| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/28/2009 12:56:31 AM | You kiddin right!?!
My Husbands home!!
Im a man!
My turn ****!
Your turn ****!
Wheres that knife?
tie me up
tie you up
here comes Bubba!
Grab your ankles
I dont swallow
Did you fart?
In my what?
I've got Crabs,herpes,(or whatever else you want to put here)
an last but not least,
Im not 18! | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 2/28/2009 6:34:26 PM | Where's the hack saw?
I lost it
No more lube
Are you asleep?
I just farted
I came already
My husband knows
Is that stuck
Got a bucket?
My wifes here
Who's Uncle Pete?
Are you done
Your still here? | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/2/2009 9:55:08 PM | Okay, I tried to pick the funniest ones (to me) and gather them up. I only got through two pages so far! Here goes:
“My duodenum hurts." ---- "I’m a man!” ---- "Where's the beef?" ---"Where’s that knife?” --- "In my what?” --- "Here comes Bubba!” ---“Are those...SCISSORS?!?!?!?” --- "Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os!” --- "Where's my wallet?” --- "I'm only 6.” ---"Cabbage-flavored lube??!?” --- “Where's the hack saw?” --- "Got a bucket?" --- "Who's Uncle Pete?" ---"You’re still here?" --- “Oh Lord no!” --- "Im awake now.” --- “You like knives?" ---"Now you're mine." --- "Ow! My eye!" ---“Angry inch worm!” --- "You're under arrest.” --- “My show's on." ---"Home already, kids? "--- "Meatloaf ok tomorrow?" ---"Hello, Youtube Nation!" --- "You're...a girl?" --- "You like blood?" ---"My ride's here." ---“Diarrhea, I'm sorry.” --- “Where're my dentures?” --- "Ho ho ho!” ---"Mommy, who's he?" --- "Damn, outta film!” --- “Tarantulas - here – somewhere…” --- "Swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!" --- “Smelling spermy douche!” --- "Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-Latty" --- “Sexual cannibalism time!” --- “Fisted frozen turkey.” --"SESSION TIMED OUT" --- “That's not normal!” --- ”Ouch! Ouch ! Ouch!” --- "Cum for grandma!"--- “Hey…mom...dad!” --- “Shit…the cops!” --- "That was sad." --- "You like gerbils?" "Kill me now." --- “You kiddin’, right!?!” --- | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/4/2009 1:54:30 PM | It's still burning!
Fire in the whole!
Who does that!
What's Happening!
Where's the dog!
That's been there!
It's just phlem!
Does that stretch? | |
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| 3 words you don't want to hear during sex
Posted: 3/6/2009 3:54:25 PM |
your clits gigantic!
i'm lorena bobbitt! {evil cackle}
whatta MASSIVE...letdown =[
funky breath! tictac??
2 outta 10 (raises score card)
age consent -abolished!
"Owwwwwww!" hysterical cries
end of masculinity.
untie you? later..
tarantulas - here - somewhere?
"swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"
smelling spermy -douche!
"Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-Latty"
sexual cannibalism time!
fisted frozen turkey
big feet??? lies!!
matching tattoos now?
police- you're surrounded!
"resist!! swim awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!"
"hello? Dr. ruth?"
Target locked. Commencing.
cellulite's, lookin baad.
pull my finger
Lock n load!
70's porno bush!!! 
moans mmmmm "Bridget the Midget!"
genital origami time!
your labias flappin.
"whose you're grandpa?"
"Real Doll's" better.
ba$tard child makin!
GAH -inverted penis?
eggs are fertilized.
you seem -"special." | |
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