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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/24/2009 12:00:29 AM | Where's my dentures?
Ho ho ho!
Aint that special?
Flip back over!
Mommy, who's he?
Closing 5 minutes!
Damn, outta film!
Pretend I'm gay
I am gay
"Door is ajar"
and my favorite new one... "SESSION TIMED OUT" | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/24/2009 7:35:50 PM | "I know all there is to know about the crying game".
Not three words, but if I heard that music start to play, I'd jump my ass out the window. | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/25/2009 6:21:09 PM | "My duodenum hurts"
"Oops...too late"
"What's a diaphragm?"
"May I bite?"
"Where's the beef?"
*turns around to hidden camera* "Hello, Youtube Nation!"
"I'mmmmmm...GONNNAAAAA....POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Ok, that last one was kinda gross. | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/25/2009 6:29:31 PM | Hubby's joining soon.
They're just pimples.
Those aren't pimples.
Seen my meds?
Diarhea, i'm sorry.
I've heart murmur.
I've pubic lice.
Don't poke baby! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/25/2009 8:25:35 PM | Are you hard?
I feel sick.
change the channel.
did you fart?
Hey.. mom..dad!
shit..the cops!
spank me hard!
what's for dinner?
I have vd!
lets get pregnant!
you look fat
who are you? | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/25/2009 11:12:14 PM |
got any brothers?
got any sisters?
"oompa loompa doom-pi-de-doo"
rectal tear. superglue!
BAM!
now, fvck of.
in a robots voice "Impregnation process initiated"
Stop struggling dammit!!
tastes like chicken -
smells like fish -
looks like liver -
our mums better
surprise! butt sex!
woof woof woof
soooorry! fell asleep.
ignore the cam.
there. reuseable condom!
hands gf a strapon "now, do me"
never again -sucka!
toss my salad
and then some:
your clits gigantic!
i'm lorena bobbitt! {evil cackle}
whatta MASSIVE...letdown =[
funky breath! tictac??
2 outta 10 (raises score card)
age consent -abolished!
"Owwwwwww!" hysterical cries
end of masculinity.
untie you? later..
tarantulas - here - somewhere?
"swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
smelling spermy -douche!
"Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-Latty"
sexual cannibalism time!
fisted frozen turkey
big feet??? lies!!
matching tattoos now?
police- you're surrounded!
"resist!! swim awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!"
"hello? Dr. ruth?" | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/26/2009 9:45:38 AM | Hello, Mrs. Robinson
oooppppsss...condom broke!
Daddy knows best.
I gotta pee
I take coupons
My names Chucky
Call me Hannibal
My water broke
Help....call...911
Where's my teeth? | |
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