MNaja
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Joined: 3/16/2009
Msg: 251 | |
| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/11/2009 12:54:34 PM |
You're so small.
That is ugly.
You are nice.
That's not real.
I won't laugh.
Is it fake?
I am fake..
You missed me.
Ouch my eye!
Hi I'm George.....
hahahahaha - you have some good ones! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/12/2009 12:05:01 PM | you sir, fail
you are pierced
the piercings caught
that ain't right
that's just wrong
I need alcohol
I need pot
pick a toy
shoots and scores
hole in one
you have gloves?
moose is loose
listen for echo
who is he?
who is she?
can I join?
sorry about that
you're a noob
whatever, I came
it's about me
are you crying?
it shouldn't bleed
this wont hurt
it's gonna hurt
you want what?
hmm, nice dismount
shove it where?
send more hookers
call more friends
hello facebook
dear penthouse
webcam is on
you're not jewish
all systems go
hold my beer
pass the nachos
run forrest run | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/13/2009 6:27:04 PM | "Huzzah! Level Fifteen!"
"You! EPIC FAIL"
"I've struck oil~!"
"Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!!!!"
"Ever use pineapple?"
"Hello, Candid Camera!"
"TRANSFOOORRRRMMMMM!! Cluck...baCAWK!"
"Duck....duck...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSEEEEEEEE!!!!" | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/14/2009 11:35:24 AM | ha ha ha
the dogs watching!
got a light?
back to bed!
grgl grgl grgl
done yet hun?
wait! don't move
be right back!
oh my chest!
oh no cramp
its not barbara!
wtf | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/14/2009 1:51:29 PM | "I'm Chris Hansen" (The Dateline NBC predator guy)
"My bellybutton's brusied!"
"Stop... Hammer Time!"
"Cut! Great scene!"
"Seen my keys?!?"
"It's just pee..."
"The baby's kickin!"
"Thanks for nothing..."
"Viagra didnt work?"
"License and registration..." (from outside the car window)
"OK - my turn!" (pulls out a strap-on from night table)  | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/14/2009 8:14:33 PM | Stop..Hammer time LMFAO!!!
Things i wouldn;t want to hear.
" I have AIDS"
"I used to be a man"
"I'm married"
" Crying and talking about a bad sexual expirience or rape"(i had a girl do that once before) "shudders" | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/14/2009 10:25:12 PM | "You smell wasabi?"
"Gerbils... nice idea!!!"
"Nurse... wrong patient!"
"Hope that's marinara..."
"Aliens were better..." ("I a seen 'em")
"Glad I'm high!"
"Hail my cab (bi'otch)"
"Bayy beee RUTH!"
"Earned passing grade?"
"Gimme that plunger..."
"Lost handcuff keys?!?"
"Favorite baby name?"
"Next at bat?!?"
"Put back paperbag!!!"
"Ready for Jell-O?" (errr..)
"Plus means pregnant?!?"
(sings) "Oh... CAN... ADA..." | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/15/2009 5:28:24 AM | was that there?
tickle my elmo
poka-roo, poka-roo, poka-roo
call for help
look out below
it's your fault
does not compute
that's not right
dora the explorer?
who invited you?
custards last stand
I'm the champion | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/15/2009 7:37:42 AM | that was different
there's more right?
only a minute?
looks like bacon
added to favorites
plug it up
air is escaping
bros before hos
ummm, no, sorry
*after being shoved into the closet* closet is roomy
*while in closet* it sure is
come back later
stop I'll finish
daily quest completed
sex acheivement earned
ignore the smell | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 6/17/2009 12:23:38 PM | What I would NEVER EVER EVER want to hear:
"Sorry, I guess my OBGYN left that in there."
"It's talkin to ya daddy!"
"Uh Oh - the chili's backing up on me now."
"No that's not it at all - I just have a large clitoris."
"Get off of me - I'm getting a charlie horse."
"Don't worry - they're just bed bugs."
"Ok - that'll be $50.00"
"Ok - let me shift my bandage."
"Sorry about that - I had sea food earlier."
"I think my water broke."
"That's really cool - but let me show you how my brother does it."
"HAIL SATAN."
"What was your name again?"
"Yes - that's my scar from gall bladder surgery, but it's a great place to stash my spare change."
"This is my first time - with a human." | |
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gx86
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Joined: 1/24/2009
Msg: 275 | |
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