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 lady_bugg65

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 101
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/5/2009 4:44:16 PM
I love their pizza...Roman's on fifth
but Royal's on 97th is to die for...
thinking about plumbing...
makes my pipes sore.......
 Brizo

Joined: 2/19/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/7/2009 6:27:41 AM
practice your farming in my fallow field
sprinkle away, you won't get any yield
no matter how mighty a penis you wield
I'm exempt from production by natures shield
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
Msg: 103
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/7/2009 9:19:18 AM


I'll never again put my penis in a woman who's fertile
unless it's in her mouth or up her bunghole
I'm just into this gig for the pleasure
sex nowdays is simply for leisure
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/15/2009 11:21:07 PM
A Valentine of red in a shady glen
Throbs in a flathead paper cutout.
The leisure-suit set (those chuckling men)
Find grease on their cufflinks like mud-grout.
 rory27

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Posted: 2/16/2009 11:42:15 AM
Moonshine on the undertaker's ass
Going up-and-down like a bicycle pump
Is silver shocks of buried sass.
The pinned invisible flopper humps.
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/16/2009 12:13:59 PM
I pumped her and she was colder than hell
went to warm my d1ck up in an artesian well
stepped on a thistle while wetting my whistle
and all of the girl squirrels pointed and giggled
 rory27

Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/16/2009 12:54:21 PM
Wetting my whistle takes off the gristle
From pork-larded handles of love.
It usurps the flaps of dipsomaniacal maps
Of the Liquor Control Board Guv'.
 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 2/18/2009 4:35:45 PM
I had some freak try to queer me up on my thread
but, I figured that you could use some head
you don't mind.. do you?
I swallow too
 sweetness-one

Joined: 10/17/2005
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Posted: 2/27/2009 6:37:35 PM
Umm...I'll just beep-beep-beep back up on that one, B, lol. NOT touching it at all!

Just wanted to pop up, to say hello to my buddy Bri,
And also to his lovely lady Vee;
I get so rare of time to actually chat with you guys these days,
Since I seldom get a day off lately, completely scott-free.

But it's all good, so I hope life is good with you as well! You too, B-dawg!
 rory27

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Posted: 3/3/2009 11:46:45 PM
Gawd, what a piss-poor host am I, sour
With neglect, logging in every fortnight or so.
Sir Walter Scott liked writing about erect towers
Where he'd hoist stiff lances on the go.

 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Posted: 3/4/2009 2:13:24 AM
is there such a thing as an un-erect tower?
just wonderin, brother
I'm just asking you 'cause you've lanced a lot
by the way, how do you pick a chastity belt's lock?

 brawnydog

Joined: 5/12/2006
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Posted: 3/14/2009 12:54:28 AM
hey rory
your terse thread is pretty fvckin boring
who ran off all the women? me or your old lady?
it'd liven this place up if we got a couple writes from Lil Kittie

she's really dirty
 Brizo

Joined: 2/19/2006
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Posted: 3/14/2009 8:25:45 AM
how do you pick a chastity belt's lock?
warm breath on the neck and a really fine c*ock
start with a kiss that never comes up for air
and follow your lips till you find the salt there

oh no, she didn't....
 brawnydog

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Posted: 3/14/2009 4:00:30 PM
I ain't touchin that one
but, I gotcha a buffett ticket
you can be the judge if or if not my c0ck is fine
I prolly won't stick it in anyway til you cum a couple hundred times..
 Ireallystandout

Joined: 4/11/2008
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Posted: 3/14/2009 4:29:25 PM
A place for poems? What magical discovery!
Alight lies truths, husbandry, deciepts, reciepts and imagery.
Symbols seem not to count, whilst countenance sumtimes somewhat judg'd
Transcending illusionary lexiconic boundaries, veils of mud.
 Ireallystandout

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Posted: 3/14/2009 7:41:16 PM
Each line more worse than the first?
A poetic curse unduly rehearsed.
Space and Time and Things That Ryhme
So terse, deep space 9 would burst.
 brawnydog

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Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 3/14/2009 9:06:25 PM
lady godiva was a chocolate worshipper
jesus had an empty basket filled with fish though
I have no idea what anyone is talking about
I'd like to be able to say that the reason is "I'm deep in thought"
 sweetness-one

Joined: 10/17/2005
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Posted: 3/19/2009 3:25:54 PM
Hi everyone!

First lawn-mow of the year today,
And the beast fired up first pull, with some zing!
Since my muscles can't really be considered 'guns'
I must be getting better at winterizing the darned thing.

And now it begins....every five days.
 Ireallystandout

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Posted: 3/27/2009 7:56:38 PM
Her sweaty, chocolate guns stood out among the frozen trees,
as she fished for the manna she hid near the shore.
The salt had preserved it, as did the deep freeze
Cariboo roamed wild over the 4x4 trails galore.
 Ireallystandout

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Posted: 4/20/2009 9:46:44 PM
LOVE

you have instilled in me the greatest of passion
Before I met you it was only a ration
As you lay in bed next to me
An angel on earth is what I see
 brawnydog

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Posted: 5/14/2009 10:49:33 AM
no, you didn't pee on me
that was g-spot juice, baby
I reckon you haven't been trained yet
and to think you won me on a bet

moo
 Shudden

Joined: 10/30/2008
Msg: 122
Terse Verse Of Cursory Bursts, With Firsts And Worsts
Posted: 5/14/2009 4:54:59 PM
barnyard antics behind her barn yard double doors
take me as I am and of course I did!
It wasn`t the smell of the goat yet that of lambchops
It wasn`t that brawnydog barking orders so canine
Woof woof Woof woof WOOFFFFF
It was the full moon as she bent my mind in awe
It was the trickle from those lips
It was the sound the neighbours heard
Our heads bumping stalls gate
Cleanin stalls,bundeled straw leaned her over tits on top
Sucklin thrustin so deep she screamed More more Moreeeeeeee
Deep Purple Machine Head
F*ck her husband was so pissed I might not have a job tomorrow
He watched as my balls bounced off her chin
Lip O suction as she swallowed my Yogurt juice
Made by the two of us
I was fired by him,I was hired by her
We still scream every now and then
Her husband plants the fields as I pant
 Ireallystandout

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Posted: 6/1/2009 7:15:04 PM
ripcords and rations
lovers and passions
some things so sublime
lovers, levers, lemons and limes
 Ireallystandout

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Posted: 7/5/2009 6:39:07 PM
what do we do once we've done it all
do it again? We know not to fall
re-live a moment... and stay on the ball?
show another the way, give god a shawl
 Brizo

Joined: 2/19/2006
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Posted: 7/5/2009 9:16:09 PM
give god an awl
so he can chisel
through our thick heads
fo shizzle...
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