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 pickles51

Joined: 9/22/2008
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/21/2009 7:12:04 PM
Concrete flower gardens from..
Jungles matured and grown to sophistication
harvested anger cut with knives and guns
chlorophyll present in sticks of gum
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/21/2009 7:49:03 PM
Isn't there TNT in a cig stick?
I know there's cocaine in Coke.
I once had a rice cake that made me sick.
Nothing's safe, so where's florida_brunette with the smokes?
 Brizo

Joined: 2/19/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/21/2009 9:43:55 PM
just don't eat any peanut butter
or you'll get an ache in your gut
that'll make you howl and mutter
and rude noises out your butt
 Alyosha

Joined: 10/29/2007
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/22/2009 6:10:45 AM
I find myself confined to just four lines
but I think it must be a myth
that truth can be so curtailed.
Surely it lies in the fifth?
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/22/2009 10:07:19 AM
half of these folks don't know what a fifth is
they go by the liter when they buy their gin
it's pretty much tomato tomotto when tersin'
and if you ain't got nothin' you just make up a word
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 81
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/22/2009 10:48:14 AM
I'll take the fifth on the gin
and a sixth of tequila will do...
seven red tomato's
and a litre of green ones too...
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/22/2009 12:09:19 PM
liter or litre?
see? more confusion
dam.n canadians
go ahead and terse some gulf of mexican
 likes_a_laugh

Joined: 3/17/2007
Msg: 83
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/23/2009 5:12:00 AM
I woke up and had a scratch
I had breakfast and a scratch
I went back to bed there and then
so I could start over again
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/23/2009 2:12:27 PM
I was ponderin on changing my tag-line to "honest guy"
seems like 1/2 the women's say "looking for an honest guy"
then I decided that "I eat cats for fun" was honest enough
I don't have to add to the first date section "just bring your muff"

edit: lol too funny not to share.. I just tersed that and went to mail..
clicked on a new pair of knockers above my mail and her tag line read:
"Are there any honest guys left ? " Friends.. I kid you not. lol
 sweetness-one

Joined: 10/17/2005
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Posted: 1/23/2009 2:58:20 PM
Haha^^^

The forums say the ones seeking honest guys
Also all claim they're 'down to earth';
Probably wisest, Bob my friend,
To just give them a wide berth.
 technomanster

Joined: 7/5/2007
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/23/2009 3:29:56 PM
Sing a song for me, when I'm dead.
Let it not be long, nor often read,
As all I've done and all I've said
gives way.
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/23/2009 5:04:04 PM
longevity doesn't mean much to the dead
can't you also hear them?
maybe it's just me and drea
and bugg when she's drinkin' tequila
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/24/2009 10:39:36 AM
man, I'm gonna have to sober up
and get a hair cut
if I don't soon get somethin' published
and yet I spend all my time tersin'
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 89
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/24/2009 6:57:58 PM
I like longevity in batteries
and people too...
but only when I' m drinking tequila
with spiritual souls that say moo...
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 90
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/24/2009 7:07:54 PM
Rod Stewart equals longevity
Good lordy...!
I still wanna make babies with him...
and I'm way over forty....!

mooliscious! oh my...
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/24/2009 8:22:42 PM
hey rory
I'm starting to think bugg likes me
should I fondle her boobies?
is that base two or three?
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/24/2009 8:40:01 PM
hey rory...
I'm starting to think brawnybuns likes me
should I let him fondle my boobies?
do you think he knows about home runs?
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/27/2009 1:57:25 PM
I like to drink a triple
Before the home run,
That way I can frost nipples
With the frozen cap of rum.

 brawnydog

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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/27/2009 6:24:40 PM
I like frosted nipples as much as the next man
that and dripping hot wax on 'em
pretty fun to just adorn 'em with clothespins
did you think that they were just for nursin'?
 KLM_08

Joined: 8/6/2008
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/27/2009 9:56:58 PM
You don't know
because I will never tell, but
That quirky way you wrinkle your nose
makes me warm and flush inside
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 96
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/28/2009 1:30:46 PM
If we're freezing body parts
could you do something with my nose?
How much rum will you need?
a triple I suppose...

 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 1/28/2009 3:15:56 PM
the call of the wild
ah, yes.. natures child
or knautically if I've got my time set wrong
you need me to start using spellcheck, bugg?
 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 98
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/3/2009 8:46:30 PM
I don't like kumquats
but I like to utter it
out loud
to a foreigner crowd ....
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/4/2009 1:48:42 AM
A foreigner crowd? Ain't that head-bangers
On acid, screaming to Crack Sabbath?
Who'd hear ya, bugg? But kumquats and rabbit
In a stew sounds like a blast, pre-empting angers.
 brawnydog

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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/4/2009 12:46:30 PM
speaking of headbanging, foreign crowds, baths and cracks
How about those Romans?
didn't they invent plumbin'?
alas...
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