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| Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/12/2009 3:40:24 AM | I woke up stinking of wine and sacremental wafers
I went in to clean up and the toilet water spun down backwards
I'm pretty sure that I didn't cross the equator
Y'all reckon that it's the work of the devil? | |
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| Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/12/2009 8:08:10 AM | Mysterious ways
Off course darling
Entering the Bermuda
Amazons smile
For that boy child
KNOWS how to
Kiss lips
Do I have to reveal secrets?
Am glad he’s being punished
For knowing
No one listens to a lunatic
Nor understands
Oh where the f***
Did that arrow come from?
Someone roams around aimlessly
Time we put up a target to appear civilized?
title gave me freedom for cursory bursts were only won with breast | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 6:47:33 AM | hmm...
is it possible to whistle in space
or bite you lip as you about face
do you think while you are there
you air a thought in vacuum bare
and is it just vain of me
to cry a tear in buoyant sea
what if you heard a plastic pipe
babble in the dead of night
and would panic spread the land
at the sight of a hat stand
does it rain on weathered glass
are things withheld from a new bypass
or are these words just merely crass
as I lay upon my palliasse | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 7:26:25 AM | allow me the arrogance to interlude with a brief editorial:
"Terse Verse" was originally started by Rory about four years ago.
It's a thread for four line verse. No particular pattern.
State your mind in four lines and hit "post".
His original thread accidently got deleted.. ahem..
I had my "unleashed" thread that I rambled in back then.
And I started a new terse verse thread.
well, my unleashed thread also got accidently deleted.. ahem ahem
so, I started stuffing my rambles into my terse thread..
My terse thread has absolutely nothing to do with terse now except for the
memory. This thread is four lines, state your mind and get out.
 this has been another public service announcement..
just do your four lines and get out
now, back to your regular programming
of mental masturbating | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 10:00:34 AM | Here in Canada we are finally feeling the effects of the jet stream and Arctic pipeline
Cold frigid temperatures, so cold even the dogs don’t want to go outside to take a pee
Standing in the snow with one leg lifted they could freeze in seconds
Man's best friend now ice sculptures with banana popsicles hanging off their butts. | |
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| Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/14/2009 10:19:30 AM | I wonder what kind of soup that is on the keys: Ctrl, S, D, and R...
It'd be nice to see the look on the new neighbors face if i busted the windows out of her car...
You reckon' the word pootang was invented by wu-tang? ('cause i'm sure they got plenty of it)
I'd like to deliver a canadian butt popsicle to my boss's wife....and tell her where to shove it... | |
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| Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/14/2009 10:31:03 AM | I thoroughly enjoyed those last two AF and Ash!
I separate the laundry darks from the whites
Every time I close the door there seems to be more laundry left behind!
I tried the terse verse a few times, but apparently sweetly asking works better for me
Thank you Baby for cleaning that porcelain seat, just because I asked | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 12:41:11 PM | I can really just ramble and it doesn't have to rhyme.
Wow! I might be here all the time.
I enjoy peotry but I can't write
I like to use quotes because they say what I think, but they express it better.
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself
back. ~Mick Jagger
There's one sad truth in life I've found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 12:48:39 PM | Welcome to the new folks, and thanks for your words,
Though I'd refer you to the only stipulation:
Say anything, say what's not been said before -- or heard,
But keep it to four rows, please, of lettered manipulation.
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Posted: 1/14/2009 12:57:53 PM | Once upon a time in a hovel by the windy bay lived a garrulous gnome
Who sucked wasabi and set his speed-dial on twenty-three in that home.
He'd walk out to the welcome mat and press his lapels to the ferment
Of birdsong, then argue with the winding leaves on where his germ went. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 1:00:54 PM | I will never again fornicate with a woman from boston
well, maybe if firestone starts making condoms
steal belted winter tread with a lifetime replacement warranty
Y'all can **** yourselves up in the northeast
:glow:
edit: nevernmind | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 1:26:27 PM | The only culture I received was from the Good Housekeeping Society.
They showed me how to hold a fork and fold a napkin.
I took a pic of myself with a sprig of sassafras in my bandana, a piety
Of sorts, I suppose, until I gained a thought. It went into the trashbin. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 2:06:47 PM | Quite frankly I would like to send my old boss a yellow popsicle
Laced with the milk of human kindness
Being a man of the cloth he might not know what to do with it
But the ice clad litany will be pointed in the right direction. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2009 3:50:32 PM | ^^^ A popsicle up the pope's bum? How come my work isn't quite like that? 
It takes me a while lately to unwind after work
And leave behind all matters pressing against me;
But I suppose it's a good thing I really love my job,
And would probably be pyssed if I got off scott-free.
Some of us are true angels at work, yanno *blink* | |
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| Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/15/2009 9:26:33 AM | the power of knowing isnt easy to spot, it flavors all thats real
the act of sowing (pleasant or not), closes not opens the deal
from ignorant happiness the glow disappears, as years tear open the sight
of aging illusions and sagging rears, before laughing away the night | |
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