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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology      Mod Threads Home login   Page 2 of 2 1, 2  Author  Thread: Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology  Ryan Mac Joined: 6/26/2006 Msg: 26 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/22/2009 1:30:35 PM 2-Minute Warning Unnecessary Roughness Penetrating the defensive line with a sustained rush "He could go ALL...THE...WAY!!!"  OpenWaterCaptn Joined: 2/14/2009 Msg: 27 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/22/2009 7:02:40 PM player went free agent early in the 1st qtr, was a great team player but switched to defensive tackle for the home team. to all it is funny if you do get it.  skoochie Joined: 4/29/2008 Msg: 28 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/23/2009 4:24:52 PM Every time I'd line up behind the center...she'd snap the balls. Ouch!!!  Ryan Mac Joined: 6/26/2006 Msg: 29 view profile History Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/23/2009 9:11:40 PM Tossing the pigskin Halfback position Fullback position "69 with coverage on the receiver" "Brett Favre, DEEP in the pocket..." Just imagine John Madden saying those things. You will not want football OR sex ever again.  Neptunia Joined: 1/1/2009 Msg: 30 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/24/2009 12:04:54 AM He lined up for a goal but finished offside  mnd2009 Joined: 2/12/2009 Msg: 31 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/24/2009 3:30:49 AM Team's star player arrested for pitbull fighting off the field and never made the game... (sidelined to Iraq for about the past year, so it makes sense.)  RandysKarma Joined: 1/9/2009 Msg: 32 Describe your last relationship/sex life in Football terminology Posted: 2/25/2009 8:31:24 AM Game Over...you lose Page 2 of 2 1, 2

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