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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > 3 words you don't want to hear during sex      Mod Threads Home login   Page 12 of 13 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13  Author  Thread: 3 words you don't want to hear during sex  redtauras Joined: 8/4/2008 Msg: 276 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/23/2009 1:58:12 AM who are you? am i stuck? he he he is that yours/mine?  monstersmom925 Joined: 4/6/2009 Msg: 277 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/23/2009 2:09:44 AM Whered it go? Wow. epic fail My dads home  Sacharissa Joined: 5/7/2009 Msg: 278 view profile History Oooopsy! Posted: 6/23/2009 2:18:41 AM Laughed so much in work I had to pretend I was crying... Awesome!  gustheguidedog Joined: 6/13/2009 Msg: 279 view profile History Oooopsy! Posted: 6/23/2009 2:47:41 AM BEEM ME UP Answer the Phone  deluxe_edition Joined: 12/6/2008 Msg: 280 Oooopsy! Posted: 6/23/2009 5:07:08 AM tune in China (or any other country you prefer using) ohhhh it's pez a starter string? where's the pump dancing green banana two thumbs down meh it's alright that smells ripe get that checked  zuumfast Joined: 6/11/2009 Msg: 281 view profile History Oooopsy! Posted: 6/23/2009 4:58:18 PM I'm the Key-Master! Off My Colostomy-Bag! You're a guy?  MMA_JAY Joined: 5/31/2009 Msg: 282 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/23/2009 5:56:41 PM I'm a transexual  Emmy** Joined: 4/20/2009 Msg: 283 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/24/2009 12:48:11 AM Betty oh Betty...when your name is ...instert name here... Honey, is it in? When your done.... I'm pregnant!! It's not yours! Are you done?  alwaysme24/7 Joined: 6/11/2009 Msg: 284 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/24/2009 4:02:00 PM Who's that watching!? the video-camera stopped! i just farted i need to pee i just pooped smell my finger ur really hairy ur sweating alot  BarnesLol Joined: 4/17/2009 Msg: 285 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/24/2009 4:42:28 PM homina homina shabbam go web go I'm actually 13 oh how quaint I love rohypnol Forgot to wipe Have fun, goodnight  jenznfl Joined: 5/21/2009 Msg: 286 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/24/2009 6:53:09 PM I should have had a V-8  girlie_29 Joined: 9/7/2008 Msg: 287 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/24/2009 8:23:46 PM "Daddy, it burns." "Wow, I didn't know penises/vaginas came equipped with Braille." "I don't have my I.D., but I swear I'm 16." "Are you ready for the fun part?" "I haven't been ****ed like that since gradeschool." "Ohhh, piece of candy."  redtauras Joined: 8/4/2008 Msg: 288 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/25/2009 7:09:22 AM want to add more.... how is dad? + where is he? + does he know? + mum, which style? + lets do 68 !!! i owe you one  deluxe_edition Joined: 12/6/2008 Msg: 289 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/25/2009 7:18:00 AM that's my nose that's my ear ouch, my eye plenty of fish killed fresh today you've been banned what? I'm sleeping free Thor's hammer here kitty kitty  owzabout Joined: 5/7/2007 Msg: 290 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/25/2009 12:39:56 PM ""LAST ORDERS PLEASE!"  brandon3001 Joined: 2/15/2009 Msg: 291 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/26/2009 1:06:57 PM That was absolutly priceless still can't quit laughin...  CodieBug Joined: 9/2/2008 Msg: 292 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/28/2009 7:52:14 PM Wake me later...  snapkin Joined: 4/13/2009 Msg: 293 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 6/29/2009 1:24:55 AM Get off me. Your name's Jason? I'm not contagious. Do you like kids?  beacon18 Joined: 7/16/2009 Msg: 294 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/22/2009 7:54:27 PM Oh... Belgian waffles! True story: When my husband made his one and only attempt to save our long failing marriage he took me to a local motel for the night. He wanted to keep the TV on while things progressed. Our heads were at the foot of the bed. I was lying underneath him when I heard those three words. "Oh, Belgian waffles!" While he was pretending to be focusing on me he had his head up watching TV. A commercial for a local restaurant, showing Belgians waffles, had come on. He was thinking those would be good for breakfast. Needless to say, that was the end of any romance that night!... or any other!  NightJ1986 Joined: 3/11/2005 Msg: 295 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/22/2009 11:11:05 PM *she's on top* "I gotta fart." ........... instant turn off. Because she actually did it.  kenneth2008 Joined: 9/2/2008 Msg: 296 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/24/2009 6:00:13 PM this isnt working, whats going on?, anything happening yet? dont feel anything.!? is it E.D.? whats taking so long, can we just go, i gotta pee! seriously i can't! WHAT THE ****!? r u ok? something isnt right, did i miss? i feel nautious! i have a ton more lol  Steve2353 Joined: 9/30/2008 Msg: 297 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/25/2009 10:55:30 AM 'Let's watch Jeopardy'  insertcatchphrasehere Joined: 6/12/2009 Msg: 298 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/25/2009 12:41:58 PM gimmie another chance can do better this never happens why no screams my porn fantasy the list goes on and on...  Omenous_Creature Joined: 8/14/2007 Msg: 299 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/26/2009 6:10:44 PM for my motherland. Dang its loose. My doctor said...  tw1tterp4t3m3 Joined: 5/24/2009 Msg: 300 view profile History 3 words you don't want to hear during sex Posted: 7/27/2009 6:24:54 PM i have herpes wait calling Mother you're too fat i'm too drunk i gotta puke how's this work? now swallow it Page 12 of 13 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13

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