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 bamsprocket

Joined: 6/19/2009
Msg: 301
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 7/27/2009 6:26:32 PM
Did we just? that really sucked that'll be 68.75 first time huh? it looks weird girls r better
 BarbWire1

Joined: 8/5/2007
Msg: 302
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 8/5/2009 8:55:58 PM
Where's the remote?

Hurry, commercial's over!

We're outta beer!

Condom fell off!

Condom's inside you!

More pizza please!

Mom's visiting tomorrow!

The rent's due!

Hurry up........tired!

You want more?

Can't stay (yawn) awake
 sean151287

Joined: 6/5/2009
Msg: 303
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 8/5/2009 9:28:16 PM
'i think we should put a sheet down before we do that'
'would your mother join in'
'if it bleeds again were stop'
'should it be that colour'
'i heard someone died doing this'
'this isnt the way my father taught me'
 a_beautiful_lie

Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 304
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 8/6/2009 11:15:39 PM
"you taste like peanut butter and jelly"
"my dad tells me I'm the best at oral"
"You're going to die tonight"
 jenny_cedes

Joined: 12/14/2008
Msg: 305
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 8/6/2009 11:27:23 PM
can you go a LITTLE DEEPER in my BUTT with your finger....

OHHH JENN YEAH (the other chicks name was jen too ) haha

LOVE YOU KINDA (wrong on many levels)
 Grimblekin

Joined: 3/2/2009
Msg: 306
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 8/7/2009 4:46:48 AM
"Where's my Valtrex?"
"What's that smell?"
 hazeleyes4069

Joined: 9/10/2009
Msg: 307
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 9/23/2009 11:10:53 PM
does that come in adult sizes?
Why is it blue?
 bobisthe14u

Joined: 4/30/2009
Msg: 308
3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 9/24/2009 4:38:36 AM
Oh a blister!
Call your mom!
Dad is Home!
Want some jelly?
Needs more salt!
That is funny!
What is this?
Who is Heather?
Sorry, wrong room!
Who are you?
Is it in?
I have one?
I like you.
Oh, how cute!
You are nice!
I am bored.
Hello, hello, hello!!!
Are you there?
Where am I?
Drop the soap.
Need to talk.
My belly button!
No not yet!
Are you joking?
You make me laugh!
 Wattacatch

Joined: 7/31/2009
Msg: 309
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3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 9/24/2009 5:16:13 AM
Veni, vidi, vici
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