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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/19/2009 10:27:04 PM |
"Well hello Clarice!"
lmfao!! 
omg! noob!
your fingers bigger.
I AM LEGEND!
thanks, get out!
Heil Hitler!
"sausage status: hidden"
I AM BEOWULF!
vasectomy? i lied.
the girl says "im a guy."
I AM SPARTACUS!
prepare to die.
you're quite roomy.
crap, you're alive!
I AM IRONMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
executing rectal discharge.
it's a toupee.
squeal piggy, squeal.
my 203rd c0ck!!
It'sss Myyy Precioussss!
your turn bob. | |
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/19/2009 10:43:18 PM |
vasectomy? i lied.
prepare to die.
you're quite roomy.
crap, you're alive!
executing rectal discharge.
Those were truly awesome. I am humbled! 
Wait, here's more:
"Get off, grandpa."
"Let's get married."
"Next, your spleen."
"You're mine now." | |
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/20/2009 1:11:39 AM | sorry i pooed
spits perty slippery
this needs ketchup
lets have earsex
(voice from closet)MOVE FAT A$$
to much hair | |
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/20/2009 2:05:09 AM | "Shit, camera's on"
"Remove my tampon"
"Did that growl?"
"Where's my gun?"
"Where's YOUR 'gun'?'
"Shit, man overboard!"
"Change my diaper"
"Where's my teeth?"
"You are surrounded!"
"Get fist out!"
"Wrong hole ***hole"
"I'm in labour"
"Late for school" | |
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/20/2009 2:50:19 AM | where's my teeth
where's my watch
hello, hello, hello ..... (echoing)
change the channel | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/20/2009 11:19:04 AM | I need stitches
Where's my pennicillin?
HIV is fun!
I'm over here!
"pop, squeek, sppssssss" (Blow up deflating)
Don't kill yeller!
Me no horney
Sex changes rule! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/20/2009 8:53:54 PM | Visa or Mastercard?
Shit, kids up!
Meet my father
Class in session
Joe six pack
You bet ya
Read my lips
Who's my ****?
Whose hand's that?
Peel off scab
No sucky sucky! | |
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/20/2009 10:53:24 PM |
omg! noob!
your fingers bigger.
I AM LEGEND!
thanks, get out!
Heil Hitler!
"sausage status: hidden"
I AM BEOWULF!
vasectomy? i lied.
the girl says "im a guy."
I AM SPARTACUS!
prepare to die.
you're quite roomy.
crap, you're alive!
I AM IRONMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
executing rectal discharge.
it's a toupee.
squeal piggy, squeal.
my 203rd c0ck!!
It'sss Myyy Precioussss!
your turn bob.
adds to my list -
got any brothers?
got any sisters?
"oompa loompa doom-pi-de-doo"
rectal tear. superglue!
BAM!
now, fvck of.
in a robots voice "Impregnation process initiated"
Stop struggling dammit!!
tastes like chicken -
smells like fish -
looks like liver -
our mums better
surprise! butt sex!
woof woof woof
soooorry! fell asleep.
ignore the cam.
there. reuseable condom!
hands gf a strapon "now, do me"
never again -sucka!
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/21/2009 12:37:08 PM | Sorry...
Its OK... It happens...
Deeper...
Sobbing sounds...
Instructions of any kind.
Move your head...
I can't see...
Out the window...
Someone else's name...
Just let me sleep... | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/23/2009 12:14:03 AM | "That's a wrap."
"Have we met?"
"Not that crease!"
"Who are they?"
"Where'd he go? .go.. go... go.... g o
"Sorry, wrong house..."
"Stop it Grandpa"
"Is that normal?"
"You're under arrest!"
"Most guys have 2"
"ha ha ha"
"Where's the clitoris?"
"Pretend it's fun"
"OK, now what?"
"Visitor for prisoner876954"
"Must you smoke?"
"This is choir practice"
"Wondered where that went!" | |
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| Oooopsy!
Posted: 2/23/2009 4:10:43 PM | in a robots voice "Impregnation process initiated"
HeartSmile48 | |
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