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| Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/16/2009 5:30:52 PM | Haha! 
What, you boys skeered of overhearing
About doilies and banana bread recipe talk?
No worries, mate, us gals are even worse,
How do you know we ain't talking about coc....
Err...rainbows and unicorns and pretty bows in our hair.  | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 7:26:24 PM | I don't think Millers has anything to do with it;
If cockleshells are now burning a path;
I'll admit, I think that it IS shyte beer but...
I doubt it really has much to do, with causing the grapes of wrath? 
Did you and I just write a hemmorhoid commercial here?! | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 7:39:23 PM | Then you need to let your lady-love
Volunteer to rub in the liniment!
Never mind that it's still now in your innards....
Soon enough, the residual effects will be imminent.
Wow...been a long time since I've tasted BC beer...whatchu drinkin there anyway, Bri? | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 7:44:34 PM | Hey, goaty one, it's been too long. Welcome to "part Two".
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Beer is god's gift
To the discerning, chosen ones
Who need no false lift
From pulpitty nuns. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 7:55:41 PM | lacking my muse, i've been poetically remiss
so, i am happy to have found this
perhaps it will get the poetic juices flowing
will have to see...there's no way of knowing
 to you and v, b. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 7:58:59 PM | Hi Goatsmell, I think we were both posting at the same time. 
Ha! I'm not discerning,
But I do likes me whisky;
So if I don't drink the chosen beer fruit,
Does that damn me to hell, for eternity?
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Posted: 1/16/2009 8:01:23 PM | Yee-haw, it's humor, too, well, what a great party
With the best guests in digital space.
The coolest things is that even though we're all here, I can be farty
And no one'd know, or be in my face.
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Posted: 1/16/2009 8:18:10 PM | Howdy Sweetness! I reckon we both were posting at the same time. Sorry to horn in like that...you know how goats are...
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Did someone say party, like one in a hall?
With chips and dips, chains and whips
The most memorable fun of all
Ah, no...this is better -- with poetic quips
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Yeah, it's been a wee while, Rory. It's awful good to read you again. Makes me long for the days of a certain thread spawned by the wanks of a certain poet. Good times.
Okay...Breathing and I needs to sleep. Later, eh? | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 8:19:18 PM | Hi, pickly one! Let me check ....... to the right, for a change.
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Beans were last week, but the residue would scorch the walls off a rickety barn.
(Wait a sec, I'm stealing the lines from our four-hoofed friend.)
That's all right, I'm sequestered in a bulletproof bubble, so no harm
From trumpetting A flats. They're all messages I'm fond to send. | |
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Posted: 1/16/2009 8:35:33 PM | Oh great, so now you're a "Bubble Boy",
Like they did on Seinfeld past?
It's Moors, not Moops, you realize, you know,
Not beans and tacos passed!
Edit: Ha! the humourmonger beat me to the punch, lol! | |
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Posted: 1/18/2009 3:30:09 AM |
I thought that it was monday, until they changed the radio to talk show
that told me it was sunday, the weekly infomercial
now I've got the country on, Pickels
jump on, just blaim the flatulance on the horse | |
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Posted: 1/18/2009 8:58:32 AM | my ex had a brush fire
while lighting his farts
flame caught his fuzz
and singed his parts
he asked me to blow
I was laughing too hard
let it leave your as*s first
before lighting, you tard... | |
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Posted: 1/20/2009 11:46:31 PM | Was in the big smoke today .... and it was.
Foggy as the Marlboro Lady in a sauna;
Streets dug up, more apartment blocks, rampant fuzz.
Back in the boonies by night with flora and fauna. | |
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