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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 10:30:07 AM | Another turn off for me are man slippers, I don't know why but they just turn me off.
Or when they answer their phone in the middle of a movie date | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 10:48:10 AM | I dont understand why you would go for a movie on a date,it defeats the object of going out together,which is to talk and get to know each other,mind you i suppose if you just want to snog 'em sensless,it would be ideal!! | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 10:52:28 AM | Ummm, thought of another one... I remember one guy - big honking booger. NO - not him, but literally a big booger of snot.... yuck. We'd been going at it and guess he was breathing hard. Everytime he'd breathe in through his nose, it disappeared. Exhale - back again... got to be like watching a Whack A Mole game, wondering when and where it'd pop up.... Think it was the only time I faked it just to get the kleenex....
Giant pendulums of snot are not sexy.
Edit: vvvvvvvvvvv below - tell me about it.... falls into the category of "just trust me on this one". | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 10:56:18 AM | 1 up^ ewwww. That was not a nice visual candid_1. Gross. 
2 up^^Shaneyp. I agree, movies don't sound like good first dates unless you're a teenager planing on making out in the dark corner during the movie. | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 11:20:07 AM | i have to say candid 1,that does sound really gross,why did'nt you just say something??
right now i cant think of anything,because its been such a long feckin time since i went on a date,memory is starting too fade, ,still,roll on '09,who know's what the gods will offer up pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!  | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 11:47:33 AM | I think that bikini briefs on the right man are drop dead sexy! I also like the boxer briefs but not the longer version.
For those of you who claimed to find humor in a fart.... man are you guys gonna love being married! You will be laughing your ass off every day!
For me the biggest turn off would be a man who belches... just cannot take the grossness of it. | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 12:00:36 PM | Au naturale bush is definitely a "whoa, yikes, really?!?" sort of thing.
For the girls and the underwear talk? I didn't realize this was such a hot topic.
Unless I'm doing sports or working, it's commando. | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 12:07:04 PM | ok the titey whiteys/ black ankle socks harkens back to visions of old man drooley sitting around his house scratching his yamsack and soakin his dentures in a jar... ugh
Its just not appealing on any level and no excuse for that unless you're in fact ole man drooley...
Even on the sexiest guy just a no no.
Boxer briefs hands down, ( pun intended) are the hawtest thing going. 
re: commando thing; gross turnoff, ( unless you are washing your jeans/pants every day) , when you think about how unsanitary it is..
There is a reason why you don't wear the same drawers two days in a row so in effect when you are not wearing underware, the jeans are actually functioning in the same capacity as underware..
In the course of a day any bacteria, sweat, odor , piss stain, and yeah any errant bacon strip remnants collect in your jeans same as they would in your undies.. Same goes for women wearing the same jeans day after day going commando is pretty nasty..
Really doesnt matter if you shower daily, people that shower daily need to change their drawers too after a day and would not think of slippin on the same unwashed drawers the next day.. ugh | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 12:23:29 PM | | I guess I'm not too sure how many days you wear your clothing before tossing it in the hamper. I was under the impression that it's a daily thing. Most of us have more than on set of jeans, you know. | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 12:33:27 PM | packaging is nice but the contents are what counts! 
it is only viewed for "brief" time not even noticed if your bifocals
fog up with the anticipation | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 12:37:31 PM |
sepia777: ok the titey whiteys/ black ankle socks harkens back to visions of old man drooley sitting around his house scratching his yamsack and soakin his dentures in a jar... ugh Don't hold back sepia, say what you really mean.
I guess I should have left that line out my OP. I did mention that I only wear that stuff when I am alone. When I am with a women I wear whatever she is wearing.
*waits for it* | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 12:54:31 PM |
guess I'm not too sure how many days you wear your clothing before tossing it in the hamper. I was under the impression that it's a daily thing. Most of us have more than on set of jeans, you know.
simply put: clothing ( undies) need to be changed daily so if you are going commando in effect your jeans become your undies.... if you have 7 pair of jeans for every day that's all good..But many people only have a few pair 2-3 and will wear the same jeans two three days in a row which is all good when they are wearing undies BUT
if your freeballin then not so hygienic...
Don't hold back sepia, say what you really mean.
I guess I should have left that line out my OP. I did mention that I only wear that stuff when I am alone. When I am with a women I wear whatever she is wearing.
*waits for it*
*strolls up to Green tea guy and presents him with a gift box of a years supply of fresh black ankle socks and carter briefs*   Merry Xmas, Mr Drooley!!! LOL
seriously... I agree with you hun that what you wear to bed in the privacy of your home is nobody's bizz - just sayin that you may not want to mention that visual to an intended paramour...lol
and kudos not wearin the black socks to bed when you have err um "company"...;) | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 1:04:24 PM |
sepia777:
*strolls up to Green tea guy and presents him with a gift box of a years supply of fresh black ankle socks and carter briefs* Merry Xmas, Mr Drooley!!! LOL
Aww geee Thanks. (carter briefs?) As I said before, I only wear cotton tube socks. NO ankle socks. I play poker for a living, poker rooms have cold floors, so I need warm comfortable socks to go with my black RockPort sneakers and blue jeans.
sepia777: seriously... I agree with you hun that what you wear to bed in the privacy of your home is nobody's bizz - just sayin that you may not want to mention that visual to an intended paramour...lol
and kudos not wearin the black socks to bed when you have err um "company"...;)
And as I said before in this thread. Condoms on, Socks off.  | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 1:06:18 PM | Sepia777 always has a way of stunning the growth...from bacon streaks to old man drooley.
Baby, you know I'm teasing.
Muah--
Danz | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 1:08:52 PM |
simply put: clothing ( undies) need to be changed daily so if you are going commando in effect your jeans become your undies.... if you have 7 pair of jeans for every day that's all good..But many people only have a few pair 2-3 and will wear the same jeans two three days in a row which is all good when they are wearing undies BUT
if your freeballin then not so hygienic...
Sepia, I was alluding to the fact that most people *obviously* change clothes daily and generally wash them after they've been worn. | |
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Posted: 12/27/2008 1:34:19 PM | To pardon me miss: hey dont deflect... dont allude - you KNOW you dont change your jeans every day when you're freeballin.. stop frontin..LOL
To Danz: thanks I think hahaa bacon streaks!! ? wtf!! haaaaaaaaaa
I need a T shirt that says BSG ( bacon strip girl} on it.. LOL
To green tea dude: tube socks!!?? omg even worse! but you wear em to bed! are you on a 70's porno set?
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lmfao@you women are mean
what can I say green tea hun- we are natural Sadists
wtf u listening to me you ***? lol ..uncover those ears before I pull em off ya
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Posted: 12/27/2008 1:51:24 PM | ^ one up
*covers ears* I can't hear you. la la la la la la la la la la la la la
You women are mean
I've also heard women dont like it when a man accidentally touches the women in bed with his cold feet. I just cant win. | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 2:33:58 PM | | If you have a preference as to underwear or anything it should be stated before the moment. I wear all kinds of underwear from boxers to bikinis and would be more than happy to wear what she prefered when out with her. If you dont open you mouth your not going to get what you want! | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 2:50:56 PM | | If she is wearing a goat in bed, that turns me off, what if that thing starts eating my sheets, what if I suddenly find myself turned on by the goat and not her. The horror, the horror. | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 3:05:09 PM | Whitey tighties..mmmmmMMmmm. As long as they are bright white and not yellowed and raggedy. Old underwear=skeevy skivies.
I agree with the poster who said no sheets on the bed. ew. Nothing like nice, fresh, crisp linen to roll around on & mess up!!
I'd have to say what popped into my mind right off the bat was stuffed animals on his bed, or if he shaves his body.
You know what I miss? Men wearing pajamas. I'm talking about the 2 piece jobs like in the show MadMen. Altho, it is pretty sexy if he just walks around in pajama bottoms. | |
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 3:06:37 PM | Huh? What is it with US women and their aversion to briefs? I was born and raised in Germany, and as far as I know only old men wore 'boxers'. I prefer briefs but wouldn't turn down an otherwise great guy because he preferred boxers. It's one of those negotiable things for me.
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| Briefs and other silly sexual turn offs
Posted: 12/27/2008 3:43:25 PM | Pets,
NO pets in the bedroom.
I'm still a little traumatized for when I was 18 or 19..
Over my g/f's apartment she shared with 2 other girls we are at it pretty good middle of the afternoon, her roomies gone.. At this point she pushes me up spins on knees and hands and request doggie style..
This was my first time at that, and no sooner I was in full rhythm she ask my to smack her azz.
I'm thinking in my head WTF. So a couple slaps, and |GOOFY-AZZ me barks like a dog a few times.
That was just enough for Rambo (3 yr old choc. lab ) to push throw the door and come in sit and look up
I guess she picked up right away I was nervous.. (PHAWK, I was a bit worried to say the least. I had played Frisbee, and yanking a robe toy with this dog, He'd rip me apart if he thought I was hurting nancy) ... WTF was he thinking, I WAS THINKING... Lucky for my g/f I was scared stiff(no pun)
She said not to worry, Trust me I slowly built up confidence to be back at the job in task, keeping both eyes on Rambo with his head tilted and back and forth in an odd tennis match watching motion.
At this point in life the fricken dog had me so scared that this was the longest I had ever went, only causing here to be more vocal, which in turn got the dog more antsy, to the point he was no longer sitting but that a little up and down movement of the hid legs...
He didn't have a threat look and I don't know if I lost hard-on/.came/pulled out/or what.
But for the slightest fraction of a SECOND, as I take my eyes off Rambo as to lean forward on her, the fuggin dog had jumped up and sank his claws into my rib-cage as to be 3rd man PILE-ON like some kind of downed football play.
To this day if a dog is in the house the door has to be LOCKED!..PERIOD | |
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