| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/6/2009 8:07:53 PM | there are only 10 kinds of people in the world .. those that read binary and those that don't
my credit is so bad, the bank won't accept my cash
if I was doing any better, the bank would be making payments to me
often while observing younger students at college there will be several of them all looking at the same car, and none of them having a clue what's wrong with it or how to fix it .... I look at them and point and say to someone outside the group ...
10 monkeys .. one banana ..
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself...
to the college students I often give practical advice .. like
Chase fat girls ,they run slower ...or
Fu*k ugly women they try harder ...
yea I'll prolly get some grief for these but oh well heheh
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/13/2009 5:26:27 PM | I feel a little bit more like I do now than I did when I got here!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog: if you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away! | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/16/2009 4:49:23 AM | Why buy a cow when you can get a free milk?
That might be true ,but all cows are not happy and are not all from California.. 
 I am over here ,You damned fisherman !!
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/17/2009 11:39:27 PM | never marry a divorce lawyer.
It might be good advice for some. I just thought it was comical and gives the listener a lot to think about. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/18/2009 4:10:31 AM | Everything happens for a reason.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you the best they can.
Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most.
Confuscious say: Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up in the morning with stinky finger. | |
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| What are your favourite sayings?
Posted: 11/19/2009 7:43:39 AM | | "Son, people will always try and **** you. Don't waste your life planning for a ****ing, just be alert when your pants are down." (From someone's father) | |
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