| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/18/2009 4:14:10 AM | Once one a festival, there was this girl wearing this shirt that said:
"I lost my virginity to an overweight Mexican!"
And on the back
"He said he loved me."
I don't know why I found this soo funny... but for at least 3 straight minutes I was laughing so hard that it was probably unhealthy. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/18/2009 6:42:35 AM | That is hilarious!
I want to make a t= shirt that says "I'm the Reason You Work Out!" - works on many levels lol | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/18/2009 11:42:48 AM | For students: "Do not let your academics interfere with your education" attributed to Mark Twain
For fear mongering right-wing republicans: "Security does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than exposure." by Helen Keller | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/19/2009 6:31:07 AM | The more you know the more you realize you don't know,
therefore if you think you know everything you really know nothing. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/19/2009 7:54:13 AM | A friend of mine has two that he says often that always make me laugh.
1. When explaining why he won't exercise. "I'll start working out when they put ashtrays on the exercise equipment.
2. It's not my fault. I'm a lesbian trapped in the body of a skinny black man. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/20/2009 1:34:04 AM | 1. the day my boat comes in I'll be at the airport
2. its easier to ask for forgivness than permission
3. how can I miss you if you won't go away
4. i understand the concept of cooking and cleaning I just don't see how they apply to me
5. if a man can't drink when hes living how the hell can he drink when hes dead | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/20/2009 12:38:19 PM | | If you aint't cheatin you ain't trying. or That makes about anough sense as wiping before you poop. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/21/2009 6:23:07 AM | a young lady was wearing this shirt.................why do I need a boyfriend, I didn't do anything wrong??
Now that's my motto.................why do I need a girlfriend, I didn't do anything wrong? | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/21/2009 11:30:19 AM | "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity"
" How would you like a nice tall glass of 'Shut the fvck up.'"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
"You would need three promotions just to become an arsehole"
" Are you naturally stupid or did you need to take some kind of intensive training?"
When someone slips on an icy sidewalk and goes sprawling face first into the snow, run over and spread you arms like an umpire and yell: "Safe!" (This also works well if you are in a bar where drunk people tend to be falling all around you);
Whenever someone around you seems to be in a really miserable mood, just ask: "Who licked the red off of your candy?"
When you are with that pesky neice or nephew or any other kid, for that matter, who really gets on your nerves, and he/she asks you"what causes it to rain?", you can answer: "Rain is caused by angels crying.....and they are probably crying because of something you did." | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/21/2009 4:12:18 PM | A couple of funny ones I saw recently:
"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge "
"Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key. " | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/21/2009 7:38:24 PM | Lately I like "stupid should be painful"
"trying is the first step on your road to failure"
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"you are two drunk girls away from having a threesome..."
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