| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/22/2009 11:30:47 AM | sh-it in a shoe box !!
or if someone is looking for some thing say to them .. it will be in the last place you look
also like fuk a duck !! | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 1/22/2009 6:58:28 PM | ^^
Tshirt on a man at a bike rally..
on the back of the shirt
"If you can read this... the **** fell off" | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/3/2009 3:30:05 PM | be yourself, or if you want it put simpler,
never imagine yourself to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise!!!! | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/3/2009 3:47:40 PM | I like the longer version..I've said it five times in quick succession and my mouth thinks it's died and gone to heaven - It's a first for us - a mouth orgasm!
If you are going to be yourself you may as well love yourself while your at it, so my favourite saying this evening is
I love me  | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/3/2009 4:39:21 PM | This is what I say to people to ask me to do something when I'm busy:
"I am occupied at the moment, I'll get on that when I am open. To help pass the time, you can kindly go **** yourself." | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/3/2009 6:39:57 PM | One of my favourite sayings comes from conversations with friends who live a few provinces over and want me to come visit them:
"Sure, I'll just go outside and start flapping my arms, I'll get there eventually." 
I'll think of more later... | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/3/2009 9:09:20 PM | "This is insane...Okay, here, hold this." - Abyss -
"Does this strike anyone as particularly psychotic or is it just me?" - Abyss -
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him!"
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
"Curiosity may have killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 4:46:34 AM | Two fav movie lines:
"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
And a line that just never fails to crack me up, due to its blunt and rude nature:
"Because f*ck you, that's why." | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:17:48 AM | No good deed goes unpunished.
Shit a brick.
****itty, ****, ****, ****. with double **** ice-cream on top. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 7:34:19 AM | | When talking about how parents allow 12 year old girls to dress. “Oh! You mean those prostit tots”. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 6:21:29 PM | "Screaming like a dog Sh%$ing razor blades"
"Blacker than a well digger's A$$"
"I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken"
'I'm not even Chinese and I know that Wong"
"Drop a Deuce" (taking a crap)
"Does the Pope wear a funny hat"
"Harder than Chinese Arithmatic" (Refering to Big jim and the twins)
"It's not as easy as I make it look"
"Fish, Cut Bait, or get of the boat"
"If I got any better, I wouldn't be able to stand myself"
"If you don't have time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find time to redo it the second time"
"My luck is so bad, if it was raing Pu$#y's, I would get hit by a D#@k"
"Watch out for the light at the end of the tunnel, it's probably a locamotive comming"
"If the minimum wasn't acceptable, it wouldn't be the minimum"
"Couldn't get laid in the Phillipine's with a fist full of fifties" (from my Marine days)
"Beauty is skin deep, ugly is to the bone"
"I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on your little sister"
"Beam me up Scottie, I'm in a world of s#@t"
"No good deed goes unpunished"
"Nothing good last forever"
"Makes a dozen roses look like a booger"
"That's a special kind of stupid"
"I'de rather be lucky than good any day"
"It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools"
"Milking the bull"
"If yoyu think she's funkie, wrap your monkey"
"Dickens Cider" (Just find it funny)
"If you didn't wear a belt, you would fall through your a$#hole and hang yourself"
(When talking to a skinny guy)
Quote " He was particularly mean to the little creatures" ("From Raising Arizona")
Quote "They're in front of us, they're in back of us, they're to the right of us, they're to the left of us, God d$m it, they can't get away now"
(Chesty Puller, the baddest Marine ever, when they were surroundedat the Chosen Resevior during the Korean War)
I will think of more later  | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 7:50:20 PM | "Anyone who trades liberty for security deserves neither liberty nor security. "
Benjamin Franklin
"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Voltaire?"
Evelyn Beatrice Hall ,The friends of Voltaire
Don't know if Voltaire actually said this, but Evelyn Hall attributes the quote to Voltaire. I've seen different quotations on this online, and have never read "Friends of Voltaire", so I apologize if I'm misquoting it. But this is how I remember my teacher quoting it to the class when I took Government. So please correct me if I'm wrong. I've heard numerous people say it this way. I think both quotes are even more revelant in during this day and age, when it seems like each day our freedoms are slowly being taking away. | |
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Posted: 11/4/2009 8:28:08 PM | The above poster reminded me of a few more quotes:
"Freedom, for those who fight for it, it has a flavor the protected will never know"
President Ronald Reagan. I know it's close, please correct me if I am wrong.
"Most people go their entire lives wondering if they make a difference, the US Marines do not have that problem"
Again President Ronald Reagan. I know it's close, please correct me if I am wrong.
And who can resist JFK "Ask not what you country can do for you, but what can you do for your country"
Of course being a retired Marine, I am little partial. LOL
"Hell kid, your what this is all about"
(John wayne in the "Green Beret's" talking to a kid during the war)
"you are all equally worthless"
(R. Lee Ermy from "Full Metal Jacket")
Some oldies but goodies, and it's a guy thing are:
"Yo Mama" and "Sikes" or "Safety" ("Safety" is definitely a guy thing , for a fart followed by putting an "L" on you forehead with your fingers LOL)
"Bless Their Heart" (Always after you say something bad about someone to make it sound okay)
"One in the hand is worth more than two in the bush"
Don't drink the water, because the fish F#@k in it"
"It's not how long you make it, It's how you make it long"
It's not the destination, It's the journey (A little corny, but true)
I definitely have too much time on my hands these days LOL | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/4/2009 10:58:18 PM | | Like I tell all my girlfriends. " it's not the wrong hole if that's what you were going for. " I ****in love that one lol :) | |
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Posted: 11/5/2009 8:57:27 PM | Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Bertrand Russell
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Bertrand Russell
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/6/2009 3:17:38 AM | | Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! --Benjamin Franklin | |
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