:25:46 PM | | i walked into "new york new york" in clearwater and saw a few guys i knew. they told me that when in doubt, let it all hang out. i told them if i let it hang out, it would go all the way to tampa. this very nice lady started to laugh and said that i was funny. 2 1/2yrs later she was my wife!! we parted ways in 2004 as far as man and wife. but have remained the best of friends. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/27/2009 1:13:04 PM | | How in the world can you remain best of friends with an ex? I have heard several people say that, I just don't get it. I know, never say never, but for me, NEVER!!!!!! | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/27/2009 6:03:31 PM | | yo flbiker; i get alot of looks about that. we talked a few month later and we both know that there is no one to speak for us if we get hurt. we have no fam around here and what little fam we both have is not on all that great terms. so we help each other. we just keep our clothes on with each other. get naked with other people. we joke the we got rid of a spouse and gained a best friend. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/28/2009 2:02:43 AM | My best friend is a female and she is 6 feet tall (barefoot). She loves wearing the "high" heels. You can just about guarentee that someone, either male or female, will come up to her and comment about her height. She has heard them all and this night she was fired up and ready for it:
Short Guy to Tall Gal: "Hey, you are tall... do you play basket ball?"
Tall Gal to Short Guy: "As a matter of fact I do... you are short, do you play miniature golf?"
That guy must of shrunk a foot as he turned around and walked away without saying anything else. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/29/2009 10:28:22 AM | "Do you wanna suck my d!ck in the bathroom or outside in my car?"
Honestly.
I'm not kidding.
I think he was a tad intoxicated, but still.....LOL | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/30/2009 6:34:06 AM | | ^^^^^^ I knew a guy in Atlanta that would ask that question 20 times a night. Most women would just laugh, some would just walk away, one or two would slap him and then one would always give him what he wanted. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/31/2009 8:54:41 AM | O.k. do pick up lines on dating site e-mails count.
Received one recently. The subject line read. "I'm ready to cum" LOL, ah yeah like that would REALLY get me to want to open that e-mail.
Just shook my head and DELETED it. Just not sure WHAT people are thinking these days.
That was worse than the guy that wanted to lick my feet. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/31/2009 9:21:56 AM | | nancy that is not the first time i've heard of stuff like that. surprise to many is that ladys have sent crap like that to me at times. i hear from other ladys what is sent to them both as a message and in pic. i often wonder, how much of a lowlife do you have to be, to do something like that. | |
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| Dumbest Pick Up Lines & How Did You Respond
Posted: 10/31/2009 1:51:34 PM | Yes I think they forget that they are on a Dating site and not a sex site.
Now the Forums....that is a different story. In context among friends of course. LOL | |
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