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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/9/2009 4:34:50 PM | Wow, since everyone else is ignoring the subject I thought I would too. 3 words.... not a whole bunch of 3 words lol and what's up with that one girl that wrote a whole sentence lol
Listen to the directions people.
so here are my 3 words
I HAVE AIDS! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/9/2009 5:57:53 PM | Instead to a guy...
Your Dad's better
Your Dad's bigger
And to others, after a brief knock or after a barge in...
Oh, hi Officer
Oh, hi Mom (worse if Dad - see above)
And a few more...
I dont kiss
That's never happened
Oops, tissue please | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/10/2009 4:35:50 AM | Love you cousin....
like my horse?
like my surgery?
Husband likes you!
Have a rash!
Smell something burning.
What's your name?
Still not working..... | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/10/2009 8:15:33 AM | "I don't swallow!".....
"don't bite it!"......
"are those warts?".....
"could be gangrene!".....
"p*ssy smells rancid!".....
"you like headcheese?".....
"into water sports?"......
"I'm feeling nauseous!".....
"foreskin tastes cheesy!".....
"I'm gonna spew!"......
"could be vaginitis!"....
"Suck! Don't blow!"......
"menses just arrived!"....
"ever consider enlargement?".....
"can Grandma watch?".....
"harder Mr. Softee!"..... | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/10/2009 11:05:37 PM | I am GOD
Under THIS roll!!
Cry for me
is this cheating?
Faster...CHOP CHOP!!
DO NOT ENTER........hahaha
Not the Mama! (reference to the show Dinosaurs, lol)
Where's my camera?
F*ck My Life!
I'm gunna barf!
....the condom broke
Let's go shopping!
and to wrap it all up with only one word you don't want to hear while a man is about to finish:
SYNERGY!!! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/11/2009 2:06:35 AM | Ok, I'm gonna cheat a bit here.
I broke something!
Donkey Punch!
Just finish already!
Omnomnomnomnomnomnom......
There's my watch!
What's that for?
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!! ( ok 4 words. I cheated)
Shuriyoken! Flawless Victory! (complete with pose)
(Humming the Indiana Jones theme) | |
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MNaja
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Joined: 3/16/2009
Msg: 249 | |
| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/11/2009 7:45:26 AM | Here goes:
"No you didn't!"
"Not my hand."
"Who's back there?"
"I've got reserves."
"You there yet?"
"Are those DD's?
"One man down!"
"Look out below!"
"FIre in the hole!" (Yeah - the dreaded 4 words - but I hate it anyways! LOL)
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/11/2009 8:32:56 AM | You're so small.
That is ugly.
You are nice.
That's not real.
I won't laugh.
Is it fake?
I am fake..
You missed me.
Ouch my eye!
Hi I'm George..... | |
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