| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 11:57:02 AM | For years now I have had the hots for Eddie Gordo. I know he's short on dimension, and I know he never speaks, but I would shag him till he was a dried up husk.........
Oh - I should maybe explain...... he's a character in the Tekken playstation fighting game things. | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 11:58:22 AM | I have some more crushes....
Bryan Adams....Have been a fan of his for years and wanted him to be my husband. John Barrowman....He reminds me of my old music teacher who was also Canadian and could have been separated at birth. Jack Black....Sooooo funny! Kevin James.....He was in "Hitch" and in "King Of Queens" I now find that Cedric Diggory/Twilight actor quite dishy! Bruno Tonioli.....I find his passionate way of speaking quite alluring. Shane Richie.....Need I say more?
If I had to choose a woman...I'd say....Liv Tyler!!! I think she's stunning! | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:02:35 PM | Nick Cave, he is neither good looking or gay, and I am neither good looking nor gay. But I have had a crush on him since I first saw him in 1980 with The Birthday Party. Now that is just weird, well maybe just a tad odd! | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:06:39 PM | kim wilde!,even though she's gone all green,and fern ryvita woman,sorry,forgot her surname,but just love those cuddly curves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:08:46 PM | Mr Depp in all his guises, from the scruffy dressing gown clad scruff in secret window, to Pirates of the Caribbean. the headscarf
Omar Sharif those eyes................. And Robin Williams, because he is funny, (except in Mrs Doubtfire, well he’s still funny in the, but not crush material) Oh, and Will Smith. I could go on, but I think I will have to have a cold shower first | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:19:41 PM |
kim wilde!,even though she's gone all green,and fern ryvita woman,sorry,forgot her surname,but just love those cuddly curves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blimey Shaneyp! You'll have loaddddddddsa messages from the curvylicious now....
I also think Jonny 'sex on legs' Depp is buff but only in costume......
Ian Wright too for an older guy......yum!!!! | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:27:21 PM | Hmmm... these just seem to be regular celebrity crushes, nowt weird there.
I find myself strangely drawn to men dressed as women and no, I've no inclination to get on the other bus so to speak. Nor am I attracted to screaming drag queens.
Mr Depp - but dressed in his pink fluffy jumper and tight skirt in Ed Wood. Steve Coogan as Pauline Calf. Tim Curry from Rocky Horror.
On a more heterosexual note, as a kid I wanted to marry Capt Kirk from Star Trek. But apparently he wore a corset (can you see a theme developing here?)
My best mate had a crush on Marine Boy. At least my objects of desire were 3 dimensional! Whoops! I lie - I always had a soft spot for Scott Tracy from Thunderbirds. It was those manly eyebrows. Now if he had only borrowed some of Lady Penelope's stunning outfits...
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:33:41 PM | Ok anyone who knows me knows it has to be Martin Shaw....Judge John Deed OMG Even with a beard in Apparitions yummy or what........ ermmmmmmmm Jamie Redknapp......it's his eye's, Oh and Sebastien from Il Divo  | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:50:43 PM | Oh dear. I've just thought of another ...... Chewbacca. I bet he's an absolute animal in bed. All that hair, and grunting, and stuff.
He's 7ft 4ins tall you know. And has HUGE feet. *waggles eyebrows* | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:52:41 PM | Princess,all i can say,is bring 'em on! i am a lover of the fuller figured woman!! i love em!!!!!!!!!,stick thin size zero's dont do it for me,sorry!
I need a woman of substance,lol,not someone i might hang my shirt on!!
was gonna say bella emberg,but that's going a bit toooooooo far,lol | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:55:22 PM | I did try Shane to no avail...soz chuck...you don't like email/text and my carrier pigeon was having a week off so couldnt let you know  | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:55:28 PM | | I saw an American talk show many years ago where they where people were coming on and discussing insane crushes they had on celebrities and how it was taking over their lives. There was a guy on there who had a terrible crush on Pocohontas - the disney character. It was crazy, but the poor bloke was seriously infatuated with her! | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 12:57:57 PM |
kim wilde!,even though she's gone all green,and fern ryvita woman,sorry,forgot her surname,but just love those cuddly curves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Shane. If I paint myself green and eat lots of Ryvita, I can have a date? Am quite excited at the thought!
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 1:01:42 PM | If we're talking about Cartoon charactors, I've often wondered what Gaston from Beauty And The Beast would be like if he wasn't such a self centred A-Hole!! I bet he'd be well worth bonking Reminds me of a chippendale lol! | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/28/2008 1:01:44 PM | I think Shaney darling lovely eyes means Fern Britton.......I'm told I look a bit like her (probably pre gastric band though)  | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 1:09:19 AM | aah bless ya angeldelight you sound lovely,yeah im afraid i do love the ladies to have an hour glass look,lol cant be doing with skinny women,theres nothing to grab hold of!!!!!
give me a curvy woman any day,plenty of blokes want the skinny ones,me im more choosy,im looking for someone who has a personality,not just about their looks,is it?although it helps if they are a stunner too!!! which i have to say,a lot on here are,perhaps thats why i aint getting much luck,they have all been snatched from under my nose!! | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 1:15:45 AM |
kim wilde!,even though she's gone all green
Hmm...I'm not into necrophilia, and I didn't realise she had died.
She looked quite tasty when I last saw her - isn't she too beautiful to be classed as a 'weird' choice?
As for Fern, she was sexy 20 years and 20 stones ago, but she still holds my attention. | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 2:26:22 AM | Toyah Wilcox .... fancied the pants off her for about twenty years and still do
Joanna Lumley ... a voice as rich and soft as velvet , and those eyes ........
Whoopi Goldberg .. funny , gorgeous, full of personality, intelligent, has principles 
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 5:03:11 AM |
give me a curvy woman any day,plenty of blokes want the skinny ones,me im more choosy,im looking for someone who has a personality,not just about their looks,is it?although it helps if they are a stunner too!!! which i have to say,a lot on here are,perhaps thats why i aint getting much luck,they have all been snatched from under my nose!!
nope,not all but maybe the London women curves are not licious enough.....scope dearest,scope
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Rhys Ifans...the geeky g!t in Notting Hill......i think its the humour that 'does it' for me
Chris-Hollyoaks.....the accent for a start and i like a guy in touch with his feminine side  | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 5:15:51 AM | Wolverine aka Hugh Jackman, not the cartoon version
Not sure what it is about Wolverine, perhaps its his animal side grrrrrrr  | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 5:52:15 AM | NOT my crush I hasten to add. But i was watching the big fat quiz last night, and davina macall & claudia winkleman, both said they had a crush on John Snow the newsreader.
But must say claudia and davina a both very nice | |
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| Weird Celebrity Crushes Posted: 12/29/2008 6:02:35 AM | I have a crush on the geeky guy from the BT adverts...
I was quietly pleased when he broke up with Jane but gutted that he moved all the way to Cornwall...... and then I realised it's not real, just a commercial.
I need therapy I do | |
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