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I think I'm going to put it in my profile. Oh wait, it's already there because forum post show.
Oh s**t. I need to go make 5 other forum post quick in order to push this thread off my profile.
*runs to ask-a-guy forum*
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edit to respond to the lady below.
Ok, 2 of those were gross and not silly at all. lol
You listed polyester/nylon socks among those. You must really hate poly/nylon socks.
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/26/2008 8:00:18 PM |
The question was ......do your chances of meeting a woman on POF go down if you make a post confession to wearing briefs and cotton socks to bed in the summer?
Haha! No, it isn't! The question is:
When you're about to have sex are there little silly turnoffs that keep you from sleeping with the person?
Hmmm, the only "silly little turnoffs" that would keep me from having sex with someone I'm about to have sex with might be:
1) multiple sets of genitalia (mutated or otherwise)
2) crusty nasty open running sores anywhere on the body (you asked!)
3) irrefutable evidence that the person hasn't washed for more than three days (two if it's summer)
4) polyester/nylon socks.
So hey, you're good to go! No worries. | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/26/2008 8:03:52 PM | Umm...a woman with head full of curlers doesn't really do too much for me...On the other hand, I can't say that I've tried that one...yet!...So I might be game! | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/26/2008 8:08:29 PM |
I've heard a few women say they would not sleep with a guy if they saw he was wearing briefs as he undressed. Something about not wanting to sleep with a guy who looks like a overgrown little boy.
When you're about to have sex are there little silly turnoffs that keep you from sleeping with the person? We are not talking serious issues here but just silly little things that shouldn't matter but they do.
As for me. I'm turned off if I see a girl in a nightgown. Nightgowns remind me of my mother because that's what I saw her in every morning and night. I love my mother but I don't want her on my mind while I'm having sex.
OP -- so after reading this post and some replies, it looks like most are going off the rails with it. You're asking what turns us off, is that it?
I don't think any of my sexual turn-offs are "silly" though, but I'll share them with the class anyways.
- excessive tattoos (see: more than one very small one)
- excessive piercings (see: more than ears/belly)
- granny panties
- shaved p*ssy
- hairy legs/pits
- no kissing 'cause she "just brushed"
- vile body odor (natural odor is acceptable, smelling like dried donkey ass not so much)
- sex always has to be with lights off (major turn off there)
If she wants to fart in bed or wherever, that's cool. I'll probably just join her in a fit of giggles that'll last for 15 minutes. Sorry, but like a previous poster, the novelty hasn't worn off for me either.
Oh, and for the record, I do wear boxers all year regardless of weather, AND I will wear socks to bed just for the reaction it usually gets lol.
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Posted: 12/26/2008 8:11:15 PM | While I haven't encountered it yet in a partner, if while undressing each other in the heat of passion, I know I'd burst out giggling if he was wearing a thong/speedo. Likely not the kind of reaction a man would appreciate, I'm sure.
I'm not a fan of black socks, or any socks for that matter while under the sheets either.
On a serious note...if I'm at the point that I'm being intimate with a man, something that really is silly, like underwear choice won't turn me off. I may giggle, but it certainly wouldn't be a deal breaker. However, if there was a personal hygiene issue, that's another thing, and not a silly thing imo. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 8:16:30 PM | ^^two up
Going off the rails with it, as you say, is ok with me. It's a goofy thread on a slow day in the forums. People are just having fun.
I would say your granny panties turn off fits into the silly category (in my opinion only). I consider any sexual turn off having to do with clothing to be silly because .....because it's my OP and I say so. 
buckeyegal1963:
I'm not a fan of black socks, or any socks for that matter while under the sheets either.
On a serious note...if I'm at the point that I'm being intimate with a man, something that really is silly, like underwear choice won't turn me off. I may giggle, but it certainly wouldn't be a deal breaker.
All right All right, you ladies win. I'm talking the daamn socks off already.
Your giggling at a man's underwear, while he is at his most vulnerable, might be his sexual turn off though.
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<<<<<<See my picture? I took the socks off already.
(and you picture police chill out. I know the pic doesn't show my face. I'll remove it shortly. Have a sense of humor already.)
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Posted: 12/26/2008 8:46:49 PM | Awww c'mon now, a man prancing around in a thong and black socks is giggle inducing you know!
Gtg, did you hang those socks up over your bed?  | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 8:50:10 PM | | Boxers, dude. Boxers. If you must, get boxer briefs or even wear the boxers OVER the briefs in bed. But her laughing at 8 horizontal hours in exposed tighty-whities is totally justified. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 8:58:13 PM | ^one up
You're a guy. Please don't offer opinions about what underwear I, another guy, should wear. It's just creepy.
^^Two up (Buckeyegal1963) What? I take the socks off and you ladies are still laughing at me. What do you want from me already.
( I don't wear thongs....thongs on men...ewww)
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dammn, the picture police took down my socks even before my edit time ran out. Some people have no sense of humor. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 9:02:41 PM | | Since when are briefs a problem? I never heard a complaint! They provide support! In basic training, in the Army, "supply" issued us boxers; but our drill sergeants advised us to wear briefs instead, for the support they provided during strenuous exercise! | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 9:14:56 PM | | Personally, I'm a boxer brief on a guy fan, but underwear unless it's dirty and gross doesn't gather my attention or turn me off. My silly turn off is when they are adults and have posters hanging on their bedroom walls, just makes me wonder if they ever really moved out of their parents house. Posters of hot women in the garage or "man room" is one thing, but in the bedroom... ..... | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 9:17:30 PM |
Since when are briefs a problem?
Not a problem providing they come off prior to, well, you know.... after that, it becomes a method of birth control - specifically - you ain't getting any if you leave them on... best damn method of b/c ever. I remember a guy who used to always leave his T-shirt on during.... really weird - 'til I figured out he was shy.... moobs.
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Posted: 12/26/2008 11:03:06 PM | Well I'd be turned off if I saw a guy wearing a nightgown.... You wear black socks to bed? *cough* reminder of Florida retirement community, live a little and whip off the socks... toss an extra blanket on or get a warming blanket...
Briefs? Checking out the package, even better if covered in Dr Suess, Taz, Spidey underoos, sooooooo hot! Makes for some giggle time!
but a bed with out sheets is a total turn off for me..
OMG people do this?? think i just tasted vomit.... lol.... nope sorry just after effect of a certain gag reflex troll post lmao
It is a big turn off for me if a man farts in bed...............I mean sick. I realize farting is a natural thing and everyone does it.........but damn. Do ya need to do it in the bed?
Sorry Kirota, but playing "covered wagon" with stagnant gases CAN be a turn on for some *cough* & blushes.... now pass the nachos over here woman!! Need ammunition
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Posted: 12/26/2008 11:03:17 PM | verygreeneyez:
HUH? Why on earth is it OK for a woman to complain about your underwear, but you find it "creepy" when a fellow forum poster of the same gender offers the very same advice?
Men don't:
-Go to the restroom together
-Pat other men on the rear (except in football)
-Buy other men pants as gifts
-Tell other men they smell good
- Comment on another man's underwear .
You have much to learn about men so don't go trying to give me lessons.
I've been a man longer than you have, trust me on this.
Brainnazg2: You wear black socks to bed? *cough* reminder of Florida retirement community, live a little and whip off the socks... toss an extra blanket on or get a warming blanket...
1- I live alone so there is no one to be turned off by my socks in bed. When I sleep over than I remove them.--- Condoms on Socks off
2- I did take them off moments ago and then hung them on the wall as you can read about a few post up. I even posted a picture of them hanging on the wall but the picture police reported me and the pic was removed.
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Posted: 12/26/2008 11:32:23 PM | NO NO NO NO NO NO,sorry but briefs are just not nice,in any way,also,they stop circulation,and cause sweating,which in turn causes bad oudors,sorry but thank god for the boxer short!
myself,i sleep commando,whether im with a woman or not,but if i had to choose,boxers would win out every damn time
its definately the funny season,when threads like this turn up!!  | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 11:37:04 PM | | OK, here's an un-sexy image for you. My guy still does a lot of athletics and is fairly fit. BUT... when doing track stuff, he wears those 'skins' shorts (they leave NOTHING to the imagination!) and a form fitting singlet... WHICH HE TUCKS INTO THE SKINS!!!!! Major, major ick factor!!! He's damn lucky he looks good nakie!! | |
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Posted: 12/26/2008 11:46:28 PM | | Gack to naked with socks (definitely a turn off for me)....and the lights off! (If I worried about having a hot bod, I'd be living in the dark). Once the sex is over and you begin to realize you have feet again, then slip the socks back on if your tootsies are cold and shut the lights off so you can sleep. | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 3:26:37 AM | One woman-whom was a girlfriend said to me as we were getting hot and heavy: "It's good that you remember to wear a condom-I haven't always been very safe."
...Serious turnoff for me there.
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Posted: 12/27/2008 5:17:23 AM | Turnoff? Those damned metal chastity belts. (think Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights)
Calling the locksmith is such a turnoff. And breaking out the oxy-acetylene cutting torch tends to freak the ladies out.
In all seriousness, the biggest one for me was when she took off her WIG!
Not bald, not balding or thin haired. Just she had really short hair, almost like a buzz cut and was wearing a really good wig. Still to this day, I don't know why she had a wig with short hair, as you always saw her with what I then knew to be a wig in public. It wasn't just a cover up for "hair cut/color gone WAY wrong".. | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 7:13:19 AM | Briefs and black socks - eeewww!! Sorry that reminds me of my father - just gross!! I like commando or those jersey boxers in black - hhhmm hot! I really do love naked men - my ultimate fav!!! Oh and never never wear socks to bed - turn off!!! | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 7:54:13 AM | oh this is so timely....
I'd say socks in bed is a turn off... BUT
Last night my younger guy friend came over... dam* is he hot... We were both super horny and hot for each other...
Stripped, got to it... Came up for air a few hours later.
Guess what he still had on?
His little white SOCKS!!!!!! Bahahahahahahaaaaa
I just started cracking up. "You left your socks on????"
Apparently, he, um, was in such a hurry he didn't get them off in time before he attacked me.
So...guess I have to revise my opinion. Socks left on b/c my guy is too horny to take the time to kick 'em off? Yeah, that works for me fine. And...fwiw...I never once looked down at his feet and saw them on. I was a bit, um, too well occupied!!!!
On boxers/briefs... I love a guy that goes commando...nothing like grabbing his a*s and knowing it's bare under his shorts or jeans. YUM. Otherwise, boxers are sexier...
If you are a brief wearer, do all us chickies a favor, slip them off w/your jeans and don't parade around the room in just briefs. We get that you have a need to wear them. But they are still damn ugly and we don't want to look at 'em! Major turn off to look at 'em!
And if I'm seeing a guy with a cute as*? Yes, I grab it as often as humanly possible!!!
Kaylie...feelin' relaxed but a little sore...dang those under 30 yr olds are enthusiastic!!!! hee hee (and NO I am not meeting to meet any more) | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 8:34:21 AM | It's not so much of an underwear turn off but a bed with out sheets is a total turn off for me.. weird right?
Not weird at all! I am with ya on that one! If a guy had no sheets on his mattress, I would not be sleeping over. You can't really wash a mattress, so imagine all the old dead skin cells on that puppy!
Another turnoff for me would be men who shave everything down below. I don't mean trimming, thats fine, I mean shaved smooth down to the skin. It just seems so feminine.
Nipple piercings = hot
Tightie whities = can be hot on the right guy
Genital piercing = not so much :(
OH YEAH --- huuuuge turn off, worse than black socks are those little white ankle socks men wear on their skinny little ankles. I hate that!
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