| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/5/2009 9:47:19 PM | Aghh! Ughh! Oooo! Awww!
It's a rathead holding a tiger paw
In jaws of gristle, in mistletoe. Pshaw!
I'll cram this poem in its rancid jaw. | |
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| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/6/2009 12:06:07 AM | 
rat tail filed down my coonskin cap
that wore me out and I had to nap
dreampt I was fred and barney was gone
watched betty in the shower singin a song | |
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| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/6/2009 8:44:36 PM | Rat tail soup next a marrow-dense hambone.
Call the best chef on the special red phone.
Fluid so thick it's tongue-tricked in the zone.
What's that? Betty in the shower outing a moan. | |
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| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/6/2009 9:12:57 PM | she sings so sweetly
she's not at home
what fun it is to shower
i can hear her moan
having much fun
in another's bath
wish it would last forever | |
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| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/7/2009 2:14:02 PM | her honey hole drips maple syrup
it runs down her thighs and into the stirrups
soaks my hotcakes and farriers my terrier
you have no idea where you are, teacher  | |
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| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/7/2009 2:22:09 PM |
farriers my terrier
I once had a furry terrier
Who liked to jump over cement barriers
Until, one day, he landed in the arms
Of a crossdressing quick-triggered gendarme. | |
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| Terse, etc ....in 4 lines (without coke)
Posted: 7/8/2009 3:50:15 PM | we need lil kittie back to liven the place up, bro
once again I translated wrong
ended up whipped and wearing a thong
I could write about her fvckin my bong
and she'd add a terse about oompa loompas wearing strap ons
edit: that took four edits
true though.. make that five lmao | |
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/25/2009 11:44:49 AM | ugghh that poem was terrible, tell us another parable
arabian prophesies, and alien philosophies
is our world just water under the table?
sesrenity is flowing like a river through the rockies | |
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/25/2009 12:10:37 PM | I'm afraid that around here I'll always be first.
In a competition for poetry that's the worst.
Rory ain't around enough.
Last I heard he was gettin somethin' buffed.
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/25/2009 5:18:59 PM | Hi, B! 
Hope Rory at least knows,
To sometimes say no to that rubbin;
Or when he does come up for air
He'll be left with only a nubbin.
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/26/2009 2:42:40 PM | well, I heard that he was thinkin about nubbin reduction surgery anyway
too large of a nubbin isn't pleasant for anybody
maybe he's in recovery
no woman could take that enormous thing
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/26/2009 4:23:13 PM | A Louisville Slugger isn't an impediment
To shagging in the field, the sewn-shut balls
Bouncing off the outfield wall, settling on sediment.
It's those toothpick pluckers, I hear, that appall.
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/26/2009 4:36:07 PM | what do they sew into a softball to make the difference?
I always wondered if it was estrogen that did it
"if you build it they will come.."
Yeah.. spent lots of nights one handed chantin that one.. | |
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/26/2009 4:42:10 PM | I think it's sawdust and bat guano and silver bullets.
Bonds, when juiced, could deposit 'em four hundred feet.
'Course, he got "ahead" of the count, and would pull it
Down the foul line, past the recalcitrant rose of pete. | |
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 7/26/2009 7:07:34 PM | pete rose was defamed for insider trading
you just can't be betting because you're still playing
aw, say it ain't so the commissioner said
the more they uncovered, the more they saw red | |
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 8/25/2009 12:13:06 PM | well, that's enough sports talk for me
hey, brizo.. put up a pic wearing a bikini
I think we should have an End of the Summer Bikini Contest!
I'll purse all of my pof points to the perkiest tits!
 Now I'm thinkin | |
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| terse verse of curses, firsts and worsts
Posted: 11/24/2009 4:24:14 PM | After many dreams of ancient peoples and many visits from noisy crows
Getting my attention, wings touching the back of my head, then flying north
Like a whisper, a gentle persistent whisper
The words turtle woman zoom out of worldless thoughts | |
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